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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

iroc.dis posted:

Watched a friend of mine fall 30ft down the side of a stacked conex tower we were using to practice rappelling when his carabiner failed. I probably don't have the phrasing correct on it but the gate didn't lock and when he put his weight on it, it opened up and down he went onto asphalt. Broke both legs and his back and had some rough burns on his arms and chest from where he tried to hug the rope to slow himself down. He's able to walk again but not very well.
It was pretty awful to see it in person

:ohdear:

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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
This may be a dumb question, but why on earth were you not using a redundant safety?

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Using a single locking carabiner between your harness and your rappel device without backup is not best practice but it’s done and isn’t unusual.

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

This may be a dumb question, but why on earth were you not using a redundant safety?

I'm not sure. I was new to rappelling so I was just doing what the instructors told me to. As far as I remember the instructors were both pretty experienced.

Its lovely that a 30 year old guy who survived a couple tours through Iraq comes back only to get hurt in a work related accident from which he'll have a severe limp the rest of his life to show for it.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





loving rear end in a top hat tomato squishes. :mad: I hope they had the farmer's permission to do that.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Facebook Aunt posted:

loving rear end in a top hat tomato squishes. :mad: I hope they had the farmer's permission to do that.

Do these guys look like they had anything approaching plans or permission for any of that bullshit?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Edit: gently caress, beaten soundly.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm sliding a thin-rear end piece of metal down what is essentially the longest metal file in the world.

e: Maybe it's titanium or something what do I know :shrug:

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm sliding a thin-rear end piece of metal down what is essentially the longest metal file in the world.

e: Maybe it's titanium or something what do I know :shrug:

It seems pretty clear that they didn't mean to slide down, but just to be clamped to the line as they climbed across it (the use of the word "zipline" in the video title came from the click baiters who posted the video). Hence why the guy pissed himself (look at the seat at 2:03).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LanceHunter posted:

It seems pretty clear that they didn't mean to slide down, but just to be clamped to the line as they climbed across it (the use of the word "zipline" in the video title came from the click baiters who posted the video). Hence why the guy pissed himself (look at the seat at 2:03).

OK so they actually wanted to do a thing that is literally the least fun anyone could have, to do with mountains?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Jerry Cotton posted:

OK so they actually wanted to do a thing that is literally the least fun anyone could have, to do with mountains?

They weren’t up there reading your posts though?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cocoa Crispies posted:

They weren’t up there reading your posts though?

They saw one and decided to zip down.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
There are a lot of wrong things in this whole video, but the timestamped one is the wrongest of all imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-n59D6RQNQ&t=1022s

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RabbitWizard posted:

There are a lot of wrong things in this whole video, but the timestamped one is the wrongest of all imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-n59D6RQNQ&t=1022s

That's literally hell of slower than doing it with a chainsaw or something.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


RabbitWizard posted:

There are a lot of wrong things in this whole video, but the timestamped one is the wrongest of all imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-n59D6RQNQ&t=1022s

In a reply to the top comment on the video...

some youtube idiot posted:

some of these could be original 'proof of concept' sales video's. may explain that. the lack of gaurds is because farm workers are smarter than city folks, even the dumbest farm hand doesn't have to be told to stay away from a spinning auger, someone who has never seen a live chicken before? not so much. may be offensive to some, putting it that way, but going by my observations during my life time I have to assume these things must be true.

There's a 100% chance this comment came from someone who has never worked on a farm (but definitely listens to a lot of country music).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I've seen live chickens in a city. (Maybe China doesn't count.)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Farmhands: famous for making it to retirement age with all their fingers and limbs intact.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


I hope his yellow flag is okay, he’s going to need it.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's literally hell of slower than doing it with a chainsaw or something.

