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It's like a murder mystery but about jizz. Whodunnit? e: Every time the lights go out to a flash of lightning and a peel of thunder they come back to to something else with spooge on it.
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# ? May 29, 2018 14:44 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 14:29 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:It's like a murder mystery but about jizz. I thought this was a Star Wars thread for a moment there. A Star Wars murder mystery can be a noir story and that includes plenty of jizz music.
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# ? May 29, 2018 14:47 |
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The MSJ posted:I thought this was a Star Wars thread for a moment there. A Star Wars murder mystery can be a noir story and that includes plenty of jizz music. Make the protagonist a Jizz-Wailer down on their luck.
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# ? May 29, 2018 15:40 |
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Hey you! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a serial killer? Well, good news! https://store.steampowered.com/app/848650/Torture_Chamber/ In most games, you need to settle for being a mere spree killer. Finally, a relaxing game about being a process killer! Looking for that to bring it up here, I counted 79 items released on Steam 5/29 by 2:20pm EST.
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# ? May 29, 2018 19:25 |
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Finally, Manhunt looks nuanced and well designed!
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# ? May 29, 2018 19:55 |
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Compared to most of the games presented in this thread, Manhunt feels more like a nuanced high-approach big concept media satire instead of the stinking tv-show-murder-simulator with terrible controls and bad graphics that it actually was...
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# ? May 29, 2018 19:57 |
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Oh god, I'm dying. The school shooter game made broadcast news this morning. Bonus points, the news presented it as a big professional thing and not some hack job put together by some idiot kid. And to the best of my knowledge ignored his other great works like "White Power: Pure Voltage", "Tyde Pod Challenge", and "Furry"
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# ? May 29, 2018 20:08 |
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I would like to see this story.
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# ? May 29, 2018 20:20 |
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OutOfPrint posted:Hey you! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a serial killer? Well, good news! https://store.steampowered.com/app/848650/Torture_Chamber/ A remake of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0aQsYsAdQE
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# ? May 29, 2018 23:48 |
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Someone page Freak Futanari ASAP: https://store.steampowered.com/app/790410/Futanari_Quest/
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# ? May 30, 2018 01:37 |
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https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680 Looks like Valve finally banned the Active Shooter dev.
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# ? May 30, 2018 07:26 |
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Rectus posted:https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680 Lookin forward to the meltdown in 2 days
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# ? May 30, 2018 07:53 |
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jonsicoli posted:Lookin forward to the meltdown in 2 days i don't think someone is even there to melt down, it sounds like a meme kusoge sweatshop that produces asset flips using markov generators to determine the theme
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# ? May 30, 2018 07:55 |
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The Joe Man posted:Someone page Freak Futanari ASAP: https://store.steampowered.com/app/790410/Futanari_Quest/ well, how good are the rpg mechanics
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# ? May 30, 2018 08:00 |
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DisDisDis posted:well, I'll let you know
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# ? May 30, 2018 08:30 |
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Rectus posted:https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680 So we now know what it takes to make valve pretend they curate the store: being yelled at on national news.
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# ? May 30, 2018 11:24 |
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FoolyCharged posted:So we now know what it takes to make valve pretend they curate the store: being yelled at on national news. Or mass reporting by Christian concern groups. Basically anything that annoys Gaben enough.
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# ? May 30, 2018 12:31 |
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Rectus posted:https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680 This is the second or third boot he's gotten. Apparently this is the same dude behind BCInteractive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSOKJGJ1tck
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# ? May 30, 2018 12:34 |
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The MSJ posted:A remake of this? From The More Like This: "Super Seducer: How to Talk To Girls." Oh, Steam.
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# ? May 30, 2018 14:29 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:This is the second or third boot he's gotten. Apparently this is the same dude behind BCInteractive. imagine a boot, stamping down on a racist rear end in a top hat, forever.
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# ? May 30, 2018 14:32 |
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double nine posted:imagine a boot, stamping down on a racist rear end in a top hat, forever. Except the boot only actually stamps down when enough people are actively complaining about the racist to it, and it stops once they get bored and wander off. Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 30, 2018 |
# ? May 30, 2018 14:48 |
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It's a soft, padded, squeeky boot.
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# ? May 30, 2018 16:30 |
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Oh drat he'll have to come up with a new name and give valve another $100 to get his next game on steam
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# ? May 30, 2018 16:51 |
lets hang out posted:Oh drat he'll have to come up with a new name and give valve another $100 to get his next game on steam How many knives can you get for $100? Asking for a friend...
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:55 |
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good knives or cheapie poo poo?
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:38 |
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CommissarMega posted:Just watch perfect runs and read the non-h doujs. It's not like Touhou has SUPER STRICT CANON DO NOT DEVIATE kind of stuff. Touhou is too easy to be interesting. It's passé.
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# ? May 31, 2018 23:13 |
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In my discovery queue today: https://store.steampowered.com/app/875280/AIDS_Simulator/ couple other quality titles from same "dev" https://store.steampowered.com/app/705600/ISIS_Simulator/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/862620/Triggering_Simulator/
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:06 |
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quote:ABOUT THIS GAME
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:46 |
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They should add trading cards too
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 13:02 |
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How long before it triggers the feature that formats your hard drive?
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 13:04 |
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Sininu posted:yikes Report them.
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 15:46 |
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The puppet master defense to surpass all puppet master defenses
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 16:38 |
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corn in the bible posted:Touhou is too easy to be interesting. It's passé. I don't like the slow, super intricate pattern style of bullet hell but i could do with more bullshit easy shmups. doubt i could beat a 2hu these days
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 17:06 |
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END ME SCOOB posted:ORION: Dino Horde
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 17:50 |
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AIDS Simulator posted:Features: This is almost surreal.
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 21:47 |
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Gynovore posted:This is almost surreal. The NO NUDITY is the deal breaker for me
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 22:06 |
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Sininu posted:In my discovery queue today: I feel like these were made specifically to mock Valve
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 00:36 |
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I remember saying years and years ago that Greenlight was a horrible idea in general and that Valve needs to have a fully staffed team conducting quality control if they wanna go through with anything like that and the only response anyone could come back with was along the lines of “STFU more games = betterer” and, well, LOL
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 00:38 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I feel like these were made specifically to mock Valve Definitely, and Valve probably has no idea/doesn't care even though surely there has been many reports on those games because of Jim Sterling and Resetera threads. It needs to blow up big like school shooter simulator did for Valve to do anything.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 00:41 |