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Time for some homegrown, from the "Exercises in Creative Branding & Marketing to Appeal to Techno-Hipster Break Rooms" files: I feel like the Golgafrinchans were involved somehow
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"Pork Clouds" makes me think of Rousong more than pork rinds but okay. It's still way more delicious than they could ever be, so I guess it's not like it has anything to prove. Holy poo poo though, the black matte bag with eight billion buzzwords and a minimalist design are absolutely some sort of hipster marketing wet dream.
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May 30, 2018 03:06
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bike tory posted:Is a pudding sandwich AFP? I was at the shop today just before lunch so I decided to give this a go    The "bread" of the sandwich was the super soft, eggy Japanese style sponge cake which I should've been expecting but wasn't. Then there was the purin, surrounded by a bit of whipped cream and a lot of custard. All in all it was ok, just very sweet. I'm mostly left wondering what the point was - all of the four components had roughly equivalent tastes and textures and the whipped cream was entirely superfluous. If it had just been the custard and the cake it would've tasted the same and I doubt I could've differentiated in a blind taste test.
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May 30, 2018 03:43
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May 30, 2018 03:47
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Data Graham posted:Time for some homegrown, from the "Exercises in Creative Branding & Marketing to Appeal to Techno-Hipster Break Rooms" files: Pork Clouds just makes me think of "when pigs fly"
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May 30, 2018 03:49
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Pork clouds sounds straight out of Liartown. I think they had "pork dillingers" on one flyer.
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May 30, 2018 05:19
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Synthbuttrange posted:speaking of salted eggs These fish skins are so drat good This, however, is not  It literally tastes like someone coated potato chips in nesquik strawberry milk powder. Not very pleasant.
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May 30, 2018 06:04
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Shnicker posted:It literally tastes like someone coated potato chips in nesquik strawberry milk powder. Not very pleasant. 
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May 30, 2018 06:18
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Shnicker posted:These fish skins are so drat good Get the cucumber flavour instead!
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May 30, 2018 06:31
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Cucumber is gross and sugar coated too. The yogurt ones are pretty good.
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May 30, 2018 07:08
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No surprise, since that sounds like it'd be pretty close to sour cream flavor(minus the onion it's usually paired with).
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May 30, 2018 07:11
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It's tzatziki-like. There also were lamb and cumin chips for a while and I'd mix the two.
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May 30, 2018 07:12
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Synthbuttrange posted:speaking of salted eggs Would. I usually get weird snacks like this at the Asian supermarket. They can be hit or miss but this looks good.
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May 30, 2018 07:30
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Data Graham posted:Time for some homegrown, from the "Exercises in Creative Branding & Marketing to Appeal to Techno-Hipster Break Rooms" files: Pork clouds is like something out of liartown.
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May 30, 2018 07:32
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Synthbuttrange posted:speaking of salted eggs
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May 30, 2018 09:38
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From the same company: Breadless bread. (Still would.)
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May 30, 2018 09:38
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unnf that is downright obscene Went to a taco place once where they just put crumbled porn rinds all over some tacos. Goddamn, I tell you. And now I just googled to see if that's a thing and found out they make pork rind tortillas now aaaah e: just gonna leave that typo, I feel it's accurate
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May 30, 2018 09:44
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May 30, 2018 10:45
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MariusLecter posted:
The only reason this isn't Food Porn is because this is the kind of food that inspires me to get myself together and put in the effort for a long-term Food Commitment
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May 30, 2018 11:44
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Sir Lemming posted:The only reason this isn't Food Porn is because this is the kind of food that inspires me to get myself together and put in the effort for a long-term Food Commitment Yeah idk man I wouldn't gently caress that meal more than once.
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May 30, 2018 12:41
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gently caress/marry/eat
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May 30, 2018 12:50
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gently caress, marry, then eat.
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May 30, 2018 13:27
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:randshame:
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May 30, 2018 15:46
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Pork rinds and quinoa flakes, equal proportions and whirred in the Cuisinart for a few seconds, best gluten-free panko substitute for frying.
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May 30, 2018 16:54
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George H.W. oval office posted:The GBS cursed thread is supremely anti food right now. Why did he pee on his food? 
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May 30, 2018 16:59
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I once used ground pork rinds to "bread" some croquettes and it was delicious.
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May 30, 2018 17:15
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KataraniSword posted:From the same company: Gluten free fried chicken has never sounded better tbh
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May 30, 2018 17:17
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Judas Horse posted:Gluten free fried chicken has never sounded better tbh I bet if I mixed that stuff with grated parmesan and some spices, it'd make the greatest chicken breading ever.
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May 30, 2018 17:51
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Chicken porkmesan
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May 30, 2018 18:41
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
When I read text like that I immediately think of this 
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May 30, 2018 20:27
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KataraniSword posted:From the same company: My wife has celiac, I just ordered that stuff to try out. Thanks!
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May 30, 2018 21:36
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Wasabi the J posted:When I read text like that I immediately think of this What the gently caress did you just loving say about my daddy, you little bitch? Ill have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300 confirmed cummies. He is trained in sexual warfare and he is the top squirter in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will gently caress you the gently caress up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying poo poo about my daddy over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of daddies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy storm, maggot. The cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. Youre loving dead, bitch. My daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can gently caress you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with their fingers and tongues. Not only are they extensively trained in bareback intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex closet in my dungeon and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end in a top hat off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My daddies will squirt cummies all over you and you will drown in it. Youre loving dead, bitch.
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May 30, 2018 22:04
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May 30, 2018 22:32
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MariusLecter posted:
Basically have, with some variation on the peppers depending on what I have on hand.
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May 30, 2018 23:00
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We go to Canada every once in a while to stock up on food and drink we can't get in the States. We're less than an hour away from the nearest crossings, so it's not a big deal. This last time, the border guy laughed incredulously, saying "There's nothing we have that you don't have." If he only knew. It can be as simple as Zesty Cheese Doritos (the best basic flavor, hands down), Coffee Crisp, or good Diet Nestea, or it can be these: They look like death, but are pretty tasty and extremely moreish.
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May 30, 2018 23:05
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Data Graham posted:PORN CLOUDS ALL HAIL
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May 30, 2018 23:24
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Samizdata posted:Basically have, with some variation on the peppers depending on what I have on hand. Usually its in a burrito.
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May 30, 2018 23:55
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:ALL HAIL I will not have the PORN CLOUD all hail running our school board, think of the children
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May 31, 2018 00:21
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Hirayuki posted:
I tried these. They were delicious and made my burps taste like marmite. That last part wasn't a criticism.
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i want zesty nacho cheese doritos.. those sound spiffy... 
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