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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Moktaro posted:

Sergio Ramos, you'll never walk alone.

At least, not if you know what's good for you.

Legit kinda concerned for his safety if Salah misses the world cup

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
No point blaming the keeper. He’s not to blame for this.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

vyelkin posted:

hello friends i am disappointed in the result, here is my match report, lorius karius is trash and i hope he never plays for liverpool again
I am disappointed that no one went after Ramos. Mane tried but Ramos has years of dodging injury attempts, hard to blame them for not being able to take down the master oval office.

Fire both our goalkeepers into the sun.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Klopp should sign that fan IMO he did more to stop madrid scoring than any liverpool players

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Pissflaps posted:

No point blaming the keeper. He’s not to blame for this.

who is?

West007
Apr 21, 2013

Jose posted:

Lol at bale making sure his bald spot isn't visible now the cameras are on him

I need you to provide some evidence to back up this outlandish claim.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
loving hell modrics teeth

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Klopp

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

cheese posted:

I am disappointed that no one went after Ramos. Mane tried but Ramos has years of dodging injury attempts, hard to blame them for not being able to take down the master oval office.

Fire both our goalkeepers into the sun.

I was kind of wondering if someone would try to snap his leg toward the end

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Spergin' Plopp got it all wrong

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

should he walk?

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
not as funny as when Liverpool lost the league after Stevie Me said this doesn’t slip and then he slipped and then they loving blew it

not as funny as that

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
ooh look at me, im a big stupid dork with glasses lol, foureyes rear end

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

West007 posted:

I need you to provide some evidence to back up this outlandish claim.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Kwagga posted:

should he walk?

Don’t give a poo poo I’m just saying it as it is. This is Klopp’s failure. Bad.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

A man definitely would have taken a run at Ramos, but soccer isn’t a game of men

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Here comes ol’ Big Ears and I’m not talking about Gareth Bale lol

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Sad attempts to make fun of madrid players looks itt

They look like champions, that's all that matters.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Those cows diese for nothing.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

African AIDS cum posted:

Klopp should sign that fan IMO he did more to stop madrid scoring than any liverpool players

Liverpool's defense gave up one legitimate, gorgeous goal, the other two any competent keeper would have--

oh never mind you're AAC carry on

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



What was Klopp supposed to do when he lost his only good player?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

shirts and skins posted:

Liverpool's defense gave up one legitimate, gorgeous goal, the other two any competent keeper would have--

oh never mind you're AAC carry on

Pathetic this. Blaming everyone else but the manager. Bad tactics.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Liverpool are so bad, how did they even get to the final? oh right, they played Roma and a bunch of other poo poo team, also got help from the refs in every match. shameful run

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
has there been any player ever as good at being a oval office on the pitch as ramos lol

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

At least this will distract Spaniards from their inevitable economic and political decline into fascism

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

has there been any player ever as good at being a oval office on the pitch as ramos lol

Pepe

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Simone Poodoin posted:

What was Klopp supposed to do when he lost his only good player?

Something that doesn’t result in a humiliating loss. A team with only one good player doesn’t deserve to be in the final.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

shirts and skins posted:

Liverpool's defense gave up one legitimate, gorgeous goal, the other two any competent keeper would have--

oh never mind you're AAC carry on

liverpools piss poor defense was 2nd best all game, modric just danced all over them, men against boys. no wonder these guys cant win anything in the league or europe

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Pissflaps posted:

No point blaming the keeper. He’s not to blame for this.

You're a bald fraud. No pre-match Pissflaps Prediction and now you emerge to claim glory

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

XyrlocShammypants posted:

At least this will distract Spaniards from their inevitable economic and political decline into fascism

Good post.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Jose posted:

has there been any player ever as good at being a oval office on the pitch as ramos lol
He is the master. A literal MMA move to take out the other teams best player and not even a card. You have to salute that level of consistent cuntery.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Good at it not just being a oval office

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Moktaro posted:

Sergio Ramos, you'll never walk alone.

At least, not if you know what's good for you.
:lol:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Gorn Myson posted:

You're a bald fraud. No pre-match Pissflaps Prediction and now you emerge to claim glory

I posted my prediction on my premium Snapchat. Looks like you’re out of the loop? Shame.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

African AIDS cum posted:

Spergin' Plopp

:hmmyes:

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

At least this will distract Spaniards from their inevitable economic and political decline into fascism

Fascism is good dumb*ss

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Simone Poodoin posted:

What was Klopp supposed to do when he lost his only good player?

The rest of the team was actually okay, a little toothless in attack (which is understandable) but we kept Ronaldo and Benzema largely quiet and Real's midfield (whilst dominant) weren't exactly tearing us apart until the very end.

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection
Lol this interview with Bale. He is low-key pissed about not starting. Every answer references it

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Liverpool are so bad, how did they even get to the final? oh right, they played Roma and a bunch of other poo poo team, also got help from the refs in every match. shameful run

They eliminated Barca lol

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