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Cardassia blew up and now Garak is white instead of grey?!?! I won't stand for this white washing of my space characters.
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# ? May 29, 2018 08:37 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:40 |
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McGiggins posted:Cardassia blew up and now Garak is white instead of grey?!?!
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# ? May 29, 2018 08:40 |
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No no, you see, the Trill now look like Kriosians and the old Trill... well they just looked like humans who had been hit in the forehead anyway
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# ? May 29, 2018 09:35 |
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All those goddamn spoonheads look alike
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# ? May 29, 2018 10:07 |
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Super racist
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# ? May 29, 2018 10:49 |
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Like you can't tell the clear differences between the Cardassian commander here and Gul Dukat. Goddamn rascists, I swear .
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# ? May 29, 2018 10:55 |
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It was a strange period in Cardassians warfare where they experimented with making their opponents laugh hysterically and therefore be unable to properly defend themselves. The results were mixed, primarily due to the fact they could just turn their view screen off.
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# ? May 29, 2018 11:09 |
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What loving purpose does that headgear serve? Also guessing dukat on right because recurring character closer to camera?
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# ? May 29, 2018 12:25 |
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the helmets came off after they got circle-strafed for a while. once someone shoots their weak point (forehead spoon) a few times the helmets will come back.
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# ? May 29, 2018 12:35 |
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That was actually just one ship. Yeah, it was kind of an uncomfortable subject
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:16 |
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McGiggins posted:What loving purpose does that headgear serve? Prevent your nose and/or spoon from getting broken? So if you survive the battle you go home with a pretty face.
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:23 |
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Funny in retrospect with Bashir and Garak's friendship and cultural exchange because they turn out to have quite a lot in common, and a running theme of putting service to their state above themselves. (and Bashir thought the Repetitive Epic was boring, ha) While Garak considers Julius Caesar to be a farce until he has to deal with his own case of being betrayed by one he trusts above all others. Also, the last few seasons of Star Trek make it clear that Section 31 ultimately causes more problems than they solve.
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:27 |
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McGiggins posted:Cardassia blew up and now Garak is white instead of grey?!?! That’s a high-contrast Garak you can see at night
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:27 |
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McGiggins posted:What loving purpose does that headgear serve?
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:29 |
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Pick posted:That’s a high-contrast Garak you can see at night An awful choice of skin polish for a super spy. Also loving lol at that helmet.
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:35 |
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The makeup designers must have been pissed at the costume designers covering up one of their best original designs
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:38 |
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:The makeup designers must have been pissed at the costume designers covering up one of their best original designs There are regional tensions but it has yet to escalate to war
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# ? May 29, 2018 13:46 |
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obligatory photoshops that must be posted whenever someone posts the Spock helmet
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# ? May 29, 2018 15:28 |
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Just got to the best episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4
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# ? May 30, 2018 01:11 |
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that ep is legit great, not because sisko is in it being tortured and acting like he didn't JUST say the ends don't justify the means, but because it's garak saving the alpha quadrant with lies. you go, girl.
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# ? May 30, 2018 01:41 |
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Universe Master posted:We have Obama thanks to Jack Ryans need to share his wife's tittys with the world. He was a Republican cuck that wanted to watch his wife get gang-banged but anonymous men.
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# ? May 30, 2018 02:22 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:He was a Republican cuck that wanted to watch his wife get gang-banged but anonymous men. TBF they ARE pretty glorious Borg tittays.
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# ? May 30, 2018 02:38 |
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Make fun of cardassian helmets all you want but while the rest of the galaxy is wearing badass space armor starfleet goes around in its pjs Remember the one chick who gets killed by a mine and leaves an orphan for worf to traumatize? If she was wearing armor she just would have been maimed
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# ? May 30, 2018 03:42 |
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Has the computer out cock to be pissed when I was with a customer Mr. Hunt playlist buff but for you it’s the restaurant at the trouser
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# ? May 30, 2018 03:44 |
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Pick posted:Has the computer out cock to be pissed when I was with a customer Mr. Hunt playlist buff but for you it’s the restaurant at the trouser Yeah
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# ? May 30, 2018 03:53 |
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Mondian posted:All those goddamn spoonheads look alike
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# ? May 30, 2018 04:35 |
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# ? May 30, 2018 05:09 |
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The Greatest Klingon
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# ? May 30, 2018 05:18 |
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Starfleet does need to have a better combat uniform, I absolutely agree. Security officers should have ablative armour sown into their pajamas.
