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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

DisDisDis posted:

gimme a rating out of 10

uhhhh

a.... six or a seven, from the half hour I've played so far?

It's surprisingly good for an indie visual novel, with fun dialogue and art that's good despite being extremely horny anime. There's no onii-samas, nothing actually disgusting - instead so far it's a prostitute flirting with a pirate captain, getting handed her hat (as the pirate flees from the guards) and the lady winding up as the captain of this ship. She's making a deal with the creditor so that she can actually have the ship as long as she gets it profitable/running again. The crew is full of cute anime animal people, and like.

For what it is it isn't rude and I'm enjoying it.***

***it is a game that will zoom up on the bulge in the dragon lady's pants to show off the, ahem, bulge

Mark down to a four or five if you hate horny gay anime animal people, mark up if you're into that. There is no voice acting (thank goodness) and all the UI features are here that I'd expect in a visual novel.

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DisDisDis
Dec 22, 2013
big lol that valve is removing it from the service but won't let them not charge money for it in the meantime

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

StrixNebulosa posted:

a.... six or a seven, from the half hour I've played so far?

"6.9/10"
-strix nebulosa

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
My favorite elements are Helium, Nitrogen, Tantalum, and Iodine in that order.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

The White Dragon posted:

"6.9/10"
-strix nebulosa

:allears: Perfect

e: update There is sex in this game, and the boobs are not censored. It's written like the rest of it - irreverent, fun, silly.

StrixNebulosa fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 19, 2018

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.
Latest news from some of the devs involved is that Steam has issued retractions on their warning notices for a number of the affected games for now and will be letting them stay up while they re-review the content. Looks like either this is a case of "algorithms strike again" and this all happened in response to a mass campaign of reports without proper oversight, or Valve decided that they acted hastily and are backpedalling.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

DisDisDis posted:

big lol that valve is removing it from the service but won't let them not charge money for it in the meantime

Valve doesn’t allow anything for free unless there’s DLC or microtransactions along with it. Why offer the hosting and visibility if they don’t make anything off it?

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

I'm pretty sure that's not right.

In fact it looks like I can click on the free to play genre and between the mmos and such there's cheesy little student project type things that don't have dlc or anything attached to them.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Do they not have in-game microtransactions? I’m pretty sure Valve at least used to have a no-$0 policy.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/HuniePotDev/status/997979877977436160

thats one hell of a tag

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

Subjunctive posted:

Do they not have in-game microtransactions? I’m pretty sure Valve at least used to have a no-$0 policy.

You can release a game completely for free with no in-game transactions, but it means there are certain features like Steam cards that you don't have full access to. I remember the Princess Remedy dev talked about it at one point.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Thuryl posted:

You can release a game completely for free with no in-game transactions, but it means there are certain features like Steam cards that you don't have full access to. I remember the Princess Remedy dev talked about it at one point.

Ah, I must have been mixed up. Thank you!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

StrixNebulosa posted:

e: update There is sex in this game, and the boobs are not censored.

It sucks that I'm too stupid to figure out how to unpack .rpa files with the code someone posted on GitHub to do so so that I can censor the game and stream it >:[

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008


that's huniepop for you

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






StrixNebulosa posted:

Mark down to a four or five if you hate horny gay anime animal people

This modifier is way off

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Aurora posted:

that's huniepop for you

I don't really care about most Steam porn games, but I would be pretty happy if the Huniepop guy and all his works fell into the memory hole forever

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

I'm glad the probable worst person involved was the first to grab for a headline

e:
https://twitter.com/HuniePotDev/status/997877516697157632?s=19

:thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk:

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

FirstAidKite posted:

It sucks that I'm too stupid to figure out how to unpack .rpa files with the code someone posted on GitHub to do so so that I can censor the game and stream it >:[

I'm working on it :downs:

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Motto posted:

I'm glad the probable worst person involved was the first to grab for a headline

e:
https://twitter.com/HuniePotDev/status/997877516697157632?s=19

:thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk:

God, gently caress this dipshit

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

a lot of cringes and laughs came out of this

FirstAidKite posted:

I missed mutiny!! discussion but I just wanna post this because I'm still laughing at how quickly this post goes from 0 to 100


FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

StoryTime posted:

I'm working on it :downs:


Lemme know how this goes because I don't wanna get banned from twitch because of this game lol

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

FirstAidKite posted:

Lemme know how this goes because I don't wanna get banned from twitch because of this game lol

I'm pretty much done here, just testing that the modified graphics load correctly. What's the go to method for sending a zip of about 350MB these days?

I'll PM you after I've packaged this and have a download link ready.

Edit: yeah just got to the first raunchy scene, and this is working out pretty well :pervert:

StoryTime fucked around with this message at 07:51 on May 20, 2018

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

McSpanky posted:

This modifier is way off

I mean, if you're not into that stuff at all you're not going to review the game, you're going to play and review something you'll enjoy instead.

DisDisDis
Dec 22, 2013

Subjunctive posted:

Do they not have in-game microtransactions? I’m pretty sure Valve at least used to have a no-$0 policy.

Dystopia and Neo Tokyo are both on Steam for free, as are non HL mod games I forget the name of


StrixNebulosa posted:

I mean, if you're not into that stuff at all you're not going to review the game, you're going to play and review something you'll enjoy instead.

you underestimate goons

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



Just burn all the anime

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Don't worry people, Valve set a new world record in backpeddaling and all the anime titties are coming back.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Well, we'll see.

