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Grand Fromage posted:Go on... Not that much more to it! One of my coworkers knew him vaguely. He lived in Kaohsiung for a while, owned a bar/kayak shop, got drunk all the time and generally got into trouble. The arson thing was that he was on his way home one night and stopped at the Family Mart for a lovely microwaved hamburger. Apparently he was a known quantity there and they sold him the burger and quickly told him to get out. There was some kind of argument about ketchup and he left promising they’d be sorry. A little while later he was at a gas station filling an empty liquor bottle. He went back to the Family Mart, lit the cocktail, and chucked it at them but uh totally whiffed the throw and just hit the pavement in front of the store. Then he stood there drunkenly shouting at them until the cops got there. He went to jail for a while for that and when he got out he got really drunk again, went to a tattoo shop, and convinced them to write 臺灣 on his forehead and draw the Taiwanese independence flag on his chin. I think the flag at least has been lasered off by now, a clinic offered him free removal as a publicity thing.
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Pirate Radar posted:Not that much more to it! One of my coworkers knew him vaguely. He lived in Kaohsiung for a while, owned a bar/kayak shop, got drunk all the time and generally got into trouble. The arson thing was that he was on his way home one night and stopped at the Family Mart for a lovely microwaved hamburger. Apparently he was a known quantity there and they sold him the burger and quickly told him to get out. There was some kind of argument about ketchup and he left promising they’d be sorry. A little while later he was at a gas station filling an empty liquor bottle. He went back to the Family Mart, lit the cocktail, and chucked it at them but uh totally whiffed the throw and just hit the pavement in front of the store. Then he stood there drunkenly shouting at them until the cops got there. He went to jail for a while for that and when he got out he got really drunk again, went to a tattoo shop, and convinced them to write 臺灣 on his forehead and draw the Taiwanese independence flag on his chin. I think the flag at least has been lasered off by now, a clinic offered him free removal as a publicity thing. Please don't dox me.
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May 28, 2018 02:37
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May 28, 2018 03:07
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...welcome to the republican party!!
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May 28, 2018 03:14
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I think at one point he was at least trying to get Taiwanese citizenship and cancel his UK citizenship so that he couldn’t be deported but I don’t know if that worked
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May 28, 2018 03:15
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Pirate Radar posted:I think at one point he was at least trying to get Taiwanese citizenship and cancel his UK citizenship so that he couldn’t be deported but I don’t know if that worked The UK really loves exiling its undesirables.
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Bajaj posted:Chaoshan Girl's brother's wife had a new baby some months ago. Now they have two boys, but the brother actually likes this one, so the older boy is now double-ignored and neglected by his dad compared to before. She says when he comes home from work, he sits on the couch, starts smoking, and doesn't acknowledge the toddler trying to get attention because his phone is more important. She said he's never bought the kid toys before, or tried to play with him. Could one presumably double down on ignorance and claim that "all the good schools in the city" teach the thing that you're arguing for? Like, as to Confucius having filtered water: "Yes the high class schools in the city teach about Confucius and his filtered water, have you been to a real big city school with real big city education?" I'm already inclined to believe it wouldn't work based on all the anecdotes on Chaoshan and the people there, but theoretically, would it work somewhere on the mainland?
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May 28, 2018 03:53
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Mistle posted:Could one presumably double down on ignorance and claim that "all the good schools in the city" teach the thing that you're arguing for? I love this idea. I bet with enough conviction and condescending laughter, you could make him feel really small for not knowing about Confucius' water filtration setup. "Hahaha, you idiot! Don't you know Confucius INVENTED filtered water? Why do you think he was so smart? All his intellectual rivals were retarded from lead poisoning while Confucius' charcoal filter made him the smartest man in China!"
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May 28, 2018 04:18
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chinese invented filtered water 4800 years ago did you know
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May 28, 2018 07:32
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Man, everyday I have to interact with some people in our Wuhan backoffice i Die a little. Theyre like retarded children who cant even follow written instructions. On the other hand, our IT dept guys in Shanghai who I handle EDI stuff with seem like a competent bunch. I wish I was still working for Evergreen 
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The is kawaii https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=Mz...5208d2dc676e44& quote:Shanghai, China - May 24th, 2018 — The SeekRoad team held its launch party today at WeWork Yanping-lu, where it unveiled its plans to organize 14 tech meet-ups during a ten-month-long cycling journey from Shanghai to London. They shared information about the sponsors who will support the team along their way. quote:I volunteered in Ecuador for one year in 2012, and I went there without a smart phone. quote:“In order to ‘seek my dream’, I just needed to speak out. After telling my cycling plan to people around me, my friends and members from the cycling community kindly offered me with their bikes, jerseys, and panniers. That way, I didn’t have to spend much money to start cycling,” Chaewon says.
