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Scholtz posted:hey someone roast me Scholtz? Tastes more like Schlitz.
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May 27, 2018 14:32
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https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1000622287350099968?s=21
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May 27, 2018 14:34
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Scholtz posted:hey someone roast me your bad, and you're posts are bad.
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May 27, 2018 14:39
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Weatherman posted:your bad, and you're posts are bad. He said roast, this is more of a deep fry.
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May 27, 2018 14:50
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Weatherman posted:your bad, and you're posts are bad. Oh I get it. It’s like when Gilbert gottfried says someone has an annoying voice right?
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May 27, 2018 14:55
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RareAcumen posted:
Every commenter in that sub uses the same generic "I bet you're really sad on the inside" insult while imagining they are Hannibal Lecter cracking the OP's psyche wide open.
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May 27, 2018 15:13
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Scholtz posted:hey someone roast me ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!
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May 27, 2018 15:13
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RareAcumen posted:
I admit I'm not a roast fan, but aren't they supposed to be funny?
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May 27, 2018 15:51
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Puppy Time posted:I admit I'm not a roast fan, but aren't they supposed to be funny? At least funny to other people. That roast was just sad. There were other things they could have said. Her eyebrows look like background characters in a Bug's Life.
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May 27, 2018 15:55
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Puppy Time posted:I admit I'm not a roast fan, but aren't they supposed to be funny? I'd heard of r/roastme before but never really looked so I took a moment to check out a few of them. The answer appears to be no.
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May 27, 2018 15:59
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Dienes posted:Every commenter in that sub uses the same generic "I bet you're really sad on the inside" insult while imagining they are Hannibal Lecter cracking the OP's psyche wide open. Yeah. I've had guys use that on me before. They can't respond when you're like "Yeah, no poo poo. Tell me something I didn't know. " Like, the idea a woman could be well-aware of the fact she's looking for validation and has the brokebrains just seems to shock them every time.
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May 27, 2018 16:06
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Garrand posted:I'd heard of r/roastme before but never really looked so I took a moment to check out a few of them. What made roasts funny in the past is that they were generally specific jokes about a persons flaws and features. The jokes were personal, the people knew each other, and there was a sense of camaraderie. The reddit ones are strangers so they are just generic one liners trying to out edge each other. I’m a little depressed. I signed up for next door after hearing so much about it in this thread, and pretty much this is all I’ve seen. 
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May 27, 2018 16:28
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Dienes posted:Every commenter in that sub uses the same generic "I bet you're really sad on the inside" insult while imagining they are Hannibal Lecter cracking the OP's psyche wide open. Lazy misogyny is actually deep truth about the world than must be presented seriously, with as many words as possible else people might not understand that a conventionally attractive woman putting out a picture of herself and asking for commentary on an internet forum wants attention. Has anyone ever tried to do a meta-roast, insulting the poor joke skills and general misunderstanding of what a roast is on one of these things?
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May 27, 2018 16:29
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hanales posted:What made roasts funny in the past is that they were generally specific jokes about a persons flaws and features. The jokes were personal, the people knew each other, and there was a sense of camaraderie. At least you have a Next Door. I just get told I need to recruit people and make one and gently caress that noise.
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May 27, 2018 16:42
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Zanzibar Ham posted:He said roast, this is more of a deep fry. I prefer broiling, myself
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May 27, 2018 17:08
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hanales posted:What made roasts funny in the past is that they were generally specific jokes about a persons flaws and features. The jokes were personal, the people knew each other, and there was a sense of camaraderie. Don't be depressed. Think of all those cats. 
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May 27, 2018 17:41
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969 Meltdown May has progressed to Elon Musk implying that Jews own the media.
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May 27, 2018 17:48
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Ooh boy the replies on that tweet, so many antisémites crawling out of the woodwork.
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May 27, 2018 17:57
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He also endorsed an article by that sex cult NXIVM who branded people lol https://slate.com/technology/2018/0...ia=gdpr-consent
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May 27, 2018 18:07
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Gizmo Chicken posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969 If he meant anyone other than Jews, wouldn't he clarify? Also, considering the context, I can't think of anyone else he could be referring to. Like, there is no context beyond talking about the reliability of mainstream media, then saying "Well, do you know who owns the media????" so yeah.
