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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I don't understand why the Wii U pro controller doesn't work with it

It doesn't have gyro

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

found this cool FAQ in the games switch thread op

Should I tell the thread if I am sexually attracted to a Nintendo character?

No, you shouldn’t do that. That kind of content would belong more in PYF. No shame here, but this is not the place to hear about it. People tend to not even take kindly to joking about it, because this is a thread for discussing Nintendo switch, not for making fun of deviantart or whatever. That’s all well and good, but before you post weird fanart for kicks, maybe ask yourself real hard if it is actually funny.

Haha

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Can't tell people you're horny, can't tell people to kill themselves, not sure what the games forum is even for anymore

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Ah, Twintelle's Law.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Games forum mod "FactsAreUseless" banning me for just posting "Bayonetta" in the switch thread

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

elf help book posted:

Games forum mod "FactsAreUseless" banning me for just posting "Bayonetta" in the switch thread
It was a necessary sacrifice... to delete horniness from the forums...

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
fincheresque flying camera swoops along the incredible hills and valleys of bayonetta's huge rear end and mound, through the layers of plastic and glass in my tv, and out through my living room, to focus on my face where i tell the viewer to not be a loving creep

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HolePisser1982 posted:

fincheresque flying camera swoops along the incredible hills and valleys of bayonetta's huge rear end and mound, through the layers of plastic and glass in my tv, and out through my living room, to focus on my face where i tell the viewer to not be a loving creep

hahahah

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

A cool one i saw recently in the Games thread for splatoon 2 was someone complaining that the squids were too sexy.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

In Training posted:

A cool one i saw recently in the Games thread for splatoon 2 was someone complaining that the squids were too sexy.
Am I a pedophile? No, it is the children who are too sexy.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


FactsAreUseless posted:

Am I a pedophile? No, it is the children who are too sexy.

lol

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

In Training posted:

A cool one i saw recently in the Games thread for splatoon 2 was someone complaining that the squids were too sexy.

I wish I could find a clip of Horatio Sanz yelling Too Sexy!! from the Antonio Banderas Show sketch on SNL

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Nostradingus posted:

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Nostradingus posted:

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

Haha

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Nostradingus posted:

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

lmao

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

FactsAreUseless posted:

Am I a pedophile? No, it is the children who are too sexy.

Nostradingus posted:

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

lmao

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Me: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lmfao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lmao

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lmao

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

I.N.R.I posted:

oh, yeah, i also wanted to ask the question i was reading that thread in the first place for. is a pro controller like a necessary thing to have with a switch, like are some games much better with it? im getting one shortly so i wanna know what i need exactly

the d pad is grade a trash but the rest is okay. i'd try to find one used instead of ponying up 70 dollars for one. or a million lyra or whatever you use in britain ahaha

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

Lmfao

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lol

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lol

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

the d pad is grade a trash but the rest is okay. i'd try to find one used instead of ponying up 70 dollars for one. or a million lyra or whatever you use in britain ahaha

we use baht. we are all bahty boys here in britain

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

the d pad is grade a trash but the rest is okay. i'd try to find one used instead of ponying up 70 dollars for one. or a million lyra or whatever you use in britain ahaha

They cost like sixty quid which is about 85 dollars because we live on a miserable hell island

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

They cost like sixty quid which is about 85 dollars because we live on a miserable hell island

Fifty quid mate. Just looked it up on Ask Jeeves

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

Lmfao

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
i think the pro controller is nice but also i played hundreds of hours of switch with the joycon grip just fine before i got one

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lol

fa-GYO
Mar 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

lol

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

who teh gently caress still cares about megaman

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1001478279440863234

fa-GYO
Mar 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Goon: As you can plainly see from my evidence modern nintendo is slowly attempting to normalize child pornography, I think you can especially appreciate the screenshots from the upcoming Splatoon 2 dlc trailer
Seafood counter guy at the supermarket: *trying to wave down manager over in the produce aisle*

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


I might play it depending on how expensive it is

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

Lmao

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008


I do

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