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bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Looks like McCain's gonna make it past the special election date. Not that it would have mattered, they were working on changing the law if it didn't go their way but oh well.

edit:

I'm a rebel!

bird food bathtub fucked around with this message at 23:36 on May 29, 2018

# ? May 29, 2018 23:31

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 01:34

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can tell none of you have buttsex very often.

video head cleaner is how amyl nitrates aka poppers are legally sold at sex shops despite the fact that VHS players and tapes are basically extinct

Plenty of young people need clean cassettes as well, sir.

How many dudes have you hosed in the rear end?

# ? May 29, 2018 23:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Viva Miriya posted:

How many dudes have you hosed in the rear end?

What, like today?

# ? May 29, 2018 23:45

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1001593785535512576

Mark Hamill continues to be a national treasure. Hope he does some more Trump tweets in the Joker voice.

# ? May 29, 2018 23:47

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

What, like today?

Maybe this week?

# ? May 29, 2018 23:49

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Dude, Luke is ok

# ? May 29, 2018 23:50

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

mods change my name posted:

Dude, Luke is ok

Cool Man Luke.

# ? May 29, 2018 23:50

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

The whole head cleaner/poppers thing is blowing my mind. I know about poppers, didn't know video head cleaner was/is slang for it.

Probably because the stores I worked at didn't sell either. Stupid boring Midwest chain store.

# ? May 29, 2018 23:52

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

bird food bathtub posted:

I'm a rebel!

I'm a cat fancier!

# ? May 29, 2018 23:54

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1001593785535512576

Mark Hamill continues to be a national treasure. Hope he does some more Trump tweets in the Joker voice.

Hamill is forever my joker

# ? May 30, 2018 00:00

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can tell none of you have buttsex very often.

video head cleaner is how amyl nitrates aka poppers are legally sold at sex shops despite the fact that VHS players and tapes are basically extinct

Plenty of young people need clean cassettes as well, sir.

Has anyone told you about foreplay?

# ? May 30, 2018 00:04

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Dodge is building a Corvette clone.

SlashGear: 2021 Dodge Viper marks return of a legend sans V10.
https://www.slashgear.com/2021-dodge-viper-marks-return-of-a-legend-sans-v10-29532174/

# ? May 30, 2018 00:15

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Soulex posted:

"Buh whattabout free speech?"

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

people not understanding that cancelling a tv show has nothing to do with the 1a is always funny

That Works posted:

This. Or getting fired from a job.

Roseanne's cancellation feels even less justified from a 1st Amendment perspective than any prospective firing of a kneeling NFL player because she made her ignorant political statement on her own time.

And she took a lot of folks' jobs with her.

Wonder if ABC was already looking for the first chance to bail on that turd.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:17

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

That comparison doesn't hold a lot of water because the kneeling is a political protest while her tweet was straight up offensive.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:23

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

They probably were. Whitney Cummings was already leaving, Sykes was already walking, and it's not like Roseanne is really drawing talented writers.

Her poo poo show is going to be picked up, mark my words. Tim Allen got picked back up because of conservative clammering, albeit by another network, but ABC is going to sell off rights and let someone else carry her dumb rear end eventually.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:24

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Victor Vermis posted:

Roseanne's cancellation feels even less justified from a 1st Amendment perspective than any prospective firing of a kneeling NFL player because she made her ignorant political statement on her own time.

And she took a lot of folks' jobs with her.

Wonder if ABC was already looking for the first chance to bail on that turd.

Her twitter has been retweeting a bunch of Q-anon and really out there rightwing poo poo for a while, I imagine some of the admin over there probably figured this was gonna happen, plus throw in the whole 'caught the president's eye' thing and I bet there was at least a discussion or two about 'this poo poo is not going to be worth it any second.'

# ? May 30, 2018 00:24

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The whole head cleaner/poppers thing is blowing my mind. I know about poppers, didn't know video head cleaner was/is slang for it.

Probably because the stores I worked at didn't sell either. Stupid boring Midwest chain store.

Head shop i worked at sold nitrous so you could do homemade whipped cream :v:

# ? May 30, 2018 00:28

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

They probably were. Whitney Cummings was already leaving, Sykes was already walking, and it's not like Roseanne is really drawing talented writers.

Her poo poo show is going to be picked up, mark my words. Tim Allen got picked back up because of conservative clammering, albeit by another network, but ABC is going to sell off rights and let someone else carry her dumb rear end eventually.