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May 27, 2018 19:04
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:That cannot possibly be real. https://twitter.com/NRATV/status/1000140487028760576
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May 27, 2018 19:21
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Araenna posted:If he meant anyone other than Jews, wouldn't he clarify? Also, considering the context, I can't think of anyone else he could be referring to. Like, there is no context beyond talking about the reliability of mainstream media, then saying "Well, do you know who owns the media????" so yeah. Not to defend musk, but I'm pretty sure he was saying powerful people own the media to respond to the person saying the media defends the common people against the powerful
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May 27, 2018 19:34
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Araenna posted:If he meant anyone other than Jews, wouldn't he clarify? Also, considering the context, I can't think of anyone else he could be referring to. Like, there is no context beyond talking about the reliability of mainstream media, then saying "Well, do you know who owns the media????" so yeah. The generous reading is that media is controlled by powerful people. In that case he's not an anti-Semite, just an idiot who doesn't believe himself to be among the powerful.
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May 27, 2018 19:34
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May 27, 2018 19:35
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Linking a hilariously bad Facebook profile would probably be shunned wouldn't it
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May 27, 2018 19:58
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codo27 posted:Linking a hilariously bad Facebook profile would probably be shunned wouldn't it This is why god gave us screenshots.
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May 27, 2018 20:02
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hanales posted:I’m a little depressed. I signed up for next door after hearing so much about it in this thread, and pretty much this is all I’ve seen. There's a reason there's a curation account. 99% of ND is completely dull poo poo.
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May 27, 2018 21:00
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Olanphonia posted:Not to defend musk, but I'm pretty sure he was saying powerful people own the media to respond to the person saying the media defends the common people against the powerful And he did it in the most dogwhistley manner possible. Musk's a smart guy, he knows what he said and why he's now getting a bunch of replies with Nazi memes in them.
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May 27, 2018 21:28
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Plausible deniability in the age of Twitter is almost, but not entirely, posting the 14 words.
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May 27, 2018 21:57
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Inco posted:Musk's a smart guy But, as with many smart people who’ve met with success, he doesn’t always think deeply before he types.
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May 27, 2018 22:16
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Inco posted:And he did it in the most dogwhistley manner possible. Musk's a smart guy, he knows what he said and why he's now getting a bunch of replies with Nazi memes in them. Has he immediately responded to the deluge with something on the level of 'gently caress Nazis, that's not what I meant, Nazis are all cunts who need to goose-step into a wood-chipper', a.k.a. something that would actually show him to realize a mistake and that he has a shred of actual humanity? Or just let the comment stand?
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May 27, 2018 22:36
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He’s super rich and thus has no humanity
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May 27, 2018 22:47
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Breetai posted:Has he immediately responded to the deluge with something on the level of 'gently caress Nazis, that's not what I meant, Nazis are all cunts who need to goose-step into a wood-chipper', a.k.a. something that would actually show him to realize a mistake and that he has a shred of actual humanity? His only response (replying to someone who's been congratulating him on being A Puppetmaster) and his only tweet today: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560807334133762
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May 27, 2018 23:48
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Better guillotine just to be sure.
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May 28, 2018 00:09
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I mean, it's not like people didn't already have plenty of reasons to think Musk was a fuckstick. This latest temper tantrum is only the latest expression of his "I grew up as a wealthy white person during Apartheid and thus should be allowed to do whatever the hell I want without consequences" attitude.
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May 28, 2018 00:30
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I came across something pretty special today.     TL:DR - Guy disrespects troops, gets a very light response regarding it, goes on anti-PC rant in return. Cognitive dissonance.
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May 28, 2018 00:43
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This guy is pretty drat generous.
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May 28, 2018 00:52
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Marines are the Navy’s Army.
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May 28, 2018 00:56
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In the comments I learn that libertarians believe Robin Hood is about how taxation is theft and that he reclaims taxes from the state to return them to the citizens or something. https://twitter.com/YALiberty/status/999651360604815360?s=19 
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