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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Inco posted:

Hey, my name's Alex too, except it's my middle name so everything gets hosed up between using my given first name, Alexander, and Alex.

Your name is Alexander Alex?

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Alexander Alex Alexson, from Alexandria

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Alexander Alex Alexson, from Alexandria

I take it you drive a Lexus?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I get called Alex and Xander depending on the group I am interacting with and I actively get confused on what to call myself. Maybe JP was right

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
It’s official, we’ve run out of things to be nostalgic about.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
What do you mean Czechoslovakia isn't a country anymore???

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
"Only 80s kids will remember this thing no one gave a gently caress about in the first place"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

hanales posted:

It’s official, we’ve run out of things to be nostalgic about.



The best thing about pull down maps is sneaking into class and taping porn to them so the next day when the teacher pulls them down they show the class porn.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1001285940999016450
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1001391226988388353
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1001432565931225088

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I love all the replies that are like “why did she delete her tweets?” Idk maybe because she was tired of them being harassment cesspools?

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Canned Panda has a new favorite as of 18:29 on May 29, 2018

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Didn't realize IMC was non-binary. Good for them for finally coming out.

Serf
May 5, 2011


drat i never thought i would see the day that imc made an intentionally funny post

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Elon Musk is a manbaby lame-o and I hope he stews at night thinking about these big bad journalists oppressing him.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

belt posted:

Elon Musk is a manbaby lame-o and I hope he stews at night thinking about these big bad journalists oppressing him.

Judging by his whining recently, he most certainly does.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Grimes' music is sure to get through to him at any moment

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
My mom's church friend that is always at family events friended me on Facebook. It's going to be hard not to touch the poop because she posts a lot of it.





Confusing millennials for post-millennials.
"You can't do [thing] that is completely unrelated. You are dumb and useless!"
"My millennial was raised right!"
Completely ignores the fact that their generation raised millennials and (in some instances) post-millennials.
Someone comes in with a valid point and it is completely missed.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




its all nice on rice posted:

My mom's church friend that is always at family events friended me on Facebook. It's going to be hard not to touch the poop because she posts a lot of it.



I assume they know the Gunny here is most famous for playing a character that instigated the bullying of someone to the point of them killing him in a murder-suicide?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Millennials are 30 now. Those kids are Gen Z.

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/jarbasfaria/status/1000113845778632704



The entire thread is :psyduck: and it just goes on and on. Pretty much everyone who replies is an IOSM.

The Duck of Death has a new favorite as of 17:04 on May 29, 2018

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I don't understand how people continue to make memes about kids these days being soft compared to the soldiers of WWII/Vietnam/whatever when we've literally been at war for an entire generation and tons of people under 25 have been killed during it.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I don't understand how people continue to make memes about kids these days being soft compared to the soldiers of WWII/Vietnam/whatever when we've literally been at war for an entire generation and tons of people under 25 have been killed during it.

Because that's never been the point, the point is that they don't like that kids these days are different from them.

Archaeologists have found evidence of people in antiquity bitching about the development of the written alphabet as making kids these days stupid and soft.

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/smoothpolitics/status/1001316808912236546
https://twitter.com/gzusscripes1/status/1001455958608957442
https://twitter.com/jamswft/status/1001457003011723265
https://twitter.com/gzusscripes1/status/1001459808669655041

Yellow Ant has a new favorite as of 17:42 on May 29, 2018

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Guess who just got cancelled:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2018/05/29/roseanne-barr-apologizes-racially-charged-tweets-obama-adviser/650973002/

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
And now for million-dollar tweets:

2am this morning:


2pm today:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1001520456405585920

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Squidster posted:

And now for million-dollar tweets:

2am this morning:


2pm today:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1001520456405585920

Good.
Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Squidster posted:

And now for million-dollar tweets:

2am this morning:


2pm today:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1001520456405585920

Christ what an rear end in a top hat. I'm glad she lost her show already. Idiot.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
the countdown to Roseanne appearing on InfoWars begins

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

And they say SA has no influence anymore.

(Picture is of poster Micromancer posing for one of several silly pictures)

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

china bot posted:

the countdown to Roseanne appearing on InfoWars begins

it'll be more entertaining than her canceled show was

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

roseanne is literally crazy so I was pretty surprised her show got a reboot at all

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

its all nice on rice posted:

My mom's church friend that is always at family events friended me on Facebook. It's going to be hard not to touch the poop because she posts a lot of it.





Confusing millennials for post-millennials.
"You can't do [thing] that is completely unrelated. You are dumb and useless!"
"My millennial was raised right!"
Completely ignores the fact that their generation raised millennials and (in some instances) post-millennials.
Someone comes in with a valid point and it is completely missed.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

hawowanlawow posted:

roseanne is literally crazy so I was pretty surprised her show got a reboot at all




i'm sorry

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1001524392214585344

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

Good idea. I too pay for things with my bank records.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


"Blockchain" basically means "perpetual money machine," right? That's what that thing is?

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
this just really cracked me up for some reason. like don't get me wrong, we're hosed, but I read it in a Dax Shepard in Idiocracy voice.
https://twitter.com/SylviaCorso/status/1001537126553608193

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Puppy Time posted:

"Blockchain" basically means "perpetual money machine," right? That's what that thing is?
don't you worry about _, let me worry about _

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




:allears: oh please,please do this.

The power generated by the selfown when it fails would be enough to power a small city.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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joylessdivision posted:

The power generated by the selfown when it fails would be enough to power a small city.

That's what they said about the galaxy note 7 heyoooo

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