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Deadfall Adventures has been pretty fun so far, but now near the end of the game the Mayan Tombs level feels interminable. There are way more enemies than the other levels and due to the gimmick some of the fights are much harder due to getting swarmed, and there are a million puzzles throughout the level. They are amusing puzzles but they could have done with being spread a bit more evenly over the last few levels.
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# ? May 18, 2018 20:54 |
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Olive! posted:The fight with a seemingly neverending horde of lovely-rear end enemies on the bridge at the end of Hellbade: Senua's Sacrifice. I went through the entire game without dying once until now, but this poo poo sucks. I can fight for 10 minutes and then whoops, one of the giant strong enemies spawns just off-screen behind me and fucks me up with a giant axe. If you stay beyond the halfway point of the bridge, there are fewer enemies. If you stay near the start of the area you just get brutally punished for your cowardice
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# ? May 18, 2018 21:03 |
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I beat the game twice and was sure the endless Viking horde on the bridge was patched to be smaller the second time. That must have been the real reason.
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# ? May 18, 2018 21:21 |
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glad she is dead posted:Order a pizza dude. Why are you trying to impress Ryan anyway? The guy sucks. It was for the trophy. I hate the guy, believe me.
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# ? May 18, 2018 22:03 |
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Thin Privilege posted:It was for the trophy. I hate the guy, believe me. The best bit of B:TS was repeatedly breaking Ryan's heart, with the absolute best bit being when you do it as you're both apparently freezing to death.
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# ? May 19, 2018 02:03 |
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Judge Tesla posted:Decided to re-install Borderlands the Pre-Sequel the other day and had it uninstalled again a few hours later, why? Because I'd forgotten the reason why I'd abandoned the game and that was upon hitting Level 50 as Athena and unlocking Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode and hitting the very first boss Deadlift.
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# ? May 19, 2018 06:16 |
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Dragon Ball FighterZ has a 'pretty good but not great' story mode, with three different stories that are primarily differentiated by who gets the power to be the protagonist. The first two stories (Goku and the Z-Warriors, and then Freiza and his minions with Cell) generally have a pretty good offering of playable characters that expands gradually over the story, which is good for this kind of story mode since it's meant to train you in how to use these characters. You get given a good selection of fighters to use, enough that you probably should learn several of them--and you probably don't have your favorites right away--but there's enough flexibility in the roster that if you find certain characters aren't for you, you don't have to use them. And since you're generally fighting a lot of the same enemies, that's also where a lot of the variety comes from; you're bored of fighting with your usual A-team, switch out for some of those second-stringers you aren't so comfortable with. But the third story sticks you with the same two characters for the first massive chunk of it. Not even three characters, you don't even have a full team, you just have these two. So if you don't like using one of them, tough luck, but also that entire stretch is dull as hell because there's no mixing it up; the game gives you the same enemies as always, and you can't change up your lineup outside of swapping the characters around. Also, it's really poo poo that the best the fighting game genre's got for special move inputs is quarter-circles, because they're by far the most reliable and sensible anybody's come up with and yet I still can't reliably input them.
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# ? May 19, 2018 11:59 |
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A Dragon BroZ. could be neat. I mean how many really iconic moves does each character have anyway?
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# ? May 19, 2018 12:09 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Beyond Two Souls again. I can tell you've never played Heavy Rain, the adventures of Nahman Jaydan.
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# ? May 19, 2018 18:21 |
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Warframe has a bunch of different kinds of missions and some of them can be really, really bad. The ones I'm going to complain about are Hijack, Interception, Defection, and Excavaton. Hijack missions are where you blitz to this big vehicle and you escort it to the end. You escort it by being near it while it drains your shields to move. This sucks because people have to take turns being the guy that stands on the thing and avoids getting shot until their shields deplete. Things might get spiced up if you or one of the other players has a hit-squad called in by an enemy faction, but other than that, it's a real slow-paced type of mission. Interceptions are just missions where you keep enemies from getting on the four points. They're huge wastes of time if you have one or more people with you, because most of the time enemies don't spawn much, and there are rarely moments where enemies will spawn from all sides, going for all of the points at once. I'd be surprised if anyone could fail these missions. Defection = Escort quest, don't bother unless you need to in order to proceed on the planet you're on Excavation missions are a mixed bag. You go to a point in a widely-open area and defend a drill while it mines resources or relics. The drill, however, can run out of power, and to refill that, you kill nearby enemies that carry power cells for the drill. Sometimes these enemies don't spawn, at all, meaning you're defending a dead drill with minutes of it not being able to complete its objective, and sometimes there's more of these enemies than you could ever ask for. If there were a constant spawn rate for these guys, it'd be so much better.
