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Tenzarin posted:Dick Van Dyke is British? My world is a lie. Oy govnnah oi think u've missed tha joke! [Edit: Dick Van Dyke has perhaps the worst fake Cockney accent ever in Mary Poppins. He's American.]
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# ? May 23, 2018 21:34 |
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Fart City posted:Maybe someone here can help me out. A couple of years ago, before Daniel Craig was cast as Bond but after Beosnan left the role, EA was still trying to be in the business of Bond games. They released stuff like From Russia With Love and Goldeneye: Rogue Agent around that time. Right before Craig was given the role, they announced that they were going to make a new, original Bond game, and had even gone so far as to “cast” Bond with an actual actor. He wasn’t a known-name, but looked dead on the illustrations used in the Fleming books. And it wasn’t the model they used for Agent Under Fire; this was like an actual dude with a headshot and everything. Andrew Bicknell, a British character actor with a pretty grizzled visage, did the facial capture. However he was voiced by Adam Blackwood, who had provided the voice of Bond since The World is Not Enough. And actually, I believe Bicknell was going to have his face used again in Everything or Nothing, then Brosnan re-upped to do Die Another Day, the contract of which covered a video game.
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# ? May 24, 2018 04:43 |
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lelandjs posted:Oy govnnah oi think u've missed tha joke! cheadle's in ocean's 11 is worse imo
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# ? May 24, 2018 12:18 |
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R. Guyovich posted:cheadle's in ocean's 11 is worse imo Honestly I think that’s part of the joke. All of the Oceans characters are eccentric/crazy, Basher thinks he’s British when he’s actually not. Heck it could even be a reference to the original film, wasn’t there an Asian character who was very much NOT played by an actual Asian?
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# ? May 24, 2018 12:59 |
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They should cast Ricky Gervais as the new bond.
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# ? May 25, 2018 01:19 |
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Vagabundo posted:She has reservations about Idris Elba as Bond as a result, because we won't get enough of him as Bond. He's not getting any younger, after all. Idris Elba has said he won't do it; he'd love to play the part, but he fears--rightfully so--that he would be judged more as "the first black Bond" rather than just "Bond."
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# ? May 25, 2018 01:22 |
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Tenzarin posted:They should cast Ricky Gervais as the new bond.
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# ? May 25, 2018 01:34 |
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I just can't help but feel like Elba as Bond would be too similar to Craig. If I was going to fantasy-cast the first black British actor to play Bond, I would have said David Oyelowo, but I feel like he might be too old now.
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# ? May 25, 2018 08:14 |
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elba oyelowo and ejiofor are all too old now, sadly
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# ? May 25, 2018 08:27 |
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Danny Boyle is directing the last Craig Bond.
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# ? May 25, 2018 08:36 |
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R. Guyovich posted:elba oyelowo and ejiofor are all too old now, sadly Actually, if they were going to do it after Craig left, Ukweli Roach would be around the right age for it.
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# ? May 25, 2018 08:56 |
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Well this is interesting . Universal is distributing Bond 25 internationally. MGM/Annapurna get US distribution.
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# ? May 25, 2018 12:45 |
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CelticPredator posted:Danny Boyle is directing the last Craig Bond. You’re not joking. Filming starts in December. Release November 2019. Doesn’t seem like a lot of time for production, but I always expect two years for a big budget film. Violator fucked around with this message at 18:50 on May 25, 2018 |
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Violator posted:You’re not joking. Filming starts in December. Their goal is to find that sweet spot where they rush production just enough they don't re-write the script into poo poo and just slow enough they actually have a script. Or we'll end up with a James Bond film where he has to fight a group of genetically altered super-humans because why not give Craig his own Moonraker or Die Another Day?
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# ? May 26, 2018 19:16 |
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This will also be (as far as I'm aware) the first Bond movie in 20 years not to have been written or had writing work done on it by Neal Purvis and Robert Wade.
