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chitoryu12 posted:Charge your phone. Whats the point of having it if you never use it deep into the red Just like a gas tank edit: shittiest loving snype. Content incoming:
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# ? May 31, 2018 19:37 |
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Dick Trauma posted:Welcome to Blue Ball Village!
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# ? May 31, 2018 19:38 |
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# ? May 31, 2018 19:40 |
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Judas Horse posted:I know "how could they not pick [city]" but how the gently caress do you miss this For Florida, Micosukee is just the name of a Native American tribe. For something non-NA related, I'd go with Yeehaw Junction. I drive through there regularly.
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# ? May 31, 2018 19:52 |
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pik_d posted:"Gray" is Mississippi, my friend. Alabama don't know how to spell their girlfriends relationship to themselves. Oh, whoops. That's way more funny than not knowing how to spell grey. Also guess I'll never give Americans poo poo again for not knowing which one's Saskatchewan. Or that there's a Saskatchewan.
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:01 |
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Randaconda posted:
This is not a loving pun.
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:12 |
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The Bloop posted:Whats the point of having it if you never use it deep into the red 10:46 pm
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:12 |
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The MSJ posted:If she can get Trump to reform prisons and release people who should not be there, Kim should get that Nobel prize. I'm ambivalent on the Kardashian clan but yeah I agree. Also bet 100 bucks he was skeezy as poo poo
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:13 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:10:46 pm A University library, perhaps?
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:18 |
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the joke is that he bought a super expensive car instead of using that money to get the hell out of north carolina
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:25 |
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Should we be worried about whatever's going on in Rhode Island?
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:26 |
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Knormal posted:Should we be worried about whatever's going on in Rhode Island? They're all moving to florida to die, essentially
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:29 |
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Phy posted:Oh, whoops. That's way more funny than not knowing how to spell grey. Saskatchewan is the one with Regina. Which kind of sounds like vagina.
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:32 |
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The Bloop posted:They're all moving to florida to die, essentially Hor d'oeuvres is people!
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:38 |
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Florida Man posted:Hor d'oeuvres is people!
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:40 |
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:43 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Saskatchewan is the one with Regina. Which kind of sounds like vagina. Saskatchewan also has Elbow, Eyebrow, Moose Jaw, and Climax. Newfoundland has Dildo and Come-By-Chance. Ontario has Crotