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Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Eox posted:

Has SA figured into their vision boards yet? We get the SJW/Soros thing often enough, and if memory serves Glenn Beck called us an arm of the CIA. If I should be getting a deep state paycheck it's news to me.

I'm still due an enormous amount of money from Soros, don't hold your breath.

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Eox posted:

Has SA figured into their vision boards yet? We get the SJW/Soros thing often enough, and if memory serves Glenn Beck called us an arm of the CIA. If I should be getting a deep state paycheck it's news to me.

Funny you ask; r/TopMindsOfReddit has a theory as to the origin of Q:

quote:

It's probably the Something Awful crew. It's their dream scenario.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Shoutout to you, lone Qtip scout reading this post. We don't have what you're looking for but I hope you enjoy your stay.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Something IS Awful
They don't say what.
"Goons" Mocking QAnon - Why?
Who Gains? Who loses?
(Who is Desmond Llewelyn? Why are his hands the suggested search term?)
Who owns Somethingawful?
What is his handle a reference to?
Follow the money.
What is the terrible secret?
Pak Chooie Unf
Why are stairs important?
Think "stairway to space"
We are PUSHING. They are PULLING
We will Win
#MAGA

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Eox posted:

Has SA figured into their vision boards yet? We get the SJW/Soros thing often enough, and if memory serves Glenn Beck called us an arm of the CIA. If I should be getting a deep state paycheck it's news to me.

You need to join the paedophile cannibal satanists group on Facebook (the other Facebook) and upload a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper with your SSN written on it. The cabal will do the rest for you.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mantis42 posted:

Why are stairs important?

When I ask them about the stairs, they respond that they're protected. Protected from WHAT?!?

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
Huh I thought the time of SA being the internet's illuminati was long over.

I wonder how The Coming Storm is our dream scenario. We've trended super liberal/ leftist for like a decade, since LF ran out all the libertarians.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
This wouldn't be the first time that we've been accused of being part of a deep state intelligence operation.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Q is Vilerat, living a new life as an african warlord dedicated to bringing Hillary Clinton to justice

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

This wouldn't be the first time that we've been accused of being part of a deep state intelligence operation.

Who's the poster that accuses everyone of being state department stooges?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I wonder how the Qtips will react now that Roseanne has gone on twitter saying she didn’t believe any of the stuff she posted she was high on Ambien. Maybe it’s really a coded message!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I wonder how the Qtips will react now that Roseanne has gone on twitter saying she didn’t believe any of the stuff she posted she was high on Ambien. Maybe it’s really a coded message!

Ambien = Am bien/bein' coerced! They have her, all her future tweets will be fed to her by the Feds!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Obviously AM bien is French for “Avec moi bien” or “Fine with me”! She’s trying to tell us that she’s okay with this controversy because it’s all a part of the plan.

Future proves past. Trust the plan.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Eox posted:

Shoutout to you, lone Qtip scout reading this post. We don't have what you're looking for but I hope you enjoy your stay.

Don't listen to this post. The secrets you are looking are buried in the goat man's rear end.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Eox posted:

Has SA figured into their vision boards yet? We get the SJW/Soros thing often enough, and if memory serves Glenn Beck called us an arm of the CIA. If I should be getting a deep state paycheck it's news to me.

do Qberts or any related nut groups know about vilerat? if not i wonder how many of their heads would explode when they connect the dots of beck's "goonfleet is a CIA front" + benghazi

it also says quite a bit about how bad these dorks are at research, if they can't connect said dots. vilerat has a Wikipedia page and the info box lists one of his notable titles in life as "former council member of eve online" :lol:

Two Inch Bee
Apr 17, 2003
Damn you, Lyle, and damn your style.

Moose-Alini posted:

Huh I thought the time of SA being the internet's illuminati was long over.

I could definitely see how you'd build a conspiracy theory around SA. A lot of red yarn leads right back to these forums, and Lowtax - who famously makes ten dollars every time someone is banned - must have a fortune that rivals the philosopher's legacy.

Someone get Kyanka on the horn and see if he's interested in inheriting the mantle of "omnipresent left-wing financier boogeyman." Soros can't live forever, after all, or can he??!!

