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That is magical.
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# ? May 17, 2018 17:37 |
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It's like that scene in Bronson, only somehow even more hilarious.
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:39 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:It's like that scene in Bronson, only somehow even more hilarious. Fewer rubber willies, but stil hilarious.
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:55 |
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God. drat.
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# ? May 18, 2018 02:25 |
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Presented without context:Cream-of-Plenty posted:Solaire is working by his bonfire when he hears the booming voice of Darkstalker Kaathe from below: “Solaire, sacrifice your souls. Entrust thy flesh to me.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Solaire, sacrifice your souls. Entrust thy flesh to me.” After weeks of this, he relents, selling his souls. Darkstalker Kaathe says, "Solaire, go to New Londo.” He asks why. “Solaire, take thy souls to New Londo.” He obeys, goes to New Londo. Kaathe says, “Solaire, go to the deepest well of The Abyss and throw all of yours souls down into its infinite depths.” Solaire hesitates but knows he must. He's commanded by one of the Primordial Serpents, after all. The depths are the deepest blackness. “Solaire, sacrifice thy souls.” Why? The Abyss— “Sacrifice thy souls!” He demands something of Darkstalker Kaathe--to tell him if Ceaseless Discharge is an allegory for anything; he dumps some souls into the Abyss as he does so. He breathes easy. “Solaire, sacrifice all of thy souls.” What? “SACRIFICE ALL OF THY SOULS." He asks for another answer: Was the furtive pygmy a midget or a dwarf. Some more souls are sprinkled into the well. “Solaire, sacrifice thy souls,” the voice of Darkstalker Kaathe commands. I only have a million left! Solaire shouts. “SACRIFICE THY SOULS!” booms the voice. One more question, Solaire suggests, sprinkling more souls. The booming voice of Darkstalker Kaathe goes: “Hit your dick with a hammer, if you still have your foreskin it'll bounce off like it's made of stone."
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:13 |
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Gif people don't understand kinetics or momentum or car deformation zones so trig lays it out.Trig Discipline posted:Here's how car crashes actually work:
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:32 |
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UnfurledSails posted:The Oildome Makes you wonder what the cousin was in prison for. And if he was refining his MO.
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# ? May 18, 2018 09:51 |
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Oildome brother owns so hard.
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# ? May 18, 2018 13:12 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Gif people don't understand kinetics or momentum or car deformation zones so trig lays it out. Ah, wargaming.
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# ? May 18, 2018 14:11 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Gif people don't understand kinetics or momentum or car deformation zones so trig lays it out.
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# ? May 18, 2018 14:21 |
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frankenfreak posted:Not sure if that's a joke or d20 Modern. It's a joke either way.
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# ? May 18, 2018 14:32 |
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purple death ray posted:It's a joke either way. Content: Slugnoid posted:hulk smashed
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# ? May 18, 2018 15:04 |
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More dispatches from The Oil DomeUntrustable posted:Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly.
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# ? May 18, 2018 17:22 |
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Why did he have to microwave the baby oil? Is it slipperier when it's hot or was it to make it more painful or what? Also, people in prisons are allowed to have microwaves? A heating device with a 40000 volt transformer inside?
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# ? May 18, 2018 17:28 |
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Oils do flow and spread better when warm, afaik.
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# ? May 18, 2018 17:34 |
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Sagebrush posted:Also, people in prisons are allowed to have microwaves? A heating device with a 40000 volt transformer inside? I was in county jail for a couple months, which has WAY more restrictions than prison, and we had a microwave in the common area (gotta heat up water for your ramen somehow). I'm guessing that's what he had access to, not his own personal oven that he could weaponize... Though, poo poo, I guess he did, in a roundabout way. Saturday nights, my pod mates would microwave Jolly Ranchers in the little plastic cups that you get single-serving jelly in, to mix up illicit make-up so they could look pretty for visiting hours on Sunday. Incarceration really brings out the creativity in some folks.
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# ? May 18, 2018 18:20 |
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frankenfreak posted:Not sure if that's a joke or d20 Modern. Those splat books can get very crunchy.
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# ? May 18, 2018 19:04 |
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Plank Walker posted:peterson has a lot of knowledge about witches and dragons because all 3 of them understand the hardships of being green
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# ? May 18, 2018 20:44 |
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Kalli posted:https://twitter.com/FOX26Houston/status/996838789451427840 Raku posted:putting my name in to be the new mod of whatever forum this guy had
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# ? May 18, 2018 22:07 |
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Eat This Glob posted:More dispatches from The Oil Dome
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# ? May 19, 2018 02:55 |
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this broken hill posted:i've never been in love before... we know, dick cheney. we know.
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# ? May 19, 2018 02:59 |
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not sure if calling netanyahu cheney is worse than calling cheney netanyahu probably theyre the lovely same
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# ? May 19, 2018 03:34 |
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Krankenstyle posted:not sure if calling netanyahu cheney is worse than calling cheney netanyahu Conflating Sharon and Netanyahu is the worst, though.
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# ? May 19, 2018 03:36 |
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ahaha
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# ? May 19, 2018 03:49 |
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bibi would be too insecure to let himself be photographed snuggling a poodle puppy. that's why he will be punished horribly by fate, whereas ariel's punishment has been more abstract and esoteric, because he was a kind and tender man who happened to do terrible, terrible things
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# ? May 19, 2018 03:51 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Conflating Sharon and Netanyahu is the worst, though. erp gently caress lol this broken hill posted:bibi would be too insecure to let himself be photographed snuggling a poodle puppy. that's why he will be punished horribly by fate, whereas ariel's punishment has been more abstract and esoteric, because he was a kind and tender man who happened to do terrible, terrible things this seems true as well "anyone who publishes a photograph with themself and a puppy is a good person" – liberals of america Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 03:57 on May 19, 2018 |
# ? May 19, 2018 03:54 |
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christ 58 terabytes? what. the. gently caress. guy just has... a dozen? two, three dozen? hdds filled with heinous poo poo
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:01 |
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sunken fleet posted:christ 58 terabytes? what. the. gently caress. Pfft, nah, you can put almost double that on a single SSD: https://nimbusdata.com/products/exadrive-platform/scalable-ssds/ We've reached a new era of storage density - more atrocities per cubic centimeter than ever before.
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:10 |
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Krankenstyle posted:"anyone who publishes a photograph with themself and a puppy is a good person"
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:25 |
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Krankenstyle posted:erp gently caress lol Avs is Australian, friendo.
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:25 |
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i will make the people understand the interminably complex tragic poem that is the cosmic judgement of ariel sharon or die trying, the latter being more likely, and in fact preferable in my eyes
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:32 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Avs is Australian, friendo.
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:33 |
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The thing about death is that it will come for your regardless of what you do.
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:33 |
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oh poo poo are you av---m i didnt know, im a huge fan of your posting breeding
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:36 |
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it was like forty years ago, pedigree poodles were functional dogs then, even the little ones nowadays toy poodles are freakish goggle-eyed trembling bald-faced deer things, i still love them because they're dogs but they freak me out
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:37 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The thing about death is that it will come for your regardless of what you do.
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:38 |
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Krankenstyle posted:oh poo poo are you av---m i didnt know, im a huge fan of your posting
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:45 |
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the only goons i can still trust to be honest are the fyads
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:46 |
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this broken hill posted:it was like forty years ago, pedigree poodles were functional dogs then, even the little ones
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:48 |
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this broken hill posted:the only goons i can still trust to be honest are the fyads hosed up if true.
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# ? May 19, 2018 04:57 |