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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

paul_soccer10 posted:

fremen dont have fuckin horses

Those are probably Kulons.

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THS
Sep 15, 2017

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

They have tried to gay the life of my son!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Queer is the mind killer. Queer is the little-death that brings annihilation.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Put your hand in the box.

What’s inside the box?

Oh honey nothing, it’s just decorative.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Dume

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Gurney, organize a suicide attack to spray the Baron's spice hoard with heterosexualizing aphrodesiacs

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zopotantor posted:

Those are probably Kulons.

oh ya

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
:sbahj: that's an av

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

paul_soccer10 posted:

fremen dont have fuckin horses
I can't remember if it was in Dune itself or one of the appendices, but they do mention smugglers using basically donkeys with modified stillsuits on. Poor ol' Freckles, thought of walking without rhythm and died.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

SubponticatePoster posted:

Poor ol' Freckles, thought of walking without rhythm and died.

:eyepop:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Donkeys are smart enough to not kill themselves. That's why you have donkeys on trail rides in the Grand Canyon and whatnot.
Horses will throw themselves right off the side.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

fuckin' great av, i love it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Milky Moor posted:

THEY'RE TURNING THE WORMS GAY

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
"And even were I to complete my rocket and launch it" Mike mused, "the UN would use the Hubble Telescope's V-beam to holoproject a curvature onto my viewing lens. It is precisely what they would want . They would hide the truth that the world is flat and create new propaganda. Wheels within wheels."

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


BONGHITZ posted:

Healthy young child goes to sietch, gets pumped with massive shot of water of life, doesn't feel good and changes - ABOMINATION. Many such cases!

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Testikles posted:

"And even were I to complete my rocket and launch it" Mike mused, "the UN would use the Hubble Telescope's V-beam to holoproject a curvature onto my viewing lens. It is precisely what they would want . They would hide the truth that the world is flat and create new propaganda. Wheels within wheels."

i think you meant to post this in the mad mike hughes thread, but that's okay, because htis post is great

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
I think it was the ‘wheels within wheels’ part.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Arrhythmia posted:

i think you meant to post this in the mad mike hughes thread, but that's okay, because htis post is great

Murray Mantoinette posted:

I think it was the ‘wheels within wheels’ part.

Bingo. Thought it would fit in with the infowars stuff we were talking about

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Testikles posted:

Bingo. Thought it would fit in with the infowars stuff we were talking about

Hmm. I have become blind to jokes, and I will walk into the humor-deserts, as is the tradition of the sietch.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









This thread is a twenty thumper journey

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Arrhythmia posted:

Hmm. I have become blind to jokes, and I will walk into the humor-deserts, as is the tradition of the sietch.

Paul had foreseen the need for weird communism and eating-rear end memes but couldn’t bear to undertake the burden, having become complacent with normal dad-style puns so he allowed himself to be blinded and left the task to his son who was raised on YouTube mashups and twitter as he walked into the desert.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
A thousand years later, a supremely oppressed humanity that languished under dumb forced This Is America and sPoNgEbOb memes reached its ultimate perfection in his descendant, Siona, who knew in her heart “this poo poo isn’t funny at all!” and undertook to steal his secret journals, a Gary Larson calendar and a book of Gallagher jokes to learn his weakness.

“Humanity is stagnating. I am fearful for its survival,” Leto intoned from the top of the canyon surrounding the Sareer.

“Hi fearful for its survival, I’m Siona,” she she rasped as she hit the detonator, sending the God Emperor toppling into the river miles below.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BONGHITZ posted:

Healthy young child goes to sietch, gets pumped with massive shot of water of life, doesn't feel good and changes - ABOMINATION. Many such cases!
I appreciate this a great deal


Murray Mantoinette posted:

Put your hand in the box.

What’s inside the box?

Oh honey nothing, it’s just decorative.

That's the beauty of it...

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Murray Mantoinette posted:

A thousand years later, a supremely oppressed humanity that languished under dumb forced This Is America and sPoNgEbOb memes reached its ultimate perfection in his descendant, Siona, who knew in her heart “this poo poo isn’t funny at all!” and undertook to steal his secret journals, a Gary Larson calendar and a book of Gallagher jokes to learn his weakness.

“Humanity is stagnating. I am fearful for its survival,” Leto intoned from the top of the canyon surrounding the Sareer.

“Hi fearful for its survival, I’m Siona,” she she rasped as she hit the detonator, sending the God Emperor toppling into the river miles below.

lmao

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:

what if dune but weed

The Kiefsatz Hasherach now takes the Bong Jabbar
Rifftual commences 'round the tree stump altar
Bong Water of Life anoints the Muad' Doob messiah

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dsf posted:

The Kiefsatz Hasherach now takes the Bong Jabbar
Rifftual commences 'round the tree stump altar
Bong Water of Life anoints the Muad' Doob messiah

Hay baby my Halud ain't Shy

THS
Sep 15, 2017

muad’dab

THS
Sep 15, 2017

CHOOM

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
it's a loving crime against humanity that Brian Herbert is allowed to tweet as @DuneAuthor

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



tactlessbastard posted:

it's a loving crime against humanity that Brian Herbert is allowed to tweet as @DuneAuthor

Abomination!

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

tactlessbastard posted:

it's a loving crime against humanity that Brian Herbert is allowed to tweet as @DuneAuthor

Reposting his best tweet.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Anne Frank Funk posted:


Reposting his best tweet.

How is that posted in June of 2018?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Anne Frank Funk posted:


Reposting his best tweet.

Can't decide if that's better or worse than that Deviantart picture with all their favourite pop culture characters attending their backyard wedding.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

mycomancy posted:

How is that posted in June of 2018?

It takes a certain kind of person.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

mycomancy posted:

How is that posted in June of 2018?

Twitter got hold of some spice and was briefly prescient.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

mycomancy posted:

How is that posted in June of 2018?

golden path

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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tactlessbastard posted:

it's a loving crime against humanity that Brian Herbert is allowed to tweet as @DuneAuthor

Something... about the blue check mark... and the Suk conditioning diamond... i dunno i got nothing

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Milky Moor posted:

golden path
If that's the best we can do let the machines come and murder us all.

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