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# ? May 26, 2018 19:25 |
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Violator posted:Release November 2019. Doesn’t seem like a lot of time for production, but I always expect two years for a big budget film. That's been kind of a thing for the Craig Bonds. Skyfall began shooting in November 2011 for an October 2012 release; Spectre began production in December 2014 for an October 2015 release. Wheat Loaf posted:This will also be (as far as I'm aware) the first Bond movie in 20 years not to have been written or had writing work done on it by Neal Purvis and Robert Wade. Give it time, I'm sure Barbara Broccoli will call them in to do on-set rewrites or some poo poo. Jose Oquendo posted:Well this is interesting . Yeah, the Annapurna deal for domestic distribution was announced a few months ago but there was a pretty fierce bidding war for the international rights, as Sony's distribution deal expired after Spectre. Sony, Universal, WB, Fox and Amazon were reportedly all in the running, with Amazon dropping out a while back.
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# ? May 26, 2018 19:51 |
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Maybe it is okay to give Craig his whacky outing. Brosnan’s ended on whacky when starting from serious. I think Moore did too. I’m not sure where modern spy movies are but the gritty Bourne style is being replaced by Raid/Wick action and MI has Cruise doing hairball stunts so maybe some crazy schickanery isn’t so bad after Spectre may have wrapped up Bonds initial storyline. Give it Time Travel, space, multiverse, elaborate sets, James Bond goes to deep space at request of the Queen to find an elixir of eternal youth and life so she can rule forever to gently caress with Charles...that aliens have but it’s a tesseract that has Bond go backwards and forwards in time to alternate Bond universes so we see him in the background of Dr. No killing shapeshifting Nazi aliens and preventing Sean Connery from dying. Bond finally bangs his way through alien women.
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Wheat Loaf posted:I just can't help but feel like Elba as Bond would be too similar to Craig. If I was going to fantasy-cast the first black British actor to play Bond, I would have said David Oyelowo, but I feel like he might be too old now. Colin Salmon was up but he ended up just being a recurring character instead of moving up to be Bond when Brosnan was done. Holy poo poo that would have ruled.
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# ? May 26, 2018 20:07 |
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Gatts posted:Give it Time Travel, space, multiverse, elaborate sets, James Bond goes to deep space at request of the Queen to find an elixir of eternal youth and life so she can rule forever to gently caress with Charles...that aliens have but it’s a tesseract that has Bond go backwards and forwards in time to alternate Bond universes so we see him in the background of Dr. No killing shapeshifting Nazi aliens and preventing Sean Connery from dying. Bond finally bangs his way through alien women. Universal as they put up way more money to win the bidding war: "WELCOME TO THE
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Wheat Loaf posted:This will also be (as far as I'm aware) the first Bond movie in 20 years not to have been written or had writing work done on it by Neal Purvis and Robert Wade. Just so long as whoever's writing it instead doesn't fall down the same turd-filled well of "I'm a [FRANCHISE] fan who gets to write a [FRANCHISE] movie, yay!" (see: Bond, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc) and make the whole thing into an ourouboros of references to stuff we've already seen.
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Gatts posted:Maybe it is okay to give Craig his whacky outing. Brosnan’s ended on whacky when starting from serious. I think Moore did too. I’m not sure where modern spy movies are but the gritty Bourne style is being replaced by Raid/Wick action and MI has Cruise doing hairball stunts so maybe some crazy schickanery isn’t so bad after Spectre may have wrapped up Bonds initial storyline. Perhaps that can be the thing that sets Bond apart - it's the action franchise that seems to have stumbled into the cachet to attract these Oscar-winning directors and cinematographers like Mendes and Boyle and Deakins.
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# ? May 27, 2018 01:10 |
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I still can’t believe that one of the best Bond action setpeices is actually in a Mission Impossible film instead. I really need to rewatch Rogue Nation. Payndz posted:Just so long as whoever's writing it instead doesn't fall down the same turd-filled well of "I'm a [FRANCHISE] fan who gets to write a [FRANCHISE] movie, yay!" (see: Bond, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc) and make the whole thing into an ourouboros of references to stuff we've already seen. I mean, that was basically what Skyfall and Spectre were. asecondduck fucked around with this message at 04:48 on May 27, 2018 |
# ? May 27, 2018 04:44 |
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You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you Stewie shall kill you Are you willing to die? The baby from Family Guy will set you aflame You know my name
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# ? Jul 7, 2018 16:53 |
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Just came in here after watching Dr No for the first time. drat these movies have aged incredibly well. Not slow like some of the 60s movies.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 23:25 |
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If you liked that you'll really like From Russia with Love.