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# ? May 30, 2018 05:24 |
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McGiggins posted:Starfleet does need to have a better combat uniform, I absolutely agree. Aside from Borg shields, I am unsure I have seen armour do anything in star trek.
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# ? May 30, 2018 06:30 |
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He should have done it.
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# ? May 30, 2018 06:50 |
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just impaled himself upon her cloaca right then and there in the drat jeffries tube half of starfleet joined specifically for the chance to do EXACTLY that and the other half had never considered it but can't stop dreaming about it nightly ever since someone sent them a pirated version of "The Rikerdeck: 101 Original Holo-ventures from the Mind of the Master: VALENTINES DAY EDITION featuring bonus program 'Imzadi from the Inside', BANNED from all active duty Federation holodecks but now available for the first time ever on this unrated collection!" and what does Miles "From Smiles" O'Brien do after she straight up offers to plop out a billion eggs all fertilized with his potent seed and carrying little mushy fetal alcohol syndrome suffering spoontato babies with adorable little eggtooths for cracking through their shells? "nah, that'll be a hard pass from me, deary, oi've got a woife and a wee little lass with nary a scale 'pon her, it's not much but it's the loife fer me, deary" ugh loving insane rear end in a top hat
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# ? May 30, 2018 08:51 |
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I just like the fact he went home thinking "wow what a crazy day, young Cardassian women with great engineering skills and common interests throwing themselves at me. Who would have thought it. I'm glad. I stayed faithful to Kieko though, I love her dearly". Miles! You're late for dinner! We are having greenbean and kale salad, no buts. But Kieko, replicated food has the same nutritional value no matter what you eat. Miles! You promised! This is what a I want to eat! Why won't you think of what I want! You're so selfish, I'm taking our child and going on an extended "work trip". Mommy are we going to see Malial again. Who's Malial? Miles! He's just a sports therapist on Bajor, now your being jealous and paranoid too? You should be ashamed of yourself *packs revealing lingerie into suitcase*. *Kieko storms out with child* Miles, you're one lucky man. Good thing you didn't blow this all on crazy hate sex with that young Cardassian engineer.
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# ? May 30, 2018 09:03 |
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Also I imagine the Federation must have an entire department dedicated to dealing with unwanted half alien babies coming about as a result of pretty much every other standard starfleet mission. Probably has an abortion fund and an orphanage.
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# ? May 30, 2018 09:04 |
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What do you think Miles and Bashir are doing all day in the Holosuite?
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# ? May 30, 2018 09:23 |
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From the episodes I just watched? Having ww2 era themed fantasy fighter pilot sex it seems. Probably interrogating lots captured jerries
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# ? May 30, 2018 09:55 |
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I assumed every Nazi/Klingon warrior/general opponent they've fought and killed on the holodeck had Keiko's face applied to it. How else would O'Brien stay sane married to her?
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# ? May 30, 2018 10:03 |
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McGiggins posted:Starfleet does need to have a better combat uniform, I absolutely agree. I think they showed starfleet having some form of combat armour when fighting the Klingons in that Jake the Coward episode but then they promptly forget about it in later episodes like the one where Nog loses his leg. Then again maybe they abandoned it when it was shown how easily you can disembowel someone wearing the armour.
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# ? May 30, 2018 11:12 |
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EvilTaytoMan posted:I think they showed starfleet having some form of combat armour when fighting the Klingons in that Jake the Coward episode but then they promptly forget about it in later episodes like the one where Nog loses his leg. Then again maybe they abandoned it when it was shown how easily you can disembowel someone wearing the armour. Nah, they just had slightly different sweaters Although it provided zero protection I guess it was thicker than normal.
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# ? May 30, 2018 11:19 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:40 |
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Starfleet Security Vestment: 5+ to Warmth
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