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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol that was fast the one time being extremely online has ever backfired
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May 24, 2018 18:43
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FMguru posted:you know of all the ways i imagined 1984 coming true i never once considered that people would happily fill their houses with remote monitoring devices - and pay for them! - just to make their ability to order bulk diapers or cat food 2% easier i wish more poo poo from brave new world would start manifesting. i'd really dig some easily obtained soma 'bout now.
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President Beep posted:i wish more poo poo from brave new world would start manifesting. i'd really dig some easily obtained soma 'bout now. wtf do you think oxy is
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May 24, 2018 18:45
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President Beep posted:i wish more poo poo from brave new world would start manifesting. i'd really dig some easily obtained soma 'bout now.
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May 24, 2018 18:46
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Uptime Sinclair posted:maybe not so much with centrifugal bumble-puppy tho
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May 24, 2018 18:47
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President Beep posted:i wish more poo poo from brave new world would start manifesting. i'd really dig some easily obtained soma 'bout now. Ultimate Pleasure Drug heroin has been a thing for awhile now man pregnant women can even use it
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May 24, 2018 18:48
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FMguru posted:wtf do you think fortnite is
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May 24, 2018 18:49
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qirex posted:https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/woman-says-her-amazon-device-recorded-private-conversation-sent-it-out-to-random-contact/755507974 lmao, my friend who is a financial advisor just sent me this response when I send this to her quote:There are financial advisers who have these in their offices. They should probably scratch out the "confidential relationship" part of their agreements and privacy policies.
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May 24, 2018 18:49
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Uptime Sinclair posted:i don't know much about it but pretty sure it's not played by nude children in large groups its my understanding that that is precisely what it is.
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May 24, 2018 18:54
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Lmao Amazon and all that but the article used the phrase “de-commission your conversations” which means she had the things set up to make phone calls.
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May 24, 2018 19:06
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:Ultimate Pleasure Drug heroin has been a thing for awhile now man it’s good for them. they should make sure to take their heroin every day so the baby grows up strong and healthy
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May 24, 2018 19:13
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i was riding my bike on a residential street the other day and heard a car approach from the rear, so i moved over a little bit to be like "ok go around" but it just stayed back there. so i turn to see it's a waymo van, and it's just slowly following me for a bit. then suddenly it accelerated and whipped around me and pulled up to a stop sign. I wasn't that far behind at that point, and there were no other cars but it just sat there. I passed it on the right, went through the intersection, and only then did it finally go. seemed hella timid, but beats getting run over i guess
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May 24, 2018 19:17
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if you ride in one they drive like grandmas turns out that one of the problems with human drivers is that they engage in risky unsafe behavior on the reg in a car they also operate p uncomfortably for the passengers. hoverwife said it felt like a teenager just learning not to slam on the brakes or cut the wheel into turns and stuff
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May 24, 2018 19:21
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:guess that logical leap to figuring out how alexa knows when you say "hey alexa" to make it do something was a leap to far , he dictated to his phone. ate all the Oreos posted:shaggar was totally the kind of kid that carries around a backpack full of every single book they need for class plus a bit extra too i bet Lol I was so that kid.
