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We go now to tonight's top story. Silicon Valley is in a panic as the goonabomber has struck again. A series of explosions today rocked the area as explosives rigged in fixie bicycles detonated simultaneously during the morning commute.
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exmarx posted:p sure i've said the unabomber was right itt before “Counterrevolutionary!” said the lady passenger. And all of the passengers and crew chimed in one after another, calling the cabin boy a fascist and a counterrevolutionary. They pushed him away and went back to grumbling about wages, and about blankets for women, and about the right to suck cocks, and about how the dog was treated. The ship kept sailing north, and after a while it was crushed between two icebergs and everyone drowned.
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May 30, 2018 09:33
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For more on this developing story, we go now to your rapid reaction on Twitter. Grimes tweeted a series of emotes. The first was a sad face, followed moments later by what appears to be a giant Pacific octopus.
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May 30, 2018 09:38
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Why would you yell at Alexa, like, routinely Like I’ve cursed at a computer before but are there people who habitually shout instructions at their feminized cloud knob
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May 30, 2018 11:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gKpcj1N6ec not sure where to post
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May 30, 2018 12:07
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Pirate Radar posted:Why would you yell at Alexa, like, routinely what could you even yell at it about its like yelling at google
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May 30, 2018 12:17
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Pirate Radar posted:Why would you yell at Alexa, like, routinely People have anger issues and since Alexa isnlt a person it's a good view into the future.
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May 30, 2018 12:36
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Pirate Radar posted:Why would you yell at Alexa, like, routinely i thank my kinect for following my commands so i super don’t get it
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May 30, 2018 15:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye84Zrqndo
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May 30, 2018 15:14
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stone cold posted:i thank my kinect for following my commands so i super don’t get it stone cold was a gamer all along 
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May 30, 2018 15:20
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Pirate Radar posted:Why would you yell at Alexa, like, routinely I spend my day yelling at inanimate objects so I'd probably yell at Alexa, but also I am dangerously unstable.
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May 30, 2018 16:42
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stone cold posted:i thank my kinect for following my commands so i super don’t get it Some people take offense at being asked to repeat themselves, I guess.
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May 30, 2018 17:53
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what was the name of that latvian tex mex place you posted like two years ago. the one with the drug cartel burritos
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May 30, 2018 18:52
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boner confessor posted:what was the name of that latvian tex mex place you posted like two years ago. the one with the drug cartel burritos gently caress me if i remember
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May 30, 2018 19:18
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Randler posted:stone cold was a gamer all along playing james and being a jamer are two entirely different things also it’s mostly “Xbox pause please” “bloop” “thank you”
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May 30, 2018 19:19
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what ever happened to training dogs to get remotes and turn on and off lights and get beers
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May 30, 2018 19:20
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gently caress you king wenceslas get your bullshit song out of my head
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May 31, 2018 00:06
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quote:Q. Manager asking me to translate adult films: I’m an ex-military guy using the GI Bill to attend college. I’m looking to enter the tech field and landed a great internship at a well-known tech company. During introductions, I let people know that prior to entering college, I worked in military intelligence and had learned an East Asian language as part of my job. This attracted the interest of a senior project manager in my office who is also an ex-military linguist, but who had learned a different East Asian language. We struck up a conversation, and he revealed that he was working on a “side project” that could use my language skills. Being eager to impress, I readily volunteered, and he asked me to come over to his place that evening. However, when I arrived, I was mortified to learn that his “side project” was adding English subtitles to animated porn films for some website he runs! Not wanting to lose the internship, I awkwardly translated a few lines for him, then made up some excuse to leave. Now I have an email from him asking when I am free again to help! I worry if I say no, I’ll risk upsetting somebody who could potentially sabotage my career, but I also don’t want to spend my evenings translating tentacle porn and God knows what else for this weirdo! If I were a woman, I think this would be sexual harassment, but what the hell is this if you’re a guy?
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May 31, 2018 01:49
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Also posting for page 1985: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
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May 31, 2018 01:55
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ask for a percentage. this guy needs to learn about additional revenue streams
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May 31, 2018 02:06
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i think we've got all the blood wrung out of this particular stone
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May 31, 2018 02:07
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really missing my goats today for some reason
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May 31, 2018 02:25
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someone at my company keeps asking to buy goats to graze down a lot and we keep telling them to rent a lawn mower
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May 31, 2018 02:28
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motherfucker has no idea how many we'd need, where they would stay or how much it would cost, but by god they know they want goats
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May 31, 2018 02:29
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birthday page post
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May 31, 2018 02:42
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you want sheep for grass, goats prefer woody plants - they'll annihilate your forest but leave your lawns unmowed
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May 31, 2018 02:43
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I mean, by boondoggle standards, at least this one sounds adorable?
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May 31, 2018 02:45
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this broken hill posted:really missing my goats today for some reason i drove past some fine goats lazing in the sun today
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May 31, 2018 02:46
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it's a contract for the border patrol, so maybe we should just stick 'em with a couple dozen ungulates and no clear explanation as to why
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May 31, 2018 02:50
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ArfJason posted:birthday page post  happy birthday!
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May 31, 2018 02:56
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:motherfucker has no idea how many we'd need, where they would stay or how much it would cost, but by god they know they want goats 
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May 31, 2018 02:57
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i think we've got all the blood wrung out of this particular stone Fear god, gojm.
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May 31, 2018 02:59
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:it's a contract for the border patrol, so maybe we should just stick 'em with a couple dozen ungulates and no clear explanation as to why
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May 31, 2018 03:01
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Volkerball posted:Fear god, gojm. it's so rote at this point the teaser trailer felt like a parody of itself
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May 31, 2018 03:07
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May 31, 2018 03:10
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:it's so rote at this point the teaser trailer felt like a parody of itself And yet it will be the best game ever made when it comes out.
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May 31, 2018 03:11
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let fallout die
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May 31, 2018 03:15
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Volkerball posted:And yet it will be the best game ever made when it comes out. here's an idea i'd be at least willing to hear out. you're a mud farmer wallowing in whatever toxic hovel passes as home when you find and open a vault no one ever actually used. the game is about keeping everyone else away from all the shiny poo poo you now own. anything to change it up from the fish out of water hero quests of 3 and 4 as tepid as i am on new vegas at least it had the decency of not casting the protag as a vault dweller
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May 31, 2018 03:36
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we're going to make a dadchat vault
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Yeah I don't think every protagonist needs to be a vault dweller. The only real benefit to it is that it lends itself nicely to creating a blank slate for the player when you enter the world but the last one still scripted your whole identity so
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