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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Gatts posted:

On the other hand when he turns 18 and gets ready for Prom, Gisele is going to get all her model contacts to go with him to get the last laugh if he gets poo poo.

While slow dancing to Perfect, she leans closer and whispers, "so who kisses better, me or your dad?"

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013


cole beasley is gonna be the only receiver on the roster that caught passes from romo

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gatts posted:

On the other hand when he turns 18 and gets ready for Prom, Gisele is going to get all her model contacts to go with him to get the last laugh if he gets poo poo.

You say that like his prom date won't be Tom Brady

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

a neat cape posted:

https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/pro-top-25-under-25-for-2018

PFF is garbage but it has Bosa at #1 so I like PFF now

no Ronnie Stanley so yeah, garbage

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mystic Stylez posted:

no Ronnie Stanley so yeah, garbage

Deion Jones tha god on there, so this list is back to legit

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a neat cape posted:

https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/pro-top-25-under-25-for-2018

PFF is garbage but it has Bosa at #1 so I like PFF now

You guys just watch. Kenny Clark had a really good 2017 and is still younger than most of our 2018 draft picks.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

https://twitter.com/khairopoulos/status/997898871215984640?s=19

That's not ideal

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

and the icing on the cake

https://twitter.com/TerranceWill2/status/988538839592587264

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







always smile in mugshots btw.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
Dude crashed a blue lambo into a street pole, then drove home and got on his bike to ride around his neighbourhood to throw the cops off his scent. Like literally the "That couldn't have been me driving, don't you see I'm riding my bike?" defense.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

always smile in mugshots btw.

love this one

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

CowboyKid posted:

This poor kid is gonna get savages in high school with this video

I'm sure Tom Brady and his supermodel wife's son will have a very hard time in high school.

incompetent posted:

cole beasley is gonna be the only receiver on the roster that caught passes from romo

Dez and the Cowboys kinda need each other.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Tom Brady’s kid is going to be able to put out hits on anyone who gives him poo poo about anything. Giselle is going to make sure he only gets the second rate contractors though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Tom Brady’s kid is going to be able to put out hits on anyone who gives him poo poo about anything. Giselle is going to make sure he only gets the second rate contractors though.

Aaron Hernandez is dead though...:confused:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

whypick1 posted:

Aaron Hernandez is dead though...:confused:

Imagine thinking you were going to get away with murder because you used a rental car.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I hope he's got his life straightened out and this works for him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm sure *this* time he means it.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm sure *this* time he means it.

I mean odds are against it, but people can change. Michael Vick, Brandon Marshall....uh, I'm sure there are a few others.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Slowpoke! posted:

Dude crashed a blue lambo into a street pole, then drove home and got on his bike to ride around his neighbourhood to throw the cops off his scent. Like literally the "That couldn't have been me driving, don't you see I'm riding my bike?" defense.

also don't go home. that's the first place the cops will look.

pass out in a park somewhere and sleep it off, then turn yourself in the next day when you can pass a blow test.

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

Poor Canada

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Jets plan for Darnold revealed.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

TSBX posted:

Jets plan for Darnold revealed.



:vick:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/Colts/status/997583829211721728

:yosbutt:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If Luck learns to throw with his rear end then the Colts will win the Super Bowl.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Andrew Luck got that onion booty

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

that rear end is in the best shape of its life

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Stupid Sexy Andrew

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
feels like I'm gonna play

no games at all...

no games at all...

no games at all...

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Spoeank posted:

feels like I'm gonna play

no games at all...

no games at all...

no games at all...

gently caress

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Reminder: in terms of stats Andrew Luck has been a middling to decent quarterback.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Andrew Luck is in the top 10 just like Andrew Dalton

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Feels like I’m throwing nothing at all

NOTHING AT ALL

NOTHING AT ALL!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Cavauro posted:

Andrew Luck is in the top 10 just like Andrew Dalton

Top 10 players who are average.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
If you gif every photo of Luck released so far this offseason he gets about 10% through a throwing motion.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And if you made that GIF as long as it's taken for those photos to get released, it'd still be a faster throwing motion than Tebow's.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
And still more accurate than Josh Allen.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Amy Pole Her posted:

Feels like I’m throwing nothing at all

NOTHING AT ALL

NOTHING AT ALL!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:vince:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








I never realized how close 91 was to grazing the face mask and forcing the refs to throw a flag for targeting the QBs head, giving the pats a first down, and ejecting the offender.

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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

what a beautiful image

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