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I think there's a bunch of Ford rangers under do not drive directives right now, so if that's your flavor of socialism you could probably pick one up on the (slightly) cheap(er). edit: gently caress 
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the america's away colors shirt
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May 23, 2018 21:41
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Share a round with isis.
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May 23, 2018 21:46
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three smiling sherman moon
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May 23, 2018 22:05
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Loden Taylor posted:Didn't you just re-enlist after being out? Yeah I'm currently at Fort Polk as a fueler. HOOAH!
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May 23, 2018 22:19
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May 23, 2018 22:48
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Viva Miriya posted:Yeah I'm currently at Fort Polk as a fueler. HOOAH! B&
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May 23, 2018 22:49
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You should go back to 4chan just like I should go to suicide prevention training for enlisting with a degree.
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May 23, 2018 22:51
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T...trap sprung?
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May 23, 2018 22:52
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enlisting with a degree is a horrible but forgivable sin, because you can never truly understand what horrors await re-enlisting despite knowing, that's the unforgivable one
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May 23, 2018 22:53
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people in glass houses something something
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May 23, 2018 22:56
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Vasudus posted:enlisting with a degree is a horrible but forgivable sin, because you can never truly understand what horrors await They told me I'd make sergeant asap and i have a kid on the way with my stripper boo chantelle so i needed a job quick. Fueler was the fastest ship date. Imma get hella strong and go SF tho.
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May 23, 2018 23:09
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spacetoaster posted:What's the most insanely stupid grunt t-shirt you guys have seen? That shirt is insanely embarrassing
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May 23, 2018 23:30
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Viva Miriya posted:They told me I'd make sergeant asap and i have a kid on the way with my stripper boo chantelle so i needed a job quick. Fueler was the fastest ship date. Imma get hella strong and go SF tho. This is a joke, right? RIGHT?
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May 23, 2018 23:46
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I was told by my recruiter that I could get any job I wanted after I get out of the army if I go infantry because they will know that I am disciplined and work hard, and that several of his veteran friends got jobs in the corporate world over Harvard guys because they were infantry. This is a 100% serious post.
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May 23, 2018 23:51
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ASAPI posted:This is a joke, right? RIGHT? Нет
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boop the snoot posted:I was told by my recruiter that I could get any job I wanted after I get out of the army if I go infantry because they will know that I am disciplined and work hard, and that several of his veteran friends got jobs in the corporate world over Harvard guys because they were infantry. That dude from SOFREP went ivy league. I wanna be just like him when i get my second degree.
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May 23, 2018 23:51
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I have a pair of the grunt style emblazoned ranger panties. Feature length. Perfectly compliment my pog complexion at the AJ pool
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May 24, 2018 00:08
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boop the snoot posted:I was told by my recruiter that I could get any job I wanted after I get out of the army if I go infantry because they will know that I am disciplined and work hard, and that several of his veteran friends got jobs in the corporate world over Harvard guys because they were infantry. I was sold a ton of lines right before I was set to go off to college to do ROTC by a recruiter about how if I enlisted now, I could be jump-qualified and in Iraq before the war was already won, giving me precious experience all the people stupidly waiting to join wouldn't have. I went to college.
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May 24, 2018 00:13
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mlmp08 posted:I was sold a ton of lines right before I was set to go off to college to do ROTC by a recruiter about how if I enlisted now, I could be jump-qualified and in Iraq before the war was already won, giving me precious experience all the people stupidly waiting to join wouldn't have. HCT where you at
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May 24, 2018 00:46
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May 24, 2018 01:39
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ASAPI posted:This is a joke, right? RIGHT? what do you think
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I never tried to talk someone out of college. I just gave them a half assed spiel about the reserves or whatever. I may be a lot of things but I wasn't a "good" recruiter
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 A daily reminder that Italians take the Army with appropriate seriousness.
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ASAPI posted:This is a joke, right? RIGHT?
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Vahakyla posted:
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Hey guys this is a bit of a nsfw thing but I could use some advice. How long does a handprint stay embedded in a girls rear end, if it wasn't you who did it? I just came home, started eating it up real good and then I noticed something out of place as I was getting ready to smash it down. She said it had to be me but I didn't slap it that hard and I could sworn I saw a truck pull out my driveway before I got there but I'm not sure. Maybe I'm bugged out because I was in a rush to get home. Anyway lemme know y'alls experiences and poo poo.
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May 26, 2018 04:09
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Also how does that pussy residue taste? Like that creamy white stuff. I think I got chantelle going but like that was fast!
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May 26, 2018 05:21
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Thank you for your service.
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May 26, 2018 05:43
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I googled those quotes first to see if they were Reddit posts. They were not.
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May 26, 2018 06:03
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I googled those quotes first to see if they were Reddit posts. They were not. ASAPI posted:This is a joke, right? RIGHT? Viva Miriya posted:what do you think
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May 26, 2018 06:07
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Holy poo poo, I just remembered that yesterday was the last day of my mandatory service obligation. I'm now 100%, for realsies, a filthy civilian. 
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May 26, 2018 20:44
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For immediate release: the draft is now allowed beginning tentatively with service members discharged from their service obligation within the last 90 days, including reserves and IRR. For more details please report to your nearest recruiting station.
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May 26, 2018 20:54
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Glad 2 be at the point that it would take an existential crisis to draft me and even then Like I'd be psg for old men in wheel chairs company
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May 26, 2018 20:57
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I made the mistake of briefly giving a gently caress and messaged all my congresscritters with a "hey, stop making surviving spouses pay for their own benefits" message. I'll let you know what kind of hilarious form letters I get in response.
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May 26, 2018 21:02
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60/40 boilerplate letter to the VA / radio silence
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Vasudus posted:60/40 boilerplate letter to the VA / radio silence Nothing will ever top the time I asked my congressman for a letter of marque to outfit a vessel and hunt Somali pirates and got a "thank you for supporting the 2nd amendment" form letter.
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You know McNally, good on you for your willingness to waste some interns time. I mean that
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