PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

It's a puppy.

# ? May 16, 2018 19:44

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Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

PubicMice posted:

I'm stumped on what this actually is. Naked mole rat, maybe?

Aphrodite posted:

It's a puppy.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6264639/picture-dog-banned-facebook-penis-mexican-hairless/

# ? May 16, 2018 20:32

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from the GBS cursed thread.

I still don�t see the NWS implication, and I�ve been trying for a while. Someone hit me with an mspaint.

# ? May 16, 2018 20:34

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Subjunctive posted:

I still don�t see the NWS implication, and I�ve been trying for a while. Someone hit me with an mspaint.

Looks like a fertility goddess object of worship.

# ? May 16, 2018 20:39

Agent355: Jul 26, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

I still don�t see the NWS implication, and I�ve been trying for a while. Someone hit me with an mspaint.

# ? May 16, 2018 20:40

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

I figured it was a 2girls1cone situation. As I assume poster "NoneMoreNegative" thinks as well. I was going to post simply "2girls1cone" but figured I was beaten in a more subtle way.

Edit: might as well add the post I am referring to since it's on a different page:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Ah good the flyers for our new female duo ice cream shop have arrived in time for the grand opening next week, I�m sure it will be a big smash hit.

# ? May 16, 2018 21:20

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

PubicMice posted:

I'm stumped on what this actually is. Naked mole rat, maybe?

It is whatever your imagination wants it to be.

# ? May 16, 2018 22:59

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Aphrodite posted:

It's a puppy.

...so it is. I actually thought it was some kind of root vegetable.

# ? May 17, 2018 00:05

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

...so it is. I actually thought it was some kind of root vegetable.

The first time I saw it I thought "that's a weird-looking sweet potato or whatever it is. . . . wait why does it have legs" so you're not alone.

# ? May 17, 2018 02:31

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? May 17, 2018 03:57

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Say Nothing posted:

100% deliberate.

# ? May 17, 2018 04:05

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

ToxicSlurpee posted:

...so it is. I actually thought it was some kind of root vegetable.

Same. I never noticed the tiny foot

I'm a veterinarian :eng99:

Edit: they should rename him Willy

Dixville has a new favorite as of 04:23 on May 17, 2018

# ? May 17, 2018 04:17

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

trapped mouse posted:

lovecraftian body horror is nws-looking, right?

https://i.redd.it/1nu2003cp7gz.gif

note: don't click this if the idea of an extremely visible and painful leg cramp makes you uncomfortable

My calves twitch like that but less severely all the time. I can't normally feel it but I can see it.

freeedr posted:

Tetanus shots are almost completely painless and last ~10 years stopping you from the most horrifying death you can likely imagine.

The last three times I've had tetanus shots (if you have a dirty cut they'll give you another if you haven't had one in 5 years) have been incredibly painful with swelling and made my bicep can't-lift-my-arm unusable for a couple of days then sore for a few after that. Still better than tetanus, but I disagree on almost completely painless.

# ? May 17, 2018 04:41

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

# ? May 17, 2018 07:16

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

He's placing two fingers in something alright.

# ? May 17, 2018 13:29

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

AKA Pseudonym posted:

You know Lukas was thinking "I can't believe they bought it"

# ? May 17, 2018 13:32

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

AKA Pseudonym posted:

yo girl lemme assess your stone

# ? May 17, 2018 17:29

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Looks like a tight fit.

# ? May 17, 2018 20:27

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

I'm sure you'll manage.

# ? May 17, 2018 22:58

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Lazy men are going to claim they can't find that stone.

# ? May 17, 2018 23:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? May 18, 2018 01:58

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Wow, between the two of them they have almost one entire outfit that's suitable for riding in

# ? May 18, 2018 03:10

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Guy's not even wearing gloves.

# ? May 18, 2018 03:13

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Even after I've figured it out, that's really hard not to see as a naked guy on a motorcycle.

# ? May 18, 2018 04:34

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

He's half naked so we were half right

# ? May 18, 2018 05:25

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Away all Goats posted:

He's half naked so we were half right

To be fair we can't really tell on the person on the back.. they very well could be naked from the waist down, making a total of one naked and one fully clothed person.

# ? May 18, 2018 05:30

You: Oct 6, 2009

Knee posted:

To be fair we can't really tell on the person on the back.. they very well could be naked from the waist down, making a total of one naked and one fully clothed person.

Just another day in Duckburg

# ? May 18, 2018 06:33

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

RandomFerret posted:

Wow, between the two of them they have almost one entire outfit that's suitable for riding in

Yeah I don't feel her chainmail fully makes up for the lack of helmets though.

Also the naked dude has some really short thighs. Is he some new flavor of midget?

# ? May 18, 2018 06:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? May 19, 2018 00:57

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

KFD?

# ? May 19, 2018 01:05

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3SK6zI6V8U

"Now, uh, I don't wanna be to much trouble or nothin... but I feel like this is a chicken penis."

(I love Squidbillies)

# ? May 19, 2018 01:12

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Chicken wang.

# ? May 19, 2018 01:14

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

fried cock

# ? May 19, 2018 01:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

General Tso's Dicken

# ? May 19, 2018 01:23

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Kentucky Fried Dicken

Bojwangles

# ? May 19, 2018 01:35

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Say Nothing posted:

I regret nothing.

# ? May 19, 2018 01:43

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/gckXwEE.mp4

# ? May 20, 2018 01:31

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

I'm sorry we straight up ~~roasted~~ deep fried your ding dong

# ? May 20, 2018 05:05

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

"But you only warned us to keep our hands out of the deep fryer!"

# ? May 20, 2018 05:35

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EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

It cums with its own dipping sauce.

# ? May 20, 2018 06:24

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