I doubt it. Tim Allen is an idiot but he's not running around going "Black people = monkey lol!" Even if Fox decided to pick her up as straight propaganda the rest of the stars would immediately walk out.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:28

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

We didn't even sell that. It was a pretty clean cut chain, didn't even have jack shacks in either store.

I'm kinda curious how young chuds would react to Roseannes' old national anthem attempt.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:29

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Casimir Radon posted:

I doubt it. Tim Allen is an idiot but he's not running around going "Black people = monkey lol!" Even if Fox decided to pick her up as straight propaganda the rest of the stars would immediately walk out.

I hope you are right, but 2018, nothing matters.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:30

Madurai: Jun 26, 2012

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

We didn't even sell that. It was a pretty clean cut chain, didn't even have jack shacks in either store.

I'm kinda curious how young chuds would react to Roseannes' old national anthem attempt.

They'd say "fake news" and keep on chuddin'.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:36

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

It wouldn't be as big of a deal if the show wasn't called Roseanne. It's really hard to disconnect that from a PR perspective.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:37

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

I'm hyped for a new season of Dan

# ? May 30, 2018 00:40

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Casimir Radon posted:

I doubt it. Tim Allen is an idiot but he's not running around going "Black people = monkey lol!" Even if Fox decided to pick her up as straight propaganda the rest of the stars would immediately walk out.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Fox being sold off by NewsMax anyway? IIRC, they're only keeping FoxNews and FoxBusiness. Plus, Fox has never toed the conservative line; it was a separate business unit, and its shows constantly shat on FoxNews.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:44

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

They probably were. Whitney Cummings was already leaving, Sykes was already walking, and it's not like Roseanne is really drawing talented writers.

Her poo poo show is going to be picked up, mark my words. Tim Allen got picked back up because of conservative clammering, albeit by another network, but ABC is going to sell off rights and let someone else carry her dumb rear end eventually.

They weren�t. Roseanne got a huge push at ABC�s upfront a few weeks ago. She was a presenter. This is a big surprise.

# ? May 30, 2018 00:57

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm hyped for a new season of Dan

God drat if only Roseanne was dead and Dan was the writer

# ? May 30, 2018 01:04

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

holocaust bloopers posted:

They weren�t. Roseanne got a huge push at ABC�s upfront a few weeks ago. She was a presenter. This is a big surprise.

The show had the top ratings in it's timeslot.

# ? May 30, 2018 01:11

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

holocaust bloopers posted:

They weren’t. Roseanne got a huge push at ABC’s upfront a few weeks ago. She was a presenter. This is a big surprise.

Cummings said last week or the week prior she was walking after this season. Sykes didn't say anything until today.

5/18:

https://news.avclub.com/whitney-cummings-is-leaving-roseanne-1826156123

# ? May 30, 2018 01:11

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

psydude posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Fox being sold off by NewsMax anyway? IIRC, they're only keeping FoxNews and FoxBusiness. Plus, Fox has never toed the conservative line; it was a separate business unit, and its shows constantly shat on FoxNews.

NewsCorp is not Newsmax.

# ? May 30, 2018 01:13

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mr. Nice! posted:

The show had the top ratings in it's timeslot.

Yea Roseanne is a significant reason why ABC is expensive as all get out. Well was, anyway.

# ? May 30, 2018 01:14

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

if advertisers got hosed out of this its like extra good because I mean seriously

# ? May 30, 2018 01:16

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

# ? May 30, 2018 01:17

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

Third World Reggin posted:

# ? May 30, 2018 01:18

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Third World Reggin posted:

# ? May 30, 2018 01:19

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Stultus Maximus posted:

NewsCorp is not Newsmax.

coulda fooled me :v:

# ? May 30, 2018 01:24

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

holocaust bloopers posted:

They weren’t. Roseanne got a huge push at ABC’s upfront a few weeks ago. She was a presenter. This is a big surprise.

The fact that ABC is run by an African American female may have something to do with the decision. Many networks run by white males would probably have waffled until they were forced to take action or people forgot about it.

# ? May 30, 2018 01:29

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

So are poppers like.... a viagra thing? Or like a weak and lovely molly thing?idgi what do they do

Or are they like cocain

I'm sorry I did reap drugs growing up??

# ? May 30, 2018 01:44