I don't know what's better, the fact that it's only potentially more useful than the one immediately after it if you have a lot of wood that's already pre-chopped to exactly 3x the length of the logs you want to get out of it, or the fact that it'll get busted to poo poo in the first 10 minutes by the middle logs banging the poo poo out of the mechanism at the bottom


LanceHunter posted:

In a reply to the top comment on the video...

confirmation bias dot txt, aka "every farmhand I've talked to is alive", also

Facebook Aunt posted:

Farmhands: famous for making it to retirement age with all their fingers and limbs intact.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Virgin City Folk, Chad Farmhands

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Ursine Catastrophe posted:

confirmation bias dot txt, aka "every farmhand I've talked to is alive", also

Also, the massive misunderstand of thinking that guards exist primarily for keeping fingers out, rather than for cutting down on bits of debris flying out.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

RabbitWizard posted:

There are a lot of wrong things in this whole video, but the timestamped one is the wrongest of all imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-n59D6RQNQ&t=1022s

The branch chewer at 12:20-ish is pretty hilarious too, but a lot of those have either slow action (lots of time to walk to safety) or low amounts of kinetic energy, and in no way can be called proper farm-rigged deathtraps.

I'm sure this has been posted 10 million times in here by now but here's a proper :stonk: contraption:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ejWHlPLaE

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
While all of these DIY woodcutting tools look real dangerous the normal ways of doing these things are pretty bad too. Chain saws and splitting axes really require a ton of respect.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Bip Roberts posted:

While all of these DIY woodcutting tools look real dangerous the normal ways of doing these things are pretty bad too. Chain saws and splitting axes really require a ton of respect.

The difference being, I feel like once you've rigged up one of those contraptions you start thinking you've found easy mode and you don't respect it like the conventional tools. At least that's the attitude that usually comes across.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

I helped with an equipment usage course for a community college natural resource management program. During the chainsaw section we had everyone decked out in proper PPE, including several new sets of kevlar chaps. Every single one of them was cut into at the end of day one. Fortunately for me no one bit into their leg while I was supervising and despite torn up chaps no one actually hurt themselves.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Bip Roberts posted:

While all of these DIY woodcutting tools look real dangerous the normal ways of doing these things are pretty bad too. Chain saws and splitting axes really require a ton of respect.

A splitting axe only requires respect during the brief moment you're swinging it through the air. The homemade power-operated machines want you dead the whole time they're turned on.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Farmhands: famous for making it to retirement age with all their fingers and limbs intact.

https://local.theonion.com/mr-pretty-boy-farmer-still-has-all-his-fingers-1819570693

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


SelenicMartian posted:

I can't find the video of Russian industrial climbers dropping 380 kg of glass from a 47th floor, without some idiot babbling over it :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N057DLHPgzo

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
That was kind of a twist ending because I was expecting the suction cup thing to fail but nope

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sometimes, you accidentally install a window a few dozen floors below the intended spot.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What the gently caress's that noise?! Oh god it's the window flying into the building and hitting all the other windows on the way down.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Facebook Aunt posted:

Farmhands: famous for making it to retirement age with all their fingers and limbs intact.

My grandfather who has a farm is 90 and still has everything intact, at least physically...he did shoot me in the leg when I was a teenager though so upstairs might not be intact.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Farm owners are definitely the same thing as farm hands.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Farm owners are definitely the same thing as farm hands.

farm snark

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Farm owners are definitely the same thing as farm hands.

Does that make farm hands an ironic name?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


HEY NONG MAN posted:

Farm owners are definitely the same thing as farm hands.

Well he and my grandmother do everything and don't hire anyone so yes.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

RabbitWizard posted:

There are a lot of wrong things in this whole video, but the timestamped one is the wrongest of all imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-n59D6RQNQ&t=1022s

Nice Nazi robot bomb replica at 25 minutes mark, but without the remote controls. And 60 kg of explosives I hope...

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


This game just popped up in my Steam discovery queue: https://store.steampowered.com/app/821800/ADRLabelling_Game/

Check that price :eyepop: it's available for around a 100th the price on ios/android

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mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Humphreys posted:

My grandfather who has a farm is 90 and still has everything intact, at least physically...he did shoot me in the leg when I was a teenager though so upstairs might not be intact.

Usually if something bad happens on the farm, you don't survive. My grandfather farmed his entire life and made it to 97 with all his limbs.

Loggers on the other hand are always missing fingers. When I lived up in northern MN we used to have a loggers supper at the town hall. All the old guys would be there. The odds of someone having 10 fingers with all 10 nails on them were 0. Every single person had some sort of damage to their hands. All were missing nails, most were missing the tip of a finger or part of a hand. It's just how logging goes.

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