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You might want to make the spoiler tag longer... timefly has a new favorite as of 20:40 on May 28, 2018 |
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May 27, 2018 23:04
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Field Mousepad posted:When I saw Deadpool 2 there was an entire family there. Mom, dad and kids. Deadpool does say it's a family movie.
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May 28, 2018 07:57
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Howard Beale posted:Deadpool does say it's a family movie. My mom took me to see it, but I'm 30. Christ, I'm loving 30.
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May 28, 2018 10:31
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Bertrand Hustle posted:My mom took me to see it, but I'm 30. Reconciled after the eviction notice then?
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May 28, 2018 12:09
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ilmucche posted:Reconciled after the eviction notice then? 
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May 28, 2018 12:58
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ilmucche posted:Reconciled after the eviction notice then? 
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May 28, 2018 13:53
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ilmucche posted:Reconciled after the eviction notice then? While they were at the movies, daddy changed the locks.
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May 28, 2018 13:59
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I don't get it 
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May 28, 2018 14:38
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Lmbo
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May 28, 2018 14:39
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I don't get it Bill Murray died 
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May 28, 2018 14:43
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I don't get it https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857773 https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/22/us/judge-rules-son-must-move-out-new-york-trnd/index.html
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May 28, 2018 14:52
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And now people are handing him money. Some restaurant reached out and went bro you can have a job and a $1k sign on bonus for working for us. And Alex Jones gave him $3k
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May 28, 2018 15:10
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Len posted:And now people are handing him money. Some restaurant reached out and went bro you can have a job and a $1k sign on bonus for working for us. And Alex Jones gave him $3k Considering he's been going to great lengths to avoid money so as to avoid paying child support, the help is probably pissing him off.
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May 28, 2018 15:14
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:A standard leg press machine is 45*, so whatever weight you're pushing is really sin45 of your vertical effort that you'd be getting with squats. Sin 45 = 1/2 so literally if you weigh 200 pounds you should be pressing 400 to reach bodyweight Sin(45 deg) is root 2 over 2, not 1/2. You fool. You absolute fool.
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May 28, 2018 17:03
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Your mom is root 2 over 2
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May 28, 2018 17:09
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I'm the mother and daughter standing at the exit door patiently listening to this monologue.
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May 28, 2018 18:50
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Mountaineer posted:I'm the mother and daughter standing at the exit door patiently listening to this monologue. I want to believe this actually did happen and the mother has a corresponding facebook post about how she was having a completely unrelated conversation with her daughter when some crazy and dirty guy just stormed up to her and started ranting about his hat.
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May 28, 2018 19:08
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Jurgan posted:Sin(45 deg) is root 2 over 2, not 1/2. You fool. You absolute fool. Oh shi
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May 29, 2018 00:59
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Oh shi Leaving off the “t” means this post is literally poo poo that didn’t happen.
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May 29, 2018 01:43
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Mountaineer posted:I'm the mother and daughter standing at the exit door patiently listening to this monologue. I believe this one, on the condition that he used quotation marks correctly to denote the only part he actually said out loud. Subsequently,
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May 29, 2018 14:04
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Mountaineer posted:I'm the mother and daughter standing at the exit door patiently listening to this monologue. If you're wearing a hat in your made up story, Google a picture of someone who is to go with it.
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May 29, 2018 14:54
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https://twitter.com/zak_vargas/status/1000070356869120001?s=19
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May 29, 2018 16:36
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  I hugged a random child at the DMV
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May 31, 2018 11:54
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This is like multiple layers of stdh, good find.
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May 31, 2018 12:15
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
> dirty little boy Let them eat level 100 Pokemon
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May 31, 2018 13:51
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Who says "wadda know"?
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May 31, 2018 14:40
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Little kids playing gen 5 are always big fans of the first Pokemon movie from 2000 or whatever
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May 31, 2018 15:12
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TheMostFrench posted:This is like multiple layers of stdh, good find. Just to make sure the joke isn't being read too far, Keith Law actually is a baseball writer, that's his twitter and that's his book.
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Jun 1, 2018 02:15
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I was kind of pleasantly surprised by that one. I was expecting the usual “child wants my game, mum demands I give it to him because I’m a grown man and shouldn’t be playing kids games, I go off on some big spiel”, but instead it was cute, even if it’s still probably stdh.
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Jun 1, 2018 22:37
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I like cute stdh, stuff where you're the hero and theres no villain are the kind of stories i need right now.
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Jun 2, 2018 09:22
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Butt Detective posted:I was kind of pleasantly surprised by that one. I was expecting the usual “child wants my game, mum demands I give it to him because I’m a grown man and shouldn’t be playing kids games, I go off on some big spiel”, but instead it was cute, even if it’s still probably stdh. Yeah, it started out like a child free rant but turned into "here you go little dude" 
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Jun 2, 2018 15:39
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Butt Detective posted:I was kind of pleasantly surprised by that one. I was expecting the usual “child wants my game, mum demands I give it to him because I’m a grown man and shouldn’t be playing kids games, I go off on some big spiel”, but instead it was cute, even if it’s still probably stdh. I was expecting the twist to be the kid demanding the main character trade one of the high level pokemon but the main character scoffing because "the kid only had commons like pidgey and metapod." Then the mom not understanding why trading for a zubat would be an affront to the main character's honor,
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Jun 2, 2018 15:58
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Are we still doing the “oh gently caress off” Not Always Right stories that might have happened?Because if so:
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Jun 2, 2018 17:00
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coworker 1 is fat as hell
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Jun 2, 2018 17:25
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Zelder posted:coworker 1 is fat as hell And too drat sensitive. "Oh poo poo a coworker made a mistake let me get fired for assault!"
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Jun 2, 2018 17:38
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Jun 2, 2018 17:51
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Noooooooooo
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Jun 2, 2018 17:54
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So the writer invented a story about a popular very pretty girl getting owned by a pretty Tumblr girl and didn't even run after her to get a phone number or become friends or anything? 
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Jun 2, 2018 17:55
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... How can you write something this bad an unbelievable.
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