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darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

I'm the grumpy fist-fighting toad with a pipe, just left of bottom center.

E: Referring to this panel, for reference. https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-130-133-siege-of-yre/ And I would also accept the giant golden baby squinting at a dude levelling a chain-glaive at it, or the gentleman at the baby's feet with the throwing swords. There is no wrong answer here.

darthbob88 fucked around with this message at 06:36 on May 26, 2018

# ? May 26, 2018 06:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 20:08

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Doc Hawkins posted:

Literally turn on your monitor.

e: tag yourself, I'm either the 8-foot-tall thurible-swinger who is also wearing one on his head, or the four-armed demon stealing three bags of gold and one grey housecat.

here did the thing

# ? May 26, 2018 06:46

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'm the massive lich fighting the chainsaw-poleaxe monks near bob's choices.

# ? May 26, 2018 09:15

Pureauthor: Jul 8, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

I am the grandpa dragon that clearly has no idea what the sam hill is going on.

# ? May 26, 2018 09:29

Angrymog: Jan 30, 2012; Really Madcats

Pureauthor posted:

I am the grandpa dragon that clearly has no idea what the sam hill is going on.

In a joke that no-one has ever made before, yeah, but where's Wally?

Seriously though, the amount of work that goes into a k6bd panel is amazing. Makes webcomic hacks like Diaz and the QC guy really look like the lazy hacks that they are.

# ? May 26, 2018 09:35

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I am the giant baby squeezing puny priest men

# ? May 26, 2018 13:15

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Doc Hawkins posted:

e: tag yourself, I'm either the 8-foot-tall thurible-swinger who is also wearing one on his head, or the four-armed demon stealing three bags of gold and one grey housecat.

I am the rocks of the eternal shore; crash upon me and be broken.

# ? May 26, 2018 13:39

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Angrymog posted:

the QC guy

Who?

# ? May 26, 2018 17:11

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Jeff Jacks, the talentless hack behind Questionable Content. He does not belong in this thread.

# ? May 26, 2018 17:22

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Flesh Forge posted:

I am the giant baby squeezing puny priest men

Take better care of your warhams.

# ? May 27, 2018 10:47

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

I am one of the foot soldiers getting murdered by demons. I have kids, I need this job.

# ? May 27, 2018 11:13

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Grendels Dad posted:

I am one of the foot soldiers getting murdered by demons. I have kids, I need this job.

I'm one of the battle tortoises. I don't know what's going on and why everything is so loud, but master wants me to go in that direction. Maybe I'll get some lettuce later. I like lettuce.

# ? May 27, 2018 12:32

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Jeff Jacks, the talentless hack behind Questionable Content. He does not belong in this thread.

lol, just lol if you think the inoffensive pablum that is QC is worth gettin� mad about.

# ? May 27, 2018 13:04

Neige: Mar 20, 2006; Pregnant Woman got pepper sprayed and kicked in the stomach? That ugly bitch was asking for it.

I'm Waldo

# ? May 27, 2018 17:44

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

VanSandman posted:

lol, just lol if you think the inoffensive pablum that is QC is worth gettin� mad about.

If I can't get mad about inoffensive froth, what am I even doing on the Internet?

# ? May 27, 2018 18:15

just bob: Sep 6, 2017; by Reene

VanSandman posted:

lol, just lol if you think the inoffensive pablum that is QC is worth gettin� mad about.

some guy posted:

Questionable Content is for people who fantasize about being quirky hipsters with problems.

�Wait, what? That�s a funny thing to fantasise about.� Well, it is and it isn�t � and in any case, the fantasising isn�t necessarily active. Questionable Content is such an appealing fantasy for, I think, two reasons: Firstly, it�s so loving mundane � meaning, it seems within reach; it�s close enough to reality that it�s easy for its readers to pretend it�s not a fantasy. �Oh my god,� they can say, �my friends and I are just like that.� But they�re not, of course � they�re not quite as cool, not quite as clever, and their problems are a lot more real.

