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Gaunab posted:I've never been a fan of bio-mech; just seems to busy in an uninteresting way. I liked Giger for a long time, and I think if it’s done well it can look terrific, it’s just that most times biomech is done by subpar artists.
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That tat reminds me of this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RioihPxV4go "BDN," aka Big Dick Nick/Nicholas Johannson/actual name Aly Jash is something of a legend in the goon facebook groups. He originally came to be known from commenting some vile sexual poo poo on a Goonette's instagram. He has a ton of stupid posts about his tattoo being "designed by an engineer" and "costing thousands of dollars." Never mind the fact that it looks completely like poo poo. He's also eskimo brothers with Jeff Goldblum and poo poo in his ex wife's sink while they were divorcing.
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May 12, 2018 03:17
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It’s from Wicked Jester clothing, it’s me I was the teenage edgelord back in the ‘00s.
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May 12, 2018 03:37
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13Pandora13 posted:That tat reminds me of this gem: I wonder if the artist or the engineers were responsible for the hosed up gears. Either way, don't want anything to do with either. vvv I was trying to suppress that memory, jerkass 
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May 12, 2018 03:42
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The real crime is that Back in Black cover. Yeesh.
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May 12, 2018 03:49
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May 15, 2018 01:43
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It's even weirder in German.
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May 15, 2018 02:31
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Field Mousepad posted:It's even weirder in German. As are many things.
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May 15, 2018 11:17
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SatansOnion posted:That would be silly. Whoa. You don't have PMs so could you maybe check your Steam messages/Discord? This is Atomik, people got worried.
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May 15, 2018 13:18
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"Mum changes son's name after mistake in new tattoo" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44153864
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May 17, 2018 23:19
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I guess that's one perk of being a parent
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May 17, 2018 23:27
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I had a client walk into my studio once saying she wanted her daughter's name tattooed across her lower back. The name in question was Savannah if i remember correctly. One of my artists drew it up in a nice italicised script and asked her to double check the spelling. The new mother got frustrated with the question, asked why we dont just know how to spell it, and then asked if she could borrow a phone to call her friend (either her battery was dead or out of PAYG credit i think) to check how her own daughter's name was spelled because, and i quote "Come on, it's not easy to remember names, its not like i got a new phone and had to tell all my friends the new number, why would i know how to spell her name already? Shes only 6 months old!" Utterly dumbfounded that she wasnt kidding about any of it.
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May 19, 2018 01:41
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Mofette posted:"Mum changes son's name after mistake in new tattoo" At least Nova and Kelvin are vaguely scientific sounding so it has a theme Kevin is a bad name anyway
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May 19, 2018 02:15
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Mofette posted:"Mum changes son's name after mistake in new tattoo" This would look great stencilled onto the head of one of those giant robots from Pacific Rim
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May 19, 2018 02:42
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May 19, 2018 03:19
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I legitimately think I could do a better job and I've never even been on the non-receiving end of a tattoo machine.
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May 19, 2018 03:37
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Mofette posted:"Mum changes son's name after mistake in new tattoo" The weird thing about this to me is that the kid in question is five years old, i.e. a fully-fledged small human. I guess kids at that age can still be pretty flexible, but if I'd been asked/told about changing my name when I was five, I would have flipped my fussy-kindergartener poo poo.
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May 19, 2018 04:03
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 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi8PCNeDsqE/?hl=en&taken-by=greggletron An amazing example of well done and tasteless.
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May 19, 2018 05:59
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CuteStorm posted:
thats the weirdest Golbat tattoo I've ever seen. 
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May 19, 2018 06:04
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dpack_1 posted:I had a client walk into my studio once saying she wanted her daughter's name tattooed across her lower back. We had something like this happen only yer man ended up with it tattooed and all. Checked, double checked, "this is her name? Katherine?" "yes" "and it's spelled right?" "yes" Her name was bloody Kathleen. He came back to complain later and admitted he was illiterate, which I imagine he felt self conscious about but come on. Someone at one point (probably me?) said "what's her name?" misheard him and then said the wrong name back to him which he then also misheard in a big sitcom mixup. I can't remember if he ever came back to have it fixed actually.
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Antivehicular posted:The weird thing about this to me is that the kid in question is five years old, i.e. a fully-fledged small human. I guess kids at that age can still be pretty flexible, but if I'd been asked/told about changing my name when I was five, I would have flipped my fussy-kindergartener poo poo. I was foced to change my name before kindergarten and it sucked, and I want to go back but the new name has stuck so it would feel weird introducing ,shelf as my old name and plus everyone knows me by my current name. It’s one of those foreign things like you are called Ping but then your parents make you change your name to Paul for school cause it’s more common. Or maybe my mom wanted me to be Paul in the first place. Regardless, after having been called Ping (ok not Ping but same concept) for 5 years, being told I would now be called Paul made me cry a whole lot. I remember the exact moment. I went up to my dads desk, he had some document, and he was like, “you’re going to be called Paul now.” It dusk in summer. The desk was by the window. 
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Thin Privilege posted:I was foced to change my name before kindergarten and it sucked, and I want to go back but the new name has stuck so it would feel weird introducing ,shelf as my old name and plus everyone knows me by my current name. It’s one of those foreign things like you are called Ping but then your parents make you change your name to Paul for school cause it’s more common. Or maybe my mom wanted me to be Paul in the first place. Regardless, after having been called Ping (ok not Ping but same concept) for 5 years, being told I would now be called Paul made me cry a whole lot. I remember the exact moment. I went up to my dads desk, he had some document, and he was like, “you’re going to be called Paul now.” It dusk in summer. The desk was by the window. Later that night, the murders began.
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May 21, 2018 14:20
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 To be fair, the tattooist was dealing with an uneven surface.
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May 22, 2018 03:52
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They all look like professional wrestlers that have had a really hard life
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May 22, 2018 06:32
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That's actually pretty impressiveField Mousepad posted:They all look like professional wrestlers that have had a really hard life This made me lol
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May 22, 2018 12:20
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When my wife got a tattoo incorporating our daughter's nickname the artist asked her to verify the spelling about a dozen times, which we appreciated, even though it got a bit silly when we literally pointed at every individual letter and said it out loud. (It was a cute little ladybug and the word "Lydibug") Mr. Bad Guy has a new favorite as of 12:31 on May 22, 2018 |
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May 22, 2018 12:28
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 This naughty nun only has massive tit and is rather zombiesque Edit: that IG account is a treasure trove of bad tattoos! ricketyvickyt has a new favorite as of 14:51 on May 23, 2018 |
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May 23, 2018 14:48
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Say Nothing posted:
The victim needs to spread on the firming lotion with a paint roller.
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May 23, 2018 17:04
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Kerning!
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May 24, 2018 17:18
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"The penis mightier than the sword" is a funny way to brag about your dick making it the least awful part of this tattoo. Why does the scroll end on the same side!
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May 24, 2018 17:27
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I know a girl with that quote tattooed and it has the same problem. Wonder if the artist did it on purpose.
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May 24, 2018 18:37
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Regardless of if they got the kerning right it is all I would read that as because of SNL celebrity Jeopardy.
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May 24, 2018 19:47
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rockcity posted:Regardless of if they got the kerning right it is all I would read that as because of SNL celebrity Jeopardy. That's not what your mother said last night
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May 24, 2018 20:39
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It's a pretty old joke it might just be intentional
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“MAO UJW” ?
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Thin Privilege posted:“MAO UJW” ? It's upside down - "Mtn Dew"
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Hermaphrodite posted:It's upside down - "Mtn Dew" You don't say.
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The penguin is at least cute. The rainbow not so much.
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