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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Sakurazuka posted:

The Abyssal ships have nothing to do with any real world navy, the only US ship name is just one of the normal girls

Oh ok

I dunno why I seemed to think the abyssal ships were american...

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Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

FirstAidKite posted:

Oh ok

I dunno why I seemed to think the abyssal ships were american...

Some of the early content for the game could be read as a Japan vs. US allegory, but they moved away from that over time and added playable non-Japanese ships. Now it's... well, about as depoliticized as the inherent concept of "cute girls who are also WWII-era warships" allows.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I just remember seeing one of the abyssal ships and thinking it looked cool. I think it was a uhh

Eh gently caress it I'll just google it til I find out.

Here we go.



Idk why I think it looks cool though, just do I guess

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


FirstAidKite posted:

I just remember seeing one of the abyssal ships and thinking it looked cool. I think it was a uhh

Eh gently caress it I'll just google it til I find out.

Here we go.



Idk why I think it looks cool though, just do I guess

Is it the unicorn boobs?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
it's the carrier runway with a curve in it

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Truga posted:

it's the carrier runway with a curve in it

Honestly I think it's this

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

C.M. Kruger posted:

It's important to note that Kantai Collection has no actual gameplay. You just put the characters into a spreadsheet and then press a button and some animations play and that's it.

You want girls that are also boats but actually has gameplay, you play Azur Lane, which is getting huge in Japan. It's a side-scroller bullet hell game, instead of a spreadsheet.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Looking for girls who are boats, who like boats to be girls, who do boats like they're girls, who do girls like they're boats...

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

Manky
Mar 20, 2007


Fun Shoe

https://vimeo.com/264864885

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

This is surprisingly Not Horrible.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Some superweeb wrote almost 1000 words criticizing new anime titty game "Sakura Sadist" and annotated most of his points with screenshots and youtube videos.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/kimgaemandoo/recommended/

I'm torn. This is deeply pathetic but I kinda admire his rigorous standards.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hemingway To Go! posted:

Looking for girls who are boats, who like boats to be girls, who do boats like they're girls, who do girls like they're boats...

Thank you so much for getting that song stuck in my head, you arsehole.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

FirstAidKite posted:

I just remember seeing one of the abyssal ships and thinking it looked cool. I think it was a uhh

Eh gently caress it I'll just google it til I find out.

Here we go.



Idk why I think it looks cool though, just do I guess

wanna motorboat that boat

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Her neck is a foot long.

al-azad
May 28, 2009




All of the civilians are women

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/847250/GAY_Nation_a_Gay_Game_for_Gays_GAYS_ONLY/

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.



Why do we comment on anything anymore? All of our words are wasted on the immutable dumpster fire.

Today it's Gay nation Game for Gays Only, tomorrow it will be Bloody Anuses.

why do we exist

just to suffer

kaz, i'm already a horse

Lunethex fucked around with this message at 14:31 on May 27, 2018

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

quote:

Features
* very good anime graphics

Hmmm.



Hmmmmmm.



Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm +15% horizontal scaled anime boy.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I'm the bathtub in a school bathroom.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm also the cray supercomputer next to the bathtub for some reason.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Nothing says "I go to a fancy school" like a wool vest with no shirt underneath, paired with footy shorts.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

OwlFancier posted:

I'm +15% horizontal scaled anime boy.

Congrats on being the only character whose legs reach the bottom of the screen.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I'm the eyes/hands "I am going to strangle you" combo.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!
They missed a golden opportunity for a joke regarding the plane dropping the gay bomb.



The Enola Gay

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Gynovore posted:

They missed a golden opportunity for a joke regarding the plane dropping the gay bomb.



The Enola Gay

Fat Man / Little Boy

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Please buy this game so i can pay my mom back. or i will be grounded.
This is chapter 1 of GAY NATION.

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012

Kantai Collection also has an anime that's basically about anime girl ships trying to "right the wrong of the past" and it's heavily implied that said wrong is Japan losing WW2.


Basically, we are all sinners and anime is the punishment for our sins.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Does anybody use Source Filmmaker for anything legit? (Does Valve even still support it?)

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
What counts as legit :ironicat:

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Lunethex posted:

What counts as legit :ironicat:

I guess machinima, not porn.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

machanima porn is everywhere these days why god why

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Does anybody use Source Filmmaker for anything legit? (Does Valve even still support it?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Tps0M-l64

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

machanima porn is everywhere these days why god why

Because people have been making 'sexy' or just generally attractive-looking cartoon characters for a long time and children grow up seeing cartoons as just people who look different. Then puberty happens...

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 08:37 on May 29, 2018

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

Does anybody use Source Filmmaker for anything legit? (Does Valve even still support it?)

I there is the Eve Online - Clear Skies series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5285kr1J4xE That's pretty good. That's all I can remember specifically, I know there's other good videos out there, but they would be really really old by now and you would have to claw though memory lane and get lucky with google search.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Because people have been making 'sexy' or just generally attractive-looking cartoon characters for a long time and children grow up seeing cartoons as just people who look different. Then puberty happens...



Like no one here has jerked it to Judy Jetson or her fine rear end mom.

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Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Like no one here has jerked it to Judy Jetson or her fine rear end mom.

hosed up if true

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