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Sandwich Anarchist posted:The tiny amount they put in food to color it for hipsters won't have any effect on you. A little goes a long way when it comes to fine powders like that. Probably give you a hell of a "Oh god, I need to see a Doctor" scare when that Venom Cheese passes out the other end though.
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Please gentlemen. Let the Europeans have their superior cheeses. They need those little wins in life to lessen the hurt of living in a flyover continent that's been loving up since the middle ages.
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Lobok posted:99% of a Canadian's annual cheese intake is via the bright orange Cheeto dust in boxes of Kraft Dinner so we're not one to talk. True, I can literally see 2 boxes of KD from where I'm sitting. Jedrick has a new favorite as of 17:42 on May 25, 2018 |
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May 25, 2018 17:39
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value-brand cereal posted:Wait. Wait a second. Activated charcoal is for making you ralph up poisons you may have ingested, like too much alcohol or bleach, I guess.
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May 25, 2018 17:44
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For most food advertising it activated charcoal is just fancy science words for food safe carbon pigment. Also it happens to have connotations with "it's medicine" so they randomly dye health food with it because collectively we have the medical foresight of a kid drinking a bottle of cough syrup to get better faster. E. The "activated" part of it means it has a high surface area for absorption of stuff in your aquarium or gut etc. By the time you cook with it it'll be less than activated because it is now covered in cheese for example. zedprime has a new favorite as of 17:59 on May 25, 2018 |
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May 25, 2018 17:56
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zedprime posted:so they randomly dye health food with it Might I interest you in some activated charcoal energy drinks? Very healthy, it's got carbon in it. 
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May 25, 2018 17:59
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Please gentlemen. Let the Europeans have their superior cheeses. They need those little wins in life to lessen the hurt of living in a flyover continent that's been loving up since the middle ages.  
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May 25, 2018 18:06
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Even you cheese snob. Dont pretend I didnt see you bite through a ball of mozarella bufala or as I like to call it, a keto apple
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May 25, 2018 18:09
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Elias_Maluco posted:Mozzarella looks like that in most of the world, not only in the USA https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/997507353644744704
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May 25, 2018 18:15
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It just feels so wrong to me to call that crap "mozzarella cheese" because the name isn't protected outside of EU. Like calling that sawdust "parmesan cheese".   It's called mozzarella, because it is mozzarella. EU vs US legislation has got nothing to do with it in this particular case.
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May 25, 2018 18:19
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Europeans don't eat Lutefisk. It was a famine food and they quit eating it when times stopped being poo poo. Why Norwegian grandmother's in Minnesota continue to poison themselves with it in an effort to be more Norwegian is a mystery I'll never solve.
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May 25, 2018 18:20
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Every Norwegian I've ever met can't loving believe people are eating Lutefisk here. That and they make fun of me for saying uffda
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May 25, 2018 18:21
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SubNat posted:Might I interest you in some activated charcoal energy drinks? Very healthy, it's got carbon in it. Activated charcoal makes you poops black.
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May 25, 2018 18:23
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Oh, thank god, then it's not my bleeding ulcer.
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May 25, 2018 18:30
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Please gentlemen. Let the Europeans have their superior cheeses. They need those little wins in life to lessen the hurt of living in a flyover continent that's been loving up since the middle ages. You gotta take the whatever little wins you can get, like socialized medicine
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May 25, 2018 18:36
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(Some) people still eat lutefish here on Christmas. I don't understand it. It's almost as bad as surströmming. I've accidentally eaten cat food and it tastes better.
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May 25, 2018 18:40
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Can we stop the derail about
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Goodpancakes posted:Europeans don't eat Lutefisk. It was a famine food and they quit eating it when times stopped being poo poo. Why Norwegian grandmother's in Minnesota continue to poison themselves with it in an effort to be more Norwegian is a mystery I'll never solve. Same thing with Irish Americans and corned beef. No one in Ireland eats corned beef. You'd have a very hard time finding it in a shop over here.
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May 25, 2018 18:40
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anatomi posted:I've accidentally eaten cat food and it tastes better. How do you even do this?
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May 25, 2018 18:44
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All mozzarella arguments aside, that venom stuff looks like they’re melting it like raclette or something.
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It's a nation that, when they were trying to pick a unified language, went, "ooh, let's pick the one that reminds one of a beautiful, tiny man hopping around angrily, pounding his open palm with a clenched fist & yelling at the sunset." Born to be fussy.
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May 25, 2018 18:47
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Iron Crowned posted:How do you even do this? happy little accidents
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May 25, 2018 18:49
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LifeSunDeath posted:Cheese chat: Here in america we have access to all forms of cheese from all around the world. But we deeply prefer processed cheese product for fast food applications. the processed poo poo melts better it's just cheese + oil, heavens, oh no, all of our children will die, because it's not "real"
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May 25, 2018 18:50
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Iron Crowned posted:How do you even do this? Absent-mindedly licked my fingers after picking up some food that my cat pushed off the plate.
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May 25, 2018 18:54
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Can we stop the derail about Processed cheese is a sandwich
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May 25, 2018 18:55
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Americans aren't really good at this "food" thing Or anything else either, really. Except guns and military. I mean for goodness sake, this is the people that elected Donald to ultimate power in their country and most of them are heavily in debt and poor nowadays. Of course they're going to screw up basic stuff like food
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May 25, 2018 18:58
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Zzulu posted:Americans aren't really good at this "food" thing hottake, so bold
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May 25, 2018 18:59
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i will raid the cheese counter at whole foods like its a job but sometimes you just want the cheap rear end orange poo poo
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May 25, 2018 19:00
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Zzulu posted:Americans aren't really good at this "food" thing Can I cook my bad food on the heat from this take
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Can we stop the derail about Hyperboria obviously, bitch. And if one of you assholes replies and is all "Durrrr, no it's Lemuria, durrrr." so help me god.
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May 25, 2018 19:09
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hyperboria obviously, bitch. Gondwanaland Uber Alles
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Zzulu posted:Americans aren't really good at this "food" thing Don't punch down.
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May 25, 2018 19:21
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All of you are somehow missing the biggest crime here. Who the gently caress puts mozzarella on a steak?
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May 25, 2018 19:40
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:All of you are somehow missing the biggest crime here. Who the gently caress puts mozzarella on a steak? yer mum
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May 25, 2018 19:48
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sneakyfrog posted:but sometimes you just want the cheap rear end orange poo poo
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May 25, 2018 19:49
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oh that one is costly. folks just havent gotten the check yet
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:All of you are somehow missing the biggest crime here. Who the gently caress puts mozzarella on a steak? I put my steak in your mom's mozzarella
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https://twitter.com/NickBossRoss/status/1000073051524890625
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I like cheese. How about you guys? 🧀
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