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Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i hope wanda sykes starts making the talk show rounds because there's no way roseanne wasnt awful all the time

# ? May 30, 2018 14:43

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:15

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1001810597544120320?s=20

John Goodman owns and I hope he gets a new show out of this. Possibly one where he fights crime.

# ? May 30, 2018 14:50

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Melania status: still missing.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:04

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

It'd #BeBest to move back to NY to get away from pissbrains mcgee

# ? May 30, 2018 15:06

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

NotWearingPants posted:

Melania status: still missing.

yeah, rip

# ? May 30, 2018 15:07

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

NotWearingPants posted:

Melania status: still missing.

She's right there! She's looking at all of us and waving!

*points at the top of the Washington Monument*

# ? May 30, 2018 15:12

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

...and that is why, to this day, when you look at the full moon, you can see Melania's face.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:13

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

lmao that the first lady secretly being dead is something that's an actual possibility

# ? May 30, 2018 15:15

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Am I crazy to think he beat the poo poo out of her and they're not letting her back into the public eye until the swelling goes down? Cause that's my bet.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:15

duck trucker: Oct 14, 2017; YOSPOS

Melania is right over there go say hi!

# ? May 30, 2018 15:15

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

If Melania is dead, this is the best kept secret this Whitehouse has ever had. They leak loving everything.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:15

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

a hole-y ghost posted:

...and that is why, to this day, when you look at the full moon, you can see Melania's face.

"Hello~"

# ? May 30, 2018 15:16

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

lmao that the first lady secretly being dead is something that's an actual possibility

Maybe they just mailed her back

# ? May 30, 2018 15:16

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

1redflag posted:

Am I crazy to think he beat the poo poo out of her and they're not letting her back into the public eye until the swelling goes down? Cause that's my bet.

I don't buy that Donny is capable of physically overpowering anyone at this point in his life.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:16

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

She prolly had a stroke and they've been trying to scotch tape the left side of her face into some form of humanity

# ? May 30, 2018 15:17

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

This is the kid who played her son DJ on the show:

https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1001750109984468992

lol

Quick, someone buy http://it.me and just make it a page saying "Roseanne sux lol"

# ? May 30, 2018 15:20

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

someone should literally throw all the old racists under busses

# ? May 30, 2018 15:21

Onkel Hedwig: Jun 27, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/LaneSiekman/status/1001605084134936576?s=20

Please let that happened. And then after president Trump it will stand that his sole foreign diplomacy accomplishment was that they opened a McDonalds in North Korea.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:21

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

He knows if he fires Sessions he's toast, so he's trying to drive him to resign through Twitter harassment. It's 1D Chess.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:21

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

A Fancy Hat posted:

John Goodman owns and I hope he gets a new show out of this. Possibly one where he fights crime.

His career is fine and he's been doing well enough that I was surprised he was willing to sign on for a new Rosanne series given what a shitshow the production of the original one was.

It's the rest of the cast who are really getting hosed by this.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:23

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Melania is going to show up looking like the Joker�s gf in the first batman movie with a ceramic mask, drugged out of her gourd.

priznat fucked around with this message at 15:26 on May 30, 2018

# ? May 30, 2018 15:24

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

If Melania is dead, this is the best kept secret this Whitehouse has ever had. They leak loving everything.

Yeah, which also means that if none of the conspiracy theories are true, the WH can't even manage to have the first lady get routine surgery without looking guilty as poo poo. Basically all the eventual outcomes are funny

# ? May 30, 2018 15:24

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Trump is going to gaslight us that Melanie isn't even his wife to not lose face

# ? May 30, 2018 15:27

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Let's see how MAGA is handeling the cancellation

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Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another. This was just an insult to her politics and looks. BTW, there are humans in "Planet of the Apes".
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I think it is on us, the people to put an end to it. Conservative, Christian Americans have spent the last decade being the most despised group of people in this country. Our rights have been stripped away and chipped away to the point we can't even eat a ham sandwich on white bread without it being seen as a racist affront to Islam.
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Rosanna will win in the end...she spoke the truth .. my god she is fearless and that is not allowed by the left to have your own free speech. Obama must have been involved to cancel show. Iran in charge !!!!
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They even pulled her reruns. They are purging conservative ideas as completely as they can. This is total WAR. I realized how important media is when at 55 I watched an old black and white movie, "They Died with their Boots On" and realized that all the information I had about Custer and the Little BigHorn came from that move, and wasn't FACT. So they purge all conservative thought from any media.
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Disney's ideological tyranny and ongoing war on Christian Western values and everything decent left in the world is why I have no cable, antenna, or satellite TV, and I will never pay one red cent more for any Marvel, Lucasfilm or any other useless movie put out by them.
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Gotta' love that good ol' Liberal double standard - the Libs can use the F-word, the C-word, the AH-words, the MF-words, and other obscene words, phrases, and cartoons, etc - and that's fine - it's "Free Speech" ..... but let a Conservative say anything that's not politically or socially correct, and the Liberals throw a screaming fit. They're just spoiled brats who think they can say or do anything they want, but others can't.
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Can't dance, small penis, uptight, can't jump, born evil, genetically pre-disposed to hating black people, likes bad music...etc. etc. etc.

