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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
yeah rip

https://twitter.com/kpfallon/status/1001520302692687872?s=19

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1001521564657971200?s=19

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

looooooooooooooooooooool

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cue Two Scoops to tweet that they're targeting her for being a fan of his, no mention of the racism at play.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Gasps went around the office immediately followed by “contact our ABC reps!”

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-hlcw8VnU

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Eej posted:

SA gave us moot and thus 4chan leading to the alt right. It also gave us LF, leading to weird Twitter, damaged leftists and the current form of the DSA. Also Brown Moses and Bellingcat. In conclusion, SA is a land of contrasts.

The legend of Benjiman Gazi and his alter ego vilerat was born here.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


pantslesswithwolves posted:

When you have no idea what it means when someone tells you that it’s never been easier for young, angry and isolated males to shoot hot loads all over the place.

:golfclap:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's all Dan's dying dream. As he lay there suffering from the infarction, he has a vision of Roseanne in the future and decides death is preferable.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
China is going whole hog with the soft power plays this week. Among others, I present this:

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/05/china-just-invited-the-world-to-its-space-station

Note, this doesn't mean "Bring your spaceships to us, and we'll let you dock", but rather "Pay us, and we'll send one of your people (no Indians, please) up to tool around on our planned* space station". How long before they launch the first Taiwanese Taikonaut?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

That photograph stealing stuff is good fyi for me.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the cancellation of Roseanne will lead to the 21st century Kristallnacht

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

"Buh whattabout free speech?"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fister Roboto posted:

Who the gently caress buys porn as physical media anymore?

Hipsters jerking off to analog pornography

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Enough hard copies of porn are still sold that they can still justify selling "video head cleaner."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sometimes you just feel like a vintage spank.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Eej posted:

SA gave us moot and thus 4chan leading to the alt right. It also gave us LF, leading to weird Twitter, damaged leftists and the current form of the DSA. Also Brown Moses and Bellingcat. In conclusion, SA is a land of contrasts.

SA gave us Caro and he’s a loving national treasure.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

SA gave us Caro and he’s a loving national treasure.

SA gave the internet Let's Plays... Which is kinda ok, inoffensive mostly.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Sometimes you just feel like a vintage spank.

https://youtu.be/BDCrySa52YE

My ability to find anything- ANYTHING- that looked like a boob in scrambled porn rivaled that of most abstract art critics.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

people not understanding that cancelling a tv show has nothing to do with the 1a is always funny

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

people not understanding that cancelling a tv show has nothing to do with the 1a is always funny

This. Or getting fired from a job.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

Enough hard copies of porn are still sold that they can still justify selling "video head cleaner."

Man, I figured all the old dirty gas huffers would have died off by now.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

people not understanding that cancelling a tv show has nothing to do with the 1a is always funny

And none of this was prompted by upset advertisers. Some found out a little before the twitter announcement. Most everyone else got the news as it was released.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

That Works posted:

This. Or getting fired from a job.

I'm pretty sure the 1A means I can say whatever the gently caress I want, and if you get mad about it or I face any consequences at all, you're anti-American! Now hold my beer, gonna go demand we fire some football players.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Mr. Nice! posted:

Enough hard copies of porn are still sold that they can still justify selling "video head cleaner."

Ehhhh. To truckers and their old school 13" tv/VHS bunk units, maybe. When I worked for an adult store (2, actually, same company), we had a hard time selling VHS tapes to anyone but crusty old truckers. They were a rough bunch 11 years ago, I can only imagine the warehouse full of VHS porn that company still had when I left.

So much 80s transgender porn.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Palate Cleanse: The old Fox newsreel films did a series of interviews of incredibly old people in the 1920s and U of SC is cleaning them up and putting the collection on youtube.


Graybeard. Graybeard Never Changes. posted:

Well, I guess back then we didn't have all the fancy telegraphs and I remember clearly looking out and seeing 10 to 20, never less than 10 sailing vessels on the Hudson. Now you see maybe one in three months, it's all steamboats. Everyone's in such a hurry now.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=1cGEe2makeM

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1001530262931623938?s=20

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

SA gave us Caro and he’s a loving national treasure.

I've said it til im blue in the face but the whole Caro thing is just... fantastic. I mean it's hardly believable.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
rip governor of Missouri (finally)

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/1001570361174085632?s=19

The sex/rape poo poo might not have been enough alone, but that and combining the misuse of a charity fundraiser list for campaign donations basically sealed that he could either quit or be impeached.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:13 on May 29, 2018

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I can tell none of you have buttsex very often.

video head cleaner is how amyl nitrates aka poppers are legally sold at sex shops despite the fact that VHS players and tapes are basically extinct

bengy81 posted:

Man, I figured all the old dirty gas huffers would have died off by now.

Plenty of young people need clean cassettes as well, sir.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can tell none of you have buttsex very often.

June thread title.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can tell none of you have buttsex very often.

video head cleaner is how amyl nitrates aka poppers are legally sold at sex shops despite the fact that VHS players and tapes are basically extinct


Plenty of young people need clean cassettes as well, sir.

Additionally, crack cocaine and meth usage is also why you can find those little roses sold in a glass tube and boxes of Chore Boy scrubbing pads at every gas station.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

facialimpediment posted:

rip governor of Missouri (finally)

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/1001570361174085632?s=19

The sex/rape poo poo might not have been enough alone, but that and combining the misuse of a charity fundraiser list for campaign donations basically sealed that he could either quit or be impeached.

Turns out that running on a "drain the swamp" platform when your own party is "the swamp" doesn't endear you to the people who can impeach you.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

Additionally, crack cocaine and meth usage is also why you can find those little roses sold in a glass tube and boxes of Chore Boy scrubbing pads at every gas station.

Also cigarillos. Who the hell smokes Phillies without weed.

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

psydude posted:

Also cigarillos. Who the hell smokes Phillies without weed.

Dumb nerdy teenagers that can't afford real cigars

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


dead

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Wasabi the J posted:

Additionally, crack cocaine and meth usage is also why you can find those little roses sold in a glass tube and boxes of Chore Boy scrubbing pads at every gas station.

They also sell pairs of socks for huffing and shoelaces for tying off heroin.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
And they sell those coded jelly bracelets so the middle schoolers can tell each other if they do anal.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Not The Onion

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1001586917903863808

Burger King Pyongyang with Juche Bar

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can tell none of you have buttsex very often.

video head cleaner is how amyl nitrates aka poppers are legally sold at sex shops despite the fact that VHS players and tapes are basically extinct


Plenty of young people need clean cassettes as well, sir.



poppers own

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wasabi the J posted:

Additionally, crack cocaine and meth usage is also why you can find those little roses sold in a glass tube and boxes of Chore Boy scrubbing pads at every gas station.

I mean you could probably use them for any sort of smokable as a makeshift chillum.

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