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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

Eh, I'd say it comes second after his suicide note.

:randvince:

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


These all look like fake flags from a random world Europa Universalis game.

Also Iamvanosexuals sound like real assholes.

Mr Luxury Yacht has a new favorite as of 00:14 on May 29, 2018

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm sexually aroused my blondes with big titties, somebody make me a flag tia

you already have a flag:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Back to comics and not Tumblr losers, namaste

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
Holy poo poo thank you

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




seems like a bad time to open your mouth

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


I wonder if anyone's sat down to make Anglish forms of these? Can pansexual be allfuckling?

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jesus, Nancy got like a thousand times better when they sacked Guy for being a creeper

lofi
Apr 2, 2018





What sexuality is this? :haw:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

You know what isn't going to be a loss? If this guy stops making comics.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

You know what isn't going to be a loss? If this guy stops making comics.

Some of them are alright

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Feh, you thought tumblr sexuality was out of this world? :nws: Get on Oglaf's level! :nws:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nude posted:

:eng101: Let me get out the chart:


It's semaphore, except all it communicates is "you will probably learn more about my self diagnosed mental illness than mega man in my thirty minute youtube mega man retrospective."

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

That's not what testing positive means

:drat:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

mysterious frankie posted:

It's semaphore, except all it communicates is "you will probably learn more about my self diagnosed mental illness than mega man in my thirty minute youtube mega man retrospective."

This is really specific.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
And surprisingly common.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

marshmallow creep posted:

FFS aceflux is defined as switching between asexual, which is defined, and allosexual, which isn't. So what did they flux into? Minerals? Are they sometimes a sexual diamond but maybe other times a sexual piece of graphite?

Allosexual is the opposite of homeosexual, which is where you sexuality is diluted thousands of times until no trace element is detectable in a solution, which paradoxically makes your sexuality ultra-powerful.


EDIT: getting back on topic:

TapTheForwardAssist has a new favorite as of 19:02 on May 29, 2018

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
It makes me sad that there's a civilian out there that thinks Terminal Lance is satire. It's not.

Edit: I speak from experience.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

In my defense I got told like a million times not to gently caress the students and I don't think I was ever specifically told not to take apart my M9 while on watch.

Mr. Bad Guy has a new favorite as of 19:14 on May 29, 2018

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Karate Bastard posted:

This is really specific.

It's that old comedy chestnut where you want to be more specific with your references, preferably silly. That thing I said is the Lake Cucamonga of how one might conduct their life.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

It makes me sad that there's a civilian out there that thinks Terminal Lance is satire. It's not.

Edit: I speak from experience.

Very much so.

This is probably the most famous and quoted Terminal Lance:



Again this is 100% not satire. The Marine Corps (at least while I was in) is incredibly into homoerotic content. And if a guy got mad at you for slapping him on the rear end or calling him "sweet cheeks" you'd mock the hell out of him for being a pussy. Basically, if you actually *were* gay you could just sincerely sexually harass other men constantly and it wouldn't stand out at all.

Here's a Duffel Blog based on that (though about the Army):

Meet the soldier who holds the world record for ‘gay chicken’

quote:

Sources offered other examples of his relentless dedication to the game, including his near-constant praise for the repeal of the military’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy, and Baker’s recent engagement to a male stripper named Barney.

“His stamina in the game is just incredible,” said Sgt. Michael Strickland, his squad leader. “At one point he even had sex with a man in his barracks room to really prove his bonafides.”

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Time to pack it in guys we've been out-gayed.
might as well focus on being dead now.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Pumps were probably the most homoerotic I remember people doing.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BrandorKP posted:

Pumps were probably the most homoerotic I remember people doing.

Pumps like heels or pumps like giving your buddy a quick reach around?

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Who What Now posted:

Pumps like heels or pumps like giving your buddy a quick reach around?

Academy football players.

They would knock each other down and hump each other sort of like a dog humping a leg.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BrandorKP posted:

Academy football players.

They would knock each other down and hump each other sort of like a dog humping a leg.

This was done in highschool too.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Enough about sexuality, please. Emmy already asked once.

Len posted:

When I was a teen we were on the internet trying to out1337 each other. This is just the current generation doing the same thing only more retarded because now I'm almost 30 and I don't understand.
Also, perhaps I continue to be overly sensitive to this sort of statement, but please don't do this. I understand "retarded" is still in fairly common use as a pejorative, but I think it's pretty unpleasant to compare differently abled people to people that you simply find foolish or contemptible. There are plenty of other words available to you. :)



edit for some beartato:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 03:30 on May 30, 2018

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Zil posted:

This was done in highschool too.

I'm reasonably certain that's just something people do to each other and have always done to each other.

...we're more like dogs than we think.

OR ARE THE DOGS LIKE US?!? :tinfoil:

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Unmature
May 9, 2008

dismissive jerkoff motion

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Unmature posted:

dismissive jerkoff motion
:jerkbag:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Unmature posted:

dismissive jerkoff motion

[heavy metal music playing]

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

[heavy metal music playing]

Crankin' that dick like a whammy bar

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