I want reparations for all of the jokes told about white men I've had to endure. I've cried myself to sleep one too many times. boo hoo
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First of all, comparing one person to an ape is derogatory to that person. Calling all black people apes is racist. I don't understand why blacks are allowed to have so many "3rd rails" of racism. If you touch any of them, you are ostracized and crucified. Blacks can call whites any derogatory term they can think of. People like Farrakhan can say hateful things about Jews in general. But try using the "N" word and it is treated worse than if you committed mass murder. Make a derogatory comment about someone's looks that uses the term ape, and you lose your job. This is the fault of the left who has created this political correct Nazism. They create moral indignation to promote their political agenda of dividing the country and keeping blacks on their plantation.
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First of all, Valerie Jarrett doesn't even look black. You can look like an ape and not be black, so how is this racist? Second of all, the real story we had a previous administration that had this ultra leftist as an advisor. This is why we need to really get the vote out next election, so we are not controlled by these destructive leftists.
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As usual, the Liberal double standard comes shining through - it's ok for Liberals to call the President of The United States an APE, [Orange Orangutan], but it's not ok for Conservatives to even use a movie title when referring to a Liberal gov't official. Liberals are pathetic spoiled brats: "WAAAaaaaa!!!! We want to be able to call people names, but you can't".

# ? May 30, 2018 15:28

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Weekend at Melania's

# ? May 30, 2018 15:28

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1001810597544120320?s=20

I was going to say that it had no chance of winning an Emmy, but then I remembered it is the Emmys and they routinely award the most unfunny poo poo on TV. Is Modern Family still on?

Meanwhile Sunny will never get a nomination.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:31

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

# ? May 30, 2018 15:32

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001834394359877633?s=19

# ? May 30, 2018 15:36

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Random Stranger posted:

His career is fine and he's been doing well enough that I was surprised he was willing to sign on for a new Rosanne series given what a shitshow the production of the original one was.

It's the rest of the cast who are really getting hosed by this.

I think talent contracts require actors to reprise their roles in movie sequels & reboots.

Plus there are relationships at stake. Like "hey you owe me, I made you famous/rich"

# ? May 30, 2018 15:36

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

a new study bible! posted:

I was going to say that it had no chance of winning an Emmy, but then I remembered it is the Emmys and they routinely award the most unfunny poo poo on TV. Is Modern Family still on?

Meanwhile Sunny will never get a nomination.

There is a spider (spider)

that's deep in my lol

# ? May 30, 2018 15:36

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001834394359877633?s=19

If this arena's a-rockin', don't come knockin' :shehuck:

# ? May 30, 2018 15:37

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

She prolly had a stroke and they've been trying to scotch tape the left side of her face into some form of humanity

Tape? Just use a heat gun till the plastic softens enough to be sculptable.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:38

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

UH OH

https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/1001598595483820033?s=20

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1001802841739194368?s=20

This is all coming from 3 of his cellphones

# ? May 30, 2018 15:38

Durzel: Nov 15, 2005

You have to laugh at someone earnestly saying "BTW, there are humans in "Planet of the Apes". Olympic level mental gymnastics.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:38

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001834394359877633?s=19

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you president dril.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:39

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001834394359877633?s=19

No one gets you you demented old gently caress.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:40

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Oh god, what poor sap has to sort through and catalog a million texts/emails/letters/etc.?

# ? May 30, 2018 15:41

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Why is this fat retard still having his special needs rallies anyway?

# ? May 30, 2018 15:42

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

UH OH

https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/1001598595483820033?s=20

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1001802841739194368?s=20

This is all coming from 3 of his cellphones

Thats some hella storage plan.

# ? May 30, 2018 15:43

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Stryder: Oct 3, 2002

a hole-y ghost posted:

...and that is why, to this day, when you look at the full moon, you can see Melania's face.

*the moon from The Tick, only it says "TRU"*

# ? May 30, 2018 15:44

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