The boobs can still bug out.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
How many more times is Valve going to introduce a new policy/feature/storefront bullshit and have to backpedal within a year (or a day in most cases) before they realize they really needs (or needs a better) community team/vetting process/PR/whatever the gently caress that Valve inexplicably does not have.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

SomeJazzyRat posted:

How many more times is Valve going to introduce a new policy/feature/storefront bullshit and have to backpedal within a year (or a day in most cases) before they realize they really needs (or needs a better) community team/vetting process/PR/whatever the gently caress that Valve inexplicably does not have.

They definitely know already. It's more that they're not going to spend money to fix it.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

How many more times is Valve going to introduce a new policy/feature/storefront bullshit and have to backpedal within a year (or a day in most cases) before they realize they really needs (or needs a better) community team/vetting process/PR/whatever the gently caress that Valve inexplicably does not have.

So far it's looking less like a new policy and more like the pressure group figured out a way to game or spam the complaint system.

DisDisDis
Dec 22, 2013
they should kill that blackmail rape vr game colonel was talking about

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

Palpek posted:

Most sex scenes in games are bad because they're obviously fan service and not really necessary to develop the plot or character relations. Even if they were though they're always directed like cheap erotic movies with horrific acting, they show too much and go on for too long so any merit a scene like that could have is thrown out the window because of embarassing execution.

The only good sex scene I can think of is in Witcher 3's Heart of Stone and only happens when you act against the game's instructions in a specific way and the result ruins the fan-servicy aspect of it in a pretty hilarious way and adds to the overall experience thanks to it. You need to give Geralt's love interest wine instead of the correct gift that she's expecting from him and she'll start vomiting all over him during sex which is a great end to the entire questline.

Ohhhhhh that explains the thread title for the old Witcher thread.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

StrixNebulosa posted:

prostitute flirting with a pirate captain, getting handed her hat (as the pirate flees from the guards) and the lady winding up as the captain of this ship. 

That's a much better/funnier concept than I was expecting out of a gay furry visual novel, so props to them for that.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i mean, VNs are pretty much the entry point to game dev for writers who can't program or draw, so it's not really a shock that you get some good writers in the mix

Gen Urobuchi and Ryukishi07 write pretty good horror, too, and while Kinoko Nasu's writing is janky as hell in a lot of ways the dude writes action scenes like nobody else

e: fair warning that Urobuchi and RK07 are on basically opposite ends of the horror spectrum with their VN work, though- the only straight-up horror VN Urobuchi has done is really, really loving nasty and extremely not for the weak-stomached on like 20 different levels, whereas RK07... uh... just read Umineko it's basically impossible to explain coherently (basically it's like anime House of Leaves with a lot of surrealist meta poo poo)

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!
If Valve actually gave the slightest fraction of a poo poo, they could solve the problem by simply requiring a $1000 deposit to have a game listed on Steam. One the title has reached $5000 in sales, the author gets the deposit back on top of their first royalty check. This would eliminate 95% of the lovely fetish fulfillment games and 100% of the lovely asset-flip cheevo farms.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Gynovore posted:

One the title has reached $5000 in sales, the author gets the deposit back on top of their first royalty check.

:catstare:

withholding another business's money until they reach a certain sales threshold doesn't sound very legal... well you do you

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

quote:

April 14, 2009 - At this year's Game Developers Conference a talk called Independent Game Sales revealed that Nintendo has a minimum download threshold for WiiWare games that must be met before the developer is paid. The speaker, Gamasutra publisher and Independent Game Festival chairman Simon Carless, said this number is somewhere in the mid-quadruple digits for America and low quadruples for other territories. Unless a game passes over this number of downloads, the developer doesn't get paid at all.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Fun fact about agreeing to be distributed on a privately owned platform:

You agree to that platform's terms.

It's just ironic that, currently, that platform doesn't even know its own terms.

mdxi
Mar 13, 2006

to JERK OFF is to be close to GOD... only with SPURTING

The White Dragon posted:

withholding another business's money until they reach a certain sales threshold doesn't sound very legal... well you do you

Without a contract? No, definitely not legal.

If it's part of your publishing/distribution contract? Absolutely. All sorts of businesses which act as a marketplace (e.g. Etsy) have time or value based holds built into the contract that lets you use their service. In a nutshell, in US contract law, so long as both parties are competent, both parties receive consideration, and no laws are broken in the execution of the contract, pretty much anything is okay.

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WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

Gynovore posted:

If Valve actually gave the slightest fraction of a poo poo, they could solve the problem by simply requiring a $1000 deposit to have a game listed on Steam. One the title has reached $5000 in sales, the author gets the deposit back on top of their first royalty check. This would eliminate 95% of the lovely fetish fulfillment games and 100% of the lovely asset-flip cheevo farms.

They definitely shouldn't be withholding money until X sales, but a simple system of "give us a $1000 deposit, you get it all back when you sell that much" seems like a no-brainer and about 100x better than the $100 application fee they have now

In fact that was indeed one of the options they asked devs about when nixing Greenlight - it's the one I wanted! - but too many people said it'd be an undue financial burden

It's a tough nut to crack. I don't want to defend anything Valve does as they're genuinely a bad company these days, but this an ubiquitous problem present in every industry. lower barriers to entry are a doubled-edged sword

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