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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

i'm going to respec my runemancer so i have more points in one rune weakening skill and one elemental damage spell instead of thinly spread across 3 wish me luck

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

The blue bot

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Am I a pedophile? No, it is the children who are too sexy.

Nostradingus posted:

(being shoved into back of police car) how can I be attracted to a kid now if they're a squid now???

I.N.R.I posted:

Prosecutor: take a look at these. i have here exib. 1 a picture of a child and exib. 2 a picture of 5 frozen squid fillets, vacuum packed and ready to be sold at a coastal fishery
Defendant: tentacool i choose you lel. not my fav nintendo IP tbh but at least the marine creatures in pokemon arent super slutty and offensive tbh.
Judge: Youre wired up wrong in the head. I sentence you to 40 years in the "snake cave"

Lmfao

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

[thinking to my adult self gamer brain which is very smart and looks at erowid] would be far less turned on if the song words went, you're a squid, you're a fat hunched over masturbatory 44 year old nintendo fan who gets drunk on a tuesday while looking at hentai and shows up to work smelling like cumin and farts, you're a squid now, you're a fat hunched over masturbatory 44 year old nintendo fan who gets drunk on a tuesday while looking at hentai and shows up to work smelling like cumin and fart now

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

FactsAreUseless posted:

It was a necessary sacrifice... to delete horniness from the forums...

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/776480292500606977

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Apparently there’s a 90 minute event tonight at 9PM EST to unveil Pokémon for Switch

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

lmfao at all the posts i missed

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Apparently there’s a 90 minute event tonight at 9PM EST to unveil Pokémon for Switch

It's a phone game port :staredog:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/ynakamura56/status/1001631796855898113?s=20

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
the new pokemon is the bullshit yellow remake that plays like pokemon go thats been rumored for months but theyre making a regular one still thats out in 2019 so you can ignore it

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Dec 23, 2004

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Lmfao

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Dec 23, 2004

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

absolutely anything posted:

the new pokemon is the bullshit yellow remake that plays like pokemon go thats been rumored for months but theyre making a regular one still thats out in 2019 so you can ignore it

I figured they weren't complete maniacs...phew

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

It looks like it has regular Pokémon battles though

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


cool, we get a gen 1 remake and then whatever the 2019 game is. sounds good to me

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
normies seem to like it so success on that front i guess

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Pokemon is the Nintendo series I care about least so idgaf.

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Dec 23, 2004

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The switch is one of the most regrettable purchases for a console I’ve made in a long time. 3 years in and it has exactly one game

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

Ween posted:

The switch is one of the most regrettable purchases for a console I’ve made in a long time. 3 years in and it has exactly one game

DOwn for some RDR and Halo MCC tonight?

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ynakamura56/status/1001646246946267137 I'm just laughing, wild pokemon are caught like pokemon go by just chuckin balls. This game exists b/c niantic needs help selling their poo poo.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Ween posted:

The switch is one of the most regrettable purchases for a console I’ve made in a long time. 3 years in and it has exactly one game

obvious troll is obvious, everyone knows it was released march 3, 2017

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Ween posted:

The switch is one of the most regrettable purchases for a console I’ve made in a long time. 3 years in and it has exactly one game

you should try other games besides skyrim

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

spent too long in the black baby hyperbolic time chamber

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

elf help book posted:

you should try other games besides skyrim

Lol

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shove me like you do posted:

https://twitter.com/ynakamura56/status/1001646246946267137 I'm just laughing, wild pokemon are caught like pokemon go by just chuckin balls. This game exists b/c niantic needs help selling their poo poo.

That's so lame.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

hard to believe the atari 2600 has been out for 10000 years and only has 2 games

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

you should try other games besides skyrim

lol

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Dec 23, 2004

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elf help book posted:

you should try other games besides skyrim

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
This is soyed out. A tragedy.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
is pokemon quest just an even worse and even uglier pokemon rumble

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Dec 23, 2004

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elf help book posted:

is pokemon quest just an even worse and even uglier pokemon rumble

Tons of micro transactions lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

elf help book posted:

is pokemon quest just an even worse and even uglier pokemon rumble

[after googling both pokemon quest and pokemon rumble] i don't know

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/ynakamura56/status/1001639245411368960?s=20

Around $50 for that pokeball controller.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

the switch is gonna be so fuckin good. FINALLY fuckin pokemon on a console! finally fuckin MONSTER HUNTER on a console!!
[1 year later]
HAHA ok well iguess you cant have everything

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Or anything. The switch as of May 29th 2018 has one (1) game.

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