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May 28, 2018 15:03
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Ah yes famous stops on the Silk Road like the UK, France, and Switzerland.
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May 28, 2018 15:06
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I'll be reeeeal generous and say they make it to about Hangzhou before they crap out and quit.
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I'd like to see them even make it to the first oasis
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They’ve made their announcement and gotten their 15 minutes. What makes you think they’ll ever sit their butts on a bike?
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Bajaj posted:The is kawaii What are the odda that someone heard national geographic did this and wanted to copy / do one better than NatGeo? Also I don't think the silk road was, like, a coherent set road but a series of spots known for selling poo poo at?
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May 28, 2018 19:25
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Someone needs to make a bone hurting juice/TCM mashup meme
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May 28, 2018 19:30
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I think their equipment will be stolen/confiscated during their month in China.
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You think he deliberately tries to look like a mass murderer?
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value-brand cereal posted:What are the odda that someone heard national geographic did this and wanted to copy / do one better than NatGeo? Also I don't think the silk road was, like, a coherent set road but a series of spots known for selling poo poo at? But in fact the Silk Road is a belt
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WarpedNaba posted:You think he deliberately tries to look like a mass murderer? There are mao look-alikes you can hire for events.
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Ceciltron posted:There are mao look-alikes you can hire for events. Yeah I'm sure that's one of them.
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May 29, 2018 12:43
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May 29, 2018 12:51
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They're maovellous.
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May 29, 2018 13:39
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China #1 in forced marriages. https://twitter.com/AbdugheniSabit/status/1000131015904555009 nothing will be done about this
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Tekne posted:China #1 in forced marriages. I'm the Turkey derail after 4 posts.
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May 29, 2018 16:20
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How dare those Han bastards force our women into marriage before we got a chance to
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May 29, 2018 20:48
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You have to admire The Party's ingenious solution to the male overpopulation issue. Soon China will be conquering their neighbors so they can marry their women to millions of lonely boys, who will also be the ones invading.
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Tekne posted:You have to admire The Party's ingenious solution to the male overpopulation issue. Soon China will be conquering their neighbors so they can marry their women to millions of lonely boys, who will also be the ones invading.
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I love the posts calling for India to help the situation. Ha ha ha
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Kharnifex posted:I love the posts calling for India to help the situation. If anything, shouldn't they be turning to Russia?
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Just curious, is the video itself supposed to be proof of anything? You don't see much in it and most of us viewing don't speak Chinese.
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Given the levels of public ignorance and gender inbalance in both countries, India and China invading each other to secure 'All the exotic women they're obviously concealing from us' would be hilarious. Until the nukes fly, at least. WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 02:26 on May 30, 2018 |
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Tekne posted:You have to admire The Party's ingenious solution to the male overpopulation issue. Soon China will be conquering their neighbors so they can marry their women to millions of lonely boys, who will also be the ones invading. Fun fact: In Age of Empires II, if you kill all the other team's women, they lose, because no women means no future.  Funner fact: you can do that to yourself, much like China has done to itself over the past decades.
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Mistle posted:Fun fact: In Age of Empires II, if you kill all the other team's women, they lose, because no women means no future. I'm glad I did my part then, by marrying a Chinese woman, and then leaving China together with her.
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Oh poo poo I mixed blood this one time but it was during her period so it didn’t count right
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WarpedNaba posted:Given the levels of public ignorance and gender inbalance in both countries, India and China invading each other to secure 'All the exotic women they're obviously concealing from us' would be hilarious. Can't wait for China to think Haier was sent by India, and for India to think that Haier was sent by China. Haier will be like some sort of plunging Gavrilo Princip that kicks off a war.
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RACE MIXING??????? WAS THIS EDITED OUT OF THE FINAL RELEASE????? DID U SEE SHE CANNOT EVEN FAKE THE KISS? IT WAS THE WORST MOVIE KISS, SHE DID NOT WANT THE CHOCOLATE MAN TO GIVE A KISS. WATCH IT AND SEE REALITY. STAY OUT OF GUANGZHOU!
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