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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Synthbuttrange posted:



good job fisto.
I am a little confused how "you're not gonna hear anything ever again" flows smoothly into stabbing a totally different person in the stomach.

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Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I am a little confused how "you're not gonna hear anything ever again" flows smoothly into stabbing a totally different person in the stomach.

I think Mohawk Thug was going to stab Iron Fist, but Turtleneck jumped in to take the blow and save him.

This supports the Netflix Iron Fist TheorY, or NIFTY, since it assumes ol' Fisty is incompetent.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I have spun the wheel, and Danny is going to become Peter's cousin and then they'll murder Fin Fang Foom in cold blood, with Aunt May's help.

To update the list, the last few stories have been:

Spider-Man meets his new husband Ant-Man and together they murder Egghead, with JJJ's help.
Spider-Man meets his new son Rocket and together they murder Ronan, with MJ's help.
Spider-Man meets his new uncle Mole Man and together they murder Tyrannus, with Kala's hell.
Spider-Man meets his new blood brother Hulk and together they murder JJJ, with Lizard's help.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:



good job fisto.

Looks like we have a new crimefighting duo worthy of NSM.

Next: Jimmy Woo needs a blood transfusion

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Now is not the time for dad jokes Iron Fist.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Synthbuttrange posted:



Now is not the time for dad jokes Iron Fist.

Holy poo poo! It really is Jimmy Woo!

This comic is too good for our stupid world.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
It's so cute that Peter mistakes Robbie's toleration of him for friendship.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Only Peter Parker could take a red-eye flight and get to his destination at night. He was probably lost in JFK for 12 hours.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

waggles posted:

Saw this on MSN today:



*insert J Jonah Jameson joke here

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

oh nooooooo

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Quick, if we french kiss Spider-Man will be here in seconds.

What

Seriously, it's totally sick but we found out it works every time

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Zeeman posted:

Only Peter Parker could take a red-eye flight and get to his destination at night. He was probably lost in JFK for 12 hours.

god dammit I absolutely lost it at this post. A+

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Saoshyant posted:

Quick, if we french kiss Spider-Man will be here in seconds.

What

Seriously, it's totally sick but we found out it works every time

igetthatreference.mp4

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

Is the fact that he does not at all look like he's been stabbed made better by the comic itself pointing that out?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




'Then why the hell are you trying to get him into my cab? Call a goddamn ambulance!'

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The ambulance bill will definitely kill him.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

INCREDIBLE

Synthbuttrange posted:

The ambulance bill will definitely kill him.

Is this Iron Fist still a billionaire heir?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
*laugh track*

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


COLORIST BEARD FIGHT

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
weekend colorist thinks the trailing part of the mask is actually a ponytail

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If Peter wasn't a gigantic moron I'd assume he was trying to blackmail Robbie.

That's a pretty loving big if though.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



nice to see iron fist had time to shave a little but he didn't do a great job of it

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I’m a little... concerned about skin tone the colorist gave to Jimmy Woo. It’s smacks a little of the Yellow Peril from old WWII comics.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

He's just pale from bloodloss.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I hope this is just an Iron Fist arc and Peter does nothing but hang out with Robbie.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


"But Peter...My privacy...you should have updated your terms and conditions!"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

He's just pale from bloodloss.

Sounds like someone needs a transfusion...

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Synthbuttrange posted:

He's just pale from bloodloss.

No, he's developed jaundice.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

The cabbie was definitely smoking a cigar on Saturday but now it has vanished. Did he eat it?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

notthegoatseguy posted:

The cabbie was definitely smoking a cigar on Saturday but now it has vanished. Did he eat it?

Well it's been illegal since about 2002 (a quick google says) so maybe he thought Iron Fist would narc on him?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Manatee Cannon posted:

nice to see iron fist had time to shave a little but he didn't do a great job of it

Well since the cabbie driver was bald yesterday, Iron Fist was obviously forced to dye and hand over his beard to him as payment for the ride.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Yessssssss Weekday vs Sunday artist fighting over Iron Fist's hair :allears: I love when those two can't agree on something.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I like the idea of one colorist seeing the other's work and going "son of a BITCH"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Q: I always see Iron Fist without a beard. How does he shave? -- Josh Rucker, 11, Tampa Bay FL

A: Sometimes he does rock a beard (it's the fashion these days!) but when he wants to shave, Danny channels the power of his Iron Fist technique into his fingernails to make them super sharp and unbreakable! Then he uses them like razors to get rid of any unwanted stubble!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Does his power come with some limitation that prevents him from simply using a razor?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Or a power to not get all the hair stuck inside his nails?

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"If you stake me to a cup of coffee", what the hell?

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