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# ? May 19, 2018 18:50 |
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spit on my clit posted:
Christ, I have awful memories of a time where no power cell carriers spawned for a good 10 minutes, possibly longer. It just threw occasional regular enemies at us, and barely any of them until the game finally decided we'd done enough sitting on our asses as let us actually do the mission.
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# ? May 19, 2018 19:18 |
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spit on my clit posted:Excavation missions are a mixed bag. You go to a point in a widely-open area and defend a drill while it mines resources or relics. The drill, however, can run out of power, and to refill that, you kill nearby enemies that carry power cells for the drill. Sometimes these enemies don't spawn, at all, meaning you're defending a dead drill with minutes of it not being able to complete its objective, and sometimes there's more of these enemies than you could ever ask for. If there were a constant spawn rate for these guys, it'd be so much better. There is a constant spawn rate, but it only spawns up to a certain number of guys. If you aren't getting any enemies there is almost certainly a roomful of enemies somewhere just waiting around.
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# ? May 19, 2018 19:44 |
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spit on my clit posted:
This one is terrible because, at least for me, it's impossible to do it by yourself so if you play at odd hours, good luck getting a partner.
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# ? May 19, 2018 20:18 |
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I'm playing Metal Gear Survive and a super annoying thing is how fast your food and water meters go down, especially when you compare them against the food/water producers you eventually unlock.
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# ? May 20, 2018 15:58 |
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Always fill those meters up to 100%. That stops them degrading for a while, and really helps.
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# ? May 20, 2018 16:07 |
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Jetamo posted:I can tell you've never played Heavy Rain, the adventures of Nahman Jaydan. I played it and did it only for like. Completion. I was blacked out mentally through the game cause I was told by goons “this game is so good and scary if you like Silent Hill you’ll love this one!!!” But that was not the case. -it was not scary -it was supposed to be focused about kids and making you sad for that, and I’m not a childfree lunatic but a kid getting hurt doesn’t make me freak out like tugging at my heartstrings, so I was super detached from the plot -early on the woman in the shower. So unnecessary and grossed me the gently caress out, and I think I may have complained about it already. No women sleep in a teeny tank top and teeny underwear and then take a shower when they wake up. This created more detachment for me from the game. -probably some other crap I can’t remember Also I really didn’t like the main characters physical characteristics; this makes me sound like an rear end in a top hat, but he had this weak rear end face and jaw... I am nitpicking again and also I was watching tv through many or most of the time I was playing that game so.
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# ? May 21, 2018 00:14 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I played it and did it only for like. Completion. I was blacked out mentally through the game cause I was told by goons “this game is so good and scary if you like Silent Hill you’ll love this one!!!” But that was not the case. I don't know what goon told you any of that but "heavy rain is like silent hill" is straight up the most bizarre comparison I've heard about a game, and I've seen Dark Souls compared to Crash Bandicoot. If you play David Cage games the best you're gonna get is a decent premise, which will unfortunately be ruined by terrible story, pacing, characters, dialogue, plot holes, etc etc.
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# ? May 21, 2018 00:48 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I played it and did it only for like. Completion. I was blacked out mentally through the game
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# ? May 21, 2018 01:04 |
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Zinkraptor posted:I don't know what goon told you any of that but "heavy rain is like silent hill" is straight up the most bizarre comparison I've heard about a game, and I've seen Dark Souls compared to Crash Bandicoot. yeah whoever told you that possesses the insanity of a manatee, cage's games are farces
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# ? May 21, 2018 01:37 |
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David Cage games are like Silent Hill in so far as both are bad movies
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# ? May 21, 2018 01:43 |
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Zinkraptor posted:I don't know what goon told you any of that but "heavy rain is like silent hill" is straight up the most bizarre comparison I've heard about a game, and I've seen Dark Souls compared to Crash Bandicoot. If David Cage was any good at what he wants to do, he’d be making actual movies.
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# ? May 21, 2018 01:45 |
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Thin Privilege posted:-it was supposed to be focused about kids and making you sad for that, and I’m not a childfree lunatic but a kid getting hurt doesn’t make me freak out like tugging at my heartstrings, so I was super detached from the plot I'm pretty sure this is at least a large part of why God of War 4 wasn't injecting me with dopamine like everybody else apparently got.
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# ? May 21, 2018 01:46 |
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Was Heavy Rain the one that had "Shuan! Shaun!....Shaaaauuuunnnn!"? Because that was pretty loving funny.
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# ? May 21, 2018 02:08 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Was Heavy Rain the one that had "Shuan! Shaun!....Shaaaauuuunnnn!"? Yes. It also has a plot twist that hinges on the game actively lying to you on two different fronts and breaking its own narrative conceits to work.