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Ulio posted:Just came in here after watching Dr No for the first time. drat these movies have aged incredibly well. Not slow like some of the 60s movies. Yeah, you just really, really, really have to put blinders on the rather blatant misogyny and how casually rapey Bond is.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 23:41 |
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I tried watching some bond movies with my weird roommate but he made it so weird I never did it again. In OHMSS when Bond slaps Tracy, he goes "Ooh, yeah you were allowed to that back then! I wish we still could." Hmm. Yeah ok. No Bond for you.
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Mantis42 posted:If you liked that you'll really like From Russia with Love. This. I love Dr. No, it’s fantastic. But From Russia With Love is one of the greatest spy flicks of all time. After that, things start take a turn for the worse.
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thrawn527 posted:This. I love Dr. No, it’s fantastic. But From Russia With Love is one of the greatest spy flicks of all time. Eh, Goldfinger is really good too, with a giant note as to the time and place where it came out (Look at Catch Me if You Can before watching Goldfinger to get the idea of what it did for the era). Then you have a lonnnnnnggggg time until you find another good movie (the editing in Lazenby's movie, along with the goofy midsection means I'll never endorse it).
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Darko posted:Eh, Goldfinger is really good too, with a giant note as to the time and place where it came out (Look at Catch Me if You Can before watching Goldfinger to get the idea of what it did for the era). I just can’t love Goldfinger, as much as I know I should. Between the misogyny of “men talk”, to the fact that Bond barely does anything the entire movie other than be a prisoner and observe what’s happening, to the blatant rape of Pussy Galore...yeah, it’s not a good movie. The car sure was cool, though.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 02:45 |
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All the Connery films are extremely entertaining. Even Diamonds. ...Especially Diamonds.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 04:08 |
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Diamonds should be hurled into the mariana trench
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 06:56 |
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Darko posted:Eh, Goldfinger is really good too, with a giant note as to the time and place where it came out (Look at Catch Me if You Can before watching Goldfinger to get the idea of what it did for the era). I think the best Moore is the Spy Who Loved Me. I recently did a watch of the entire series, and I think it holds up pretty drat well.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 18:29 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:I think the best Moore is the Spy Who Loved Me. I recently did a watch of the entire series, and I think it holds up pretty drat well. The Moore films are pretty much their own unique continuum compared to the rest of the series, really, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:13 |
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lmao all of this talk about the best entry and nobody mentions JAMES BOND: LICENSE TO THRILL, COMING SOON TO A PARAMOUNT THEME PARK NEAR YOUUUU https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_UCA4u1dCCU
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:19 |
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The Spy Who Loved Me is my favourite Moore movie and close to being my favourite Bond movie overall. The only thing that holds it back is that Stromberg isn't a fantastic villain; if it had been Blofeld (I haven't a clue who could've played him this time; any one of Pleasence, Savalas or Gray could've come back or it could've been someone different - I like the idea of William Conrad playing him) then that would've been it. It would've been a "serious" Austin Powers movie.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 21:41 |
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I might've liked TSWLM more if I hadn't seen Moonraker first. Its the exact same movie but completely nuts. That and Golden Gun are my favorite Moores. Yes, I'm the one guy who loves all the "bad" Bonds. They're fun!
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 23:30 |
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I like most except for Octopussy and A View to a Kill. They’re so loving boooring and silly. I can get down with Moonraker, but those movies are just way too far. ESP Octopussy. I’ve yet to make it through. I always check out after Bond jumps out of the body bag going BOOOGA BOOGA!!!
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 23:44 |
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Fart City posted:lmao all of this talk about the best entry and nobody mentions JAMES BOND: LICENSE TO THRILL, COMING SOON TO A PARAMOUNT THEME PARK NEAR YOUUUU Is License to Thrill the one where Bond defeats a terrorist who hijacked an Earthquake machine because spoilers that films great
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 03:04 |
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It's a play on Licence to Kill, which does not contain an earthquake machine. The earlier 80s film A View to a Kill, however, is about Christopher Walken trying to bomb the San Andreas fault line in order to flood Silicon Valley.
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