Which leads us to reason number two: The characters in Questionable Content are so two-dimensional that their problems are not problems; their problems are loving meaningless � they have no weight; they are only burdens because the characters tell us so: we are told but we never observe. The point is: How nice, how appealing, to live in a world where problems are not problems. Instead, they are markings, like our hair or eye colour, or like a cool tattoo, that serve to make us identifiable in a crowd. Who wouldn�t want to live in a world where the worst you can expect from your serious mental illness is that it makes you kinda adorable."

# ? May 27, 2018 18:15

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Herr Tog posted:

here did the thing

# ? May 27, 2018 18:35

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

bob human being posted:

Somebody's Mad on the Internet.

# ? May 27, 2018 19:32

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

It's me, I'm mad on the internet.

# ? May 27, 2018 19:34

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Dick Trauma posted:

your velcome

# ? May 27, 2018 22:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dick Trauma posted:

Is it much further, Papa Smurf?

# ? May 28, 2018 02:51

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

It's honestly a pretty weird comparison, they're completely different comics with completely different goals and audiences aside from being on the internet

# ? May 28, 2018 04:30

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

But I personally do not like it, therefore it is complete and utter garbage that no one should ever enjoy!!! My tastes are the only correct tastes!

# ? May 28, 2018 05:08

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

But I personally do not like it, therefore it is complete and utter garbage that no one should ever enjoy!!! My tastes are the only correct tastes!

This, but unironically.

# ? May 28, 2018 06:45

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lurdiak posted:

It's me, I'm mad on the internet.

Well yeah but that's just your gimmick.

# ? May 28, 2018 10:40

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Jeff Jacks, the talentless hack behind Questionable Content. He does not belong in this thread.

Oh, the webcomic where the primary character is a "Nice Guy" that spent the first two years of the comic's run pining over some woman until he found out she'd attempted suicide because her dad committed suicide, so she was henceforth damaged goods and he started dating her boss and every other non-AI character in the comic is loving an AI?

Some Pinko Commie fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Jun 1, 2018

# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:17

Rhaka: Feb 15, 2008; Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

I mean to be fair, every other character in the comic is a loving AI.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:39

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

I figured saying "all of the characters are loving each other" didn't actually need to be said.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 14:47

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Jacques seems to have some serious transhumanist futurism stuff going on.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 16:36

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Discendo Vox posted:

Jacques seems to have some serious transhumanist futurism stuff going on.

In the sense that it gives him a boner.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 16:37

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Hell, same.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 17:47

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Aging nerds terrified of their mortality, reality

# ? Jun 3, 2018 18:00

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

this is challenging, because every page of mister miracle #9 could go in one of the funny, badass, or touching threads. i think this requires the least context though.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 07:34

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I couldn't put that in any of those threads because you know the very real place that the issue comes from. King probably sat around some hosed up tables in Iraq.

EDIT: It is pretty funny/bad rear end though. No loving doubt.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 08:05

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Honestly, to me, the most badass part of that sequence is the next page, with Scott curled up in a ball and shuddering because he just had to watch a dude get brutally murdered but couldn't afford to show any natural reaction in front of Kalibak.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:42

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Who was it that was killed? One of the prisoners being negotiated over?

...were they holding up the table or something?

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:36

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Discendo Vox posted:

Who was it that was killed? One of the prisoners being negotiated over?

...were they holding up the table or something?

They were in fact table legs, yes.

Apokalips is not a nice place.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:41

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I really love the brief Kirby face panel.

# ? Jun 16, 2018 20:50

AkumaHokoru: Jul 20, 2007

knowing they were the table legs why is the leg that was missing higher than it was before it was missing?

# ? Jun 16, 2018 22:14

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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

They were in fact table legs, yes.

Apokalips is not a nice place.

OK, then what were the three panels immediately after the kill, especially the third with its visual errata?

# ? Jun 16, 2018 22:58

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