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# ? May 21, 2018 02:11 |
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FFXV: There sure are a lot of narrow ledges and balance beams I have to move painfully slowly across for a guy who has the power to loving teleport.
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# ? May 21, 2018 02:29 |
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I can spend forever in Hyrule Warriors, but man does it slam straight into a wall whenever you have to fight Ghomas. An enemy constantly blocking, requiring you to use an arrow when it uses a specific attack... Yeah, be nice if it actually decided to start using said attacks more often.
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# ? May 21, 2018 02:54 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Was Heavy Rain the one that had "Shuan! Shaun!....Shaaaauuuunnnn!"? That was Fallout 4
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:02 |
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Leal posted:I can spend forever in Hyrule Warriors, but man does it slam straight into a wall whenever you have to fight Ghomas. An enemy constantly blocking, requiring you to use an arrow when it uses a specific attack... Yeah, be nice if it actually decided to start using said attacks more often. blocking seems to make bosses more likely to use their counterable attacks but yeah in general fighting bosses is the worst part of hyrule warriors, they're just kind of a tedious slog even when you know what to do
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:27 |
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I impulse-bought X-Morph: Defense today thanks to randomly getting a 66% off coupon for it, and goddamn it the game does some stuff so well. You're given all the time in the world between waves to adjust your towers without penalty, you're given clear guides where enemies will path, restarting a wave is painless, resource management is rather simple, and the game gives you plenty of space for tower placement. But holy poo poo the difficulty is completely unfun. The amount of enemies per wave can be obscene, and you'll always wind up disappointed/annoyed/frustrated to discover that your towers don't quite deal enough damage to stop even the initial wave, or even soften them up to spot-removal levels. No upgrading their damage, either. The final wave will always just be a huge wave of enemies from every spawn point, that just exacerbates the horribly frenetic pace of things. I'll prolly just slam it into the lowest difficulty to finish it off, because like I said, the game does a lot that's so good. But it's a shooter and a tower defense game, where the towers aren't strong enough and your shooting only barely keeps up.
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# ? May 21, 2018 07:01 |
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The UI in Assassin's Creed: Unity looks like a parody of bad UIs. This is a random shot taken when I earned a trophy.
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# ? May 21, 2018 09:41 |
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The walking speed in Stardew Valley is literally dragging the game down, it takes too loving long to get anywhere. But this stupid game is too good to just stop playing because of it. I tried several mods already, but nothing seems to work permanently.
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# ? May 21, 2018 09:52 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Was Heavy Rain the one that had "Shuan! Shaun!....Shaaaauuuunnnn!"? https://youtu.be/0t0uCWjQ6Og This is all that I know about the game. Tbh I think it's better that way. Quick time events the game looks terrible to play.
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# ? May 21, 2018 13:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy44s_de15Y
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# ? May 21, 2018 13:15 |
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I love how Cage always has at least one setting that blatantly betrays his knowledge of American culture
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# ? May 21, 2018 13:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM
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# ? May 21, 2018 13:23 |
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FeastForCows posted:The walking speed in Stardew Valley is literally dragging the game down, it takes too loving long to get anywhere. But this stupid game is too good to just stop playing because of it. I tried several mods already, but nothing seems to work permanently. The first thing you need to do is get a horse. You should be able to afford one by mid summer at the latest.
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FeastForCows posted:The walking speed in Stardew Valley is literally dragging the game down, it takes too loving long to get anywhere. But this stupid game is too good to just stop playing because of it. I tried several mods already, but nothing seems to work permanently. This combined with the day/night cycle progressing a bit faster than I would like. My computer died and I just never got back to the game, largely for these reasons. The combination just made me feel like I was constantly in an unwieldy and overly slow race against time. I like the idea of the game, I love the rune factory games and wouldn't mind a less anime version.
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# ? May 21, 2018 18:15 |
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I keep going too fast for the Dishonored 2 tutorial level so it keeps loving up and I can’t advance and have to restart the game. I guess I should have my cat play it. E: ok got past it Why do you not have your VERY IMPORTANT imperial ring on you at all times? And this (at least the intro part so far) is way worse than the writing in beyond two souls. Ugh Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 18:48 on May 21, 2018 |
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MrAptronym posted:This combined with the day/night cycle progressing a bit faster than I would like. My computer died and I just never got back to the game, largely for these reasons. The combination just made me feel like I was constantly in an unwieldy and overly slow race against time. I like the idea of the game, I love the rune factory games and wouldn't mind a less anime version. There's a mod that can slow time down. Of course I immediately used it to stop time to get all my activities done :/
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ilmucche posted:There's a mod that can slow time down. Of course I immediately used it to stop time to get all my activities done :/ That would be good to have. I think if the day/night cycle was half as fast I would enjoy the game more. Too much of my day was eaten up watering turnips and walking to/from town.
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