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Q has been quiet for a weak or so, and my first thought was: isn't it finals season at a lot of US universities?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Eox posted:

Q is Vilerat, living a new life as an african warlord dedicated to bringing Hillary Clinton to justice

This is genuinely the most believable theory so far tbh.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Q-heads are really gobbling up this Ukrainian reporter sting.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Q has been quiet for a weak or so, and my first thought was: isn't it finals season at a lot of US universities?

that would have been a few weeks ago, US universities spring terms are usually finished a week or two before memorial day.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

exploded mummy posted:

that would have been a few weeks ago, US universities spring terms are usually finished a week or two before memorial day.

Q took a week off to go hiking with his Call of Duty team at Yosemite.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Q has been quiet for a weak or so, and my first thought was: isn't it finals season at a lot of US universities?

No, but we're getting near the end of year for high schools.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
What if...Q has been compromised???



...again!

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

What if his cpu burned out and now some student need 369.99$ to fix his lovely science project?

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Deathy McDeath posted:

What if...Q has been compromised???



...again!

That Av/Post combo. :kiss:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Two Inch Bee posted:

I could definitely see how you'd build a conspiracy theory around SA. A lot of red yarn leads right back to these forums, and Lowtax - who famously makes ten dollars every time someone is banned - must have a fortune that rivals the philosopher's legacy.

Someone get Kyanka on the horn and see if he's interested in inheriting the mantle of "omnipresent left-wing financier boogeyman." Soros can't live forever, after all, or can he??!!

Given SA had a major part in the creation of both 4chan (and all the horrors that sprung from there) and Weird Twitter (everyone from @dril to Da Share Z0ne are known goons) and those two things are fairly central to the right- and left-wing narrative on the internet respectively, you absolutely could do a whole chalkboard proving that SA is the Bohemian Grove of the internet.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am pretty annoyed that membership of the internet illuminati doesn't seem to do much for you IRL.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Being in the IRL illuminati doesn't get you very far on the internet either, to be fair.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Goon Danton posted:

Being in the IRL illuminati doesn't get you very far on the internet either, to be fair.

You have to go to the secret deep web for that. It should be included in your 5 year anniversary letter from the Soros group.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Is there any particular field where QAnon could *theoretically* be someone's PhD project? Or would that require the mother of all Human Experimentation Ethical Board paperwork?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Is there any particular field where QAnon could *theoretically* be someone's PhD project? Or would that require the mother of all Human Experimentation Ethical Board paperwork?

Cambridge Analytica scholarship.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Zil posted:

You have to go to the secret deep web for that. It should be included in your 5 year anniversary letter from the Soros group.

Maybe this all-encompassing group of manipulators and puppeteers lost my address.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


goddamnedtwisto posted:

Given SA had a major part in the creation of both 4chan (and all the horrors that sprung from there) and Weird Twitter (everyone from @dril to Da Share Z0ne are known goons) and those two things are fairly central to the right- and left-wing narrative on the internet respectively, you absolutely could do a whole chalkboard proving that SA is the Bohemian Grove of the internet.

4Chan is our greatest sin. Its our modern Prometheus; malformed and cast out after its creation it has since returned to destroy what we’ve loved

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

OwlFancier posted:

I am pretty annoyed that membership of the internet illuminati doesn't seem to do much for you IRL.
Give Lowtax :10bux: and join the secret organization running the internet!

Lethal Drizzle
Feb 24, 2011
Pastebin by someone claiming to be part of the group that started Q, I don't really follow this stuff that closely I just like laughing at the crazy so can't say if it sounds super legit or not but was surprised to see it hasn't even been posted here.

https://pastebin.com/dZbP9hCt

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Lethal Drizzle posted:

Pastebin by someone claiming to be part of the group that started Q, I don't really follow this stuff that closely I just like laughing at the crazy so can't say if it sounds super legit or not but was surprised to see it hasn't even been posted here.

https://pastebin.com/dZbP9hCt

The fake officialism at the start is a huge red flag. Who is that supposed to impress? Who is the target audience?

That said, I would absolutely believe this is true.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Given SA had a major part in the creation of both 4chan (and all the horrors that sprung from there) and Weird Twitter (everyone from @dril to Da Share Z0ne are known goons) and those two things are fairly central to the right- and left-wing narrative on the internet respectively, you absolutely could do a whole chalkboard proving that SA is the Bohemian Grove of the internet.

@dril is a goon?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

UmOk posted:

@dril is a goon?

Yea, for a very long time too.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

It's customary to ignore the doxx and treat him like he's still anonymous. Like a weird twitter Santa.

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Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Was the Reddit founder a goon? I've never been able to connect those two dots

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