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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Just got up, will look into the interview in a bit. Any "winners" so far?

Winners:

Donald J Trump

Losers:

Everyone else

As is tradition.

EDIT: poo poo gently caress I'm at work and can't upload fine doggos

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

MA-Horus posted:

Winners:

Donald J Trump

Losers:

Everyone else

As is tradition.

No doggo.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Can I just say how much the media sucks sometimes.

Adopts term Spygate like it's canon. Says things like "Democrats do not agree about Trump's claims on Spygate." "Spygate" is "biggest scandal in history," President, others say.

And so on.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





mlmp08 posted:

Can I just say how much the media sucks sometimes.

Adopts term Spygate like it's canon. Says things like "Democrats do not agree about Trump's claims on Spygate." "Spygate" is "biggest scandal in history," President, others say.

And so on.

Gotta use the right words to show up in search results // get trending!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

mlmp08 posted:

Can I just say how much the media sucks sometimes.

Adopts term Spygate like it's canon. Says things like "Democrats do not agree about Trump's claims on Spygate." "Spygate" is "biggest scandal in history," President, others say.

And so on.

The fact that they won't call him out on his bullshit is one of the many reasons we ended up with President Trump in the first place.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

NYT has a pretty good account of how 40 SOF and a handful of Kurds destroyed an entire battalion of Syrian and Russian forces sporting T72s and heavy artillery during that insane battle back in February. Apparently the Americans didn't take a single casualty.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/05/...pgtype=Homepage

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

But the coins are already minted... 😭

https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/999647888585183232

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Holy balls

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Shocked

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
We're going to end up in a war in Korea.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

lol

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Hahahaha

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Also that line about how our nuclear capabilities are so strong that Trump prays that we’ll never use them... :stonk:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Also that line about how our nuclear capabilities are so strong that Trump prays that we’ll never use them... :stonk:

Fwiw thoughts and prayers are the only thing conservatives are good at these days.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Donnie is the guy who senses a breakup coming and dumps you first just to "win".

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I was going to send you a mixtape that I really feel reflected how I feel, but your decision not to come over this weekend has dashed this opportunity. I sincerely hope that in the future we can work these issues out.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Wait-I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. What happened recently that made trump cancel the meeting?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

nwin posted:

Wait-I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. What happened recently that made trump cancel the meeting?

NK said the US is batshit and they aren’t begging for a meeting and will only allow one if the US changes it’s behavior.

*narrator* they didn’t.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
lol remember like two weeks ago when people were saying Trump deserved the Nobel Peace Prize

lol

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Acebuckeye13 posted:

lol remember like two weeks ago when people were saying Trump deserved the Nobel Peace Prize

lol

No but I remember it happening way more recently

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/992033786324893701?s=21

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Donnie is the guy who senses a breakup coming and dumps you first just to "win".

Yep, it's this.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
The Nobel Peace Out Prize

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

nwin posted:

Wait-I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. What happened recently that made trump cancel the meeting?

Norks have been no-showing the Singapore planning trips and they've accelerated their rhetoric back to normal levels. Donnie's giving them the ol' Art Of The Deal walkaway after already giving them the legitimacy they wanted.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Trump just pulled the football out from under himself :stare:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
This is a movie with a twist everyone saw coming.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

holocaust bloopers posted:

This is a movie with a twist everyone saw coming.

100% this. Only a fool would think Trump could do anything right. This broken clock doesn't even have hands.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I thought Trump was bad at pulling out of things :confused:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
this is legit hilarious and just what i needed this morning.

ART OF THE DEAL BABY!

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
wow, I'm genuinely shocked.

How could he possibly be so stupid! How!? The norks were halfway to cancelling it themselves, why on earth would you not let them do so and reap the propaganda victory? Now we just look like even bigger idiots on the world stage, what the gently caress.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A real laugh riot. I love him.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I thought Trump was bad at pulling out of things :confused:

I wouldn’t exactly call this good.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That's like 3 weeks ago.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's like 3 weeks ago.

I have no concept of time in the Trumpverse.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's a legit excuse and one I expect to get a lot of use out of for the remaining 6 years

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

The Iron Rose posted:

wow, I'm genuinely shocked.

How could he possibly be so stupid! How!? The norks were halfway to cancelling it themselves, why on earth would you not let them do so and reap the propaganda victory? Now we just look like even bigger idiots on the world stage, what the gently caress.

The guy could gently caress up a cup of coffee, it's his nature.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Donnie is a master at confusing, dividing, and making people paranoid so the focus is on anyone and anything but his endless fuckups. :allears:

Acebuckeye13 posted:

lol remember like two weeks ago when people were saying Trump deserved the Nobel Peace Prize

lol

Somebody was all smug on my Facebook feed sharing another "Look what Trump did that Obummer couldn't :smug:" infographic and I wish I remember who it was so I could troll them.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

The Iron Rose posted:

wow, I'm genuinely shocked.

How could he possibly be so stupid! How!? The norks were halfway to cancelling it themselves, why on earth would you not let them do so and reap the propaganda victory? Now we just look like even bigger idiots on the world stage, what the gently caress.

the president of the United States is a moron motivated only by greed and spite, hope that helps

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

The Iron Rose posted:

wow, I'm genuinely shocked.

How could he possibly be so stupid! How!? The norks were halfway to canceling it themselves, why on earth would you not let them do so and reap the propaganda victory? Now we just look like even bigger idiots on the world stage, what the gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQkCH_C-7AM

Except "Trump's an idiot."

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm waiting on the "Friendship ended with KJU" memes

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