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May 24, 2018 19:33
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May 24, 2018 19:39
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FMguru posted:you know of all the ways i imagined 1984 coming true i never once considered that people would happily fill their houses with remote monitoring devices - and pay for them! - just to make their ability to order bulk diapers or cat food feel like it's maybe 2% easier while actually being a worse experience H.P. Hovercraft posted:if you ride in one they drive like grandmas this is a thing that's come to mind many times while driving; like going through a T-intersection with people turning right and doing the usual maybe-ill-just-cruise-through-without-even-stopping maneuver but I just kind of make the decision to continue because I am just biasing myself to believe they won't do it all the time (until they do) so either the machine has to be smart enough to make the correct decision based on its ability to judge what the other car is doing better than a human can, which maybe it can with better sensors than our plain old biological ones, or it has to assume the same risk i am to have the same... fluidity? while driving and in that case would be not really any safer in that situation than a human driver they'll probably go with the fluidity option (unless they make human driving illegal) because self driving cars are all about robotic chauffeurs and not safety 
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May 24, 2018 19:49
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qirex posted:wtf do you think oxy is i'm an upstanding normie tho. i need something i can just go to the store and grab otc that's also socially acceptable to pop
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May 24, 2018 19:52
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qirex posted:wtf do you think oxy is soma was explicitly a hallucinogen, closer to LSD but with significantly more euphoric properties, because Huxley fuckin' loved hallucinogens more than anything TimWinter posted:Lol I was so that kid. me too
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May 24, 2018 19:52
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President Beep posted:i'm an upstanding normie tho. i need something i can just go to the store and grab otc that's also socially acceptable to pop so get some suburban mom drugs
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May 24, 2018 19:52
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May 24, 2018 19:57
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lancemantis posted:so get some suburban mom drugs that is lsd now
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May 24, 2018 19:59
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yeah wow itd be a real shame if marijuana had a moronic subculture churning out tons of worthless bullshit tchotchkes.
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May 24, 2018 20:00
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i never thought i would say it but im kind of annoyed that weed is "legal" in california now like california was the place where smoking was pretty much dead but legal weed means its all come back around and people are smoking everywhere and its like being in the midwest again only its weed smell instead of tobacco so yeahhhh
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May 24, 2018 20:01
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lancemantis posted:i never thought i would say it but im kind of annoyed that weed is "legal" in california now 
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May 24, 2018 20:03
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it actually fuckin sucks because weed was way cheaper when it just mmj and wasnt being taxed like 40%. also my favorite edibles got discontinued after legalization, so gently caress to california. also i took my bay area raised gf to chicago last month and she was fuckin horrified by all the smokers tho lol
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May 24, 2018 20:03
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from when i was living in san jose i will always consider the golden age of weed to be like 2010 when there were no regulations on mmj dispensaries and there were more of them than 7/11s or starbuks 
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May 24, 2018 20:04
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my bitter bi rival posted:it actually fuckin sucks because weed was way cheaper when it just mmj and wasnt being taxed like 40%. 
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May 24, 2018 20:05
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my bitter bi rival posted:that is lsd now sweet. even as a chronic sadbrains with low-level depression, i always did quite well on hallucinogens. no bad trips.
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May 24, 2018 20:05
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May 24, 2018 20:08
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feels like there's a weird disconnect with smoking weed in peoples heads too; like I was hiking through saratoga gap a month or so ago and there was some cyclist taking a break and chatting on his phone in the rest stop/"viewing area" at the 9-35 intersection sneaking in pulls that seems a little counterproductive man
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May 24, 2018 20:09
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the dukes of hazard remake will have them growing bootleg weed and the general saddam will have an isis flag on the roof
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May 24, 2018 20:11
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fits my needs posted:paying taxes is ok in general i very much agree
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May 24, 2018 20:11
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That's right.
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lancemantis posted:feels like there's a weird disconnect with smoking weed in peoples heads too; like I was hiking through saratoga gap a month or so ago and there was some cyclist taking a break and chatting on his phone in the rest stop/"viewing area" at the 9-35 intersection sneaking in pulls 
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May 24, 2018 20:14
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fits my needs posted:paying taxes is ok actually its the government stealing from you since you never signed a contract agreeing to pay those taxes
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May 24, 2018 20:16
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lancemantis posted:feels like there's a weird disconnect with smoking weed in peoples heads too; like I was hiking through saratoga gap a month or so ago and there was some cyclist taking a break and chatting on his phone in the rest stop/"viewing area" at the 9-35 intersection sneaking in pulls maybe people like to enjoy their leisure activities instead of min/maxing efficiency
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smoking weed and riding a bike is... good.
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oh cool its steve from blues clues and some other dude who's wrapped cling film around his head for some reason cool
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