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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

facebook rules

imagine being able to jumpstart ethnic cleansing with a quick post.

great job team!

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Telephones posted:

Just loving retire Jim, loving Christ.

he did, now he paints

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



facebook.com/endlösung

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Waffle House posted:

he did, now he paints

George Bush is better.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvx597/mark-zuckerberg-fanfiction-has-not-aged-well

quote:

There were many implications to Mark Zuckerberg’s Congressional testimony regarding Facebook’s inappropriate data mining and accommodation of Russian propaganda. What these revelations meant for all the fanfiction that had been written about Zuckerberg wasn’t chief among them, but looking back on Zuckerberg fanfic is nevertheless a fascinating and often surreal experience given what we now know about the man and his creation.

The bulk of Zuckerberg fic was written a year or two after 2010’s The Social Network, although stories continue to trickle in today. Zuckerberg does not come across well in The Social Network—he’s portrayed as a cold, manipulative, petty, and status-hungry, but brilliant robot. Fanfic writers focused on that brilliance, then added a misunderstood heart of gold, an impressive penis, and remarkable stamina.

Archive of our Own, a “cornerstone” of the fanfic community, has 1,378 stories tagged with Zuckerberg’s name. Zuckerberg’s most common romantic partner is Eduardo Saverin, the Facebook co-founder who Zuckerberg booted from the company after diluting his shares to relative worthlessness. Saverin sued and walked away with a 4-5 percent stake that ended up being worth billions. To many fanfic writers, the emotional crux of the movie was all just a lover’s tiff: 85.7 percent of their stories are tagged “Eduardo Saverin/Mark Zuckerberg,” a "slash fiction" indicating the romantic pairing that readers could expect to see.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


the only good zuck fanfics were written on c-spam

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Best Giraffe posted:

the only good zuck fanfics were written on c-spam

I write fan fics about people clapping for Jeb!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

etalian posted:

I write fan fics about people clapping for Jeb!

https://twitter.com/cocksailor/status/988880811658133504?s=19

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zuck!!!!!

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/989522513662181376

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I've seen so many photoshops of Zuckerberg's congressional testimony that I had to watch the original to see what color his skin is, and it really is paler than anyone else in the chamber. Not just indoor tech nerd pale either, but like he's sick or missing blood.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

jfc this is why you hire lawyer nerds so they'll read that poo poo for you

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Oct 24, 2021

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

not an onion article for some reason

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Dick Suckerberg

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
mink zincklebrink

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Still can't quite get over that the literal cartoon villain version of Mark Zuckerberg is more friendly, warm and human than the real one.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
nice try joe man but you can't zonk the zuckerduck

this guy can zoink anything

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gently caress fuckerfuck

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


ahhh thats good its been ages since i've laughed at a jeb joke

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUeyTOZv2Y

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/991306032625410049

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/SuperMugatu/status/991383009650790401

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Good news for Zuck!

https://twitter.com/CNET/status/993909168623894529?s=19

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gucker buck

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the smartest minds in the country with the most powerful technology of our lifetimes is wasting away making luxuries for upper-middle class white people

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Taintrunner posted:

the smartest minds in the country with the most powerful technology of our lifetimes is wasting away making luxuries for upper-middle class white people

its meant for firing all the customer service people

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Oct 24, 2021

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Taintrunner posted:

the smartest minds in the country with the most powerful technology of our lifetimes is wasting away making luxuries for upper-middle class white people

My wife got an Alexa against my wishes. A year later I can't find a practical use for it other than my 3 year old asking her to play Frosty The Snowman for the 100th time.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm so loving excited for the phone app that takes me more than a few seconds to realize its a computer and will probably get used to robocall everyone up the rear end

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm so loving excited for the phone app that takes me more than a few seconds to realize its a computer and will probably get used to robocall everyone up the rear end

my family's gonna be pissed when i inform them that i will no longer have a phone

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Seems like a waste when 90% of calls are just going to be computers talking to each other.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I can tell which voice isn't real

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PunishedRedux/status/998664747762368512

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

General Dog posted:

Seems like a waste when 90% of calls are just going to be computers talking to each other.

Yeah that's what I was thinking, but Zuck gonna Zuck

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



General Dog posted:

Seems like a waste when 90% of calls are just going to be computers talking to each other.

im going to found a company based on making people calling you solve an audio captcha of some sort before they can make your phone ring original idea do not steal

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/999621710528876544

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/998973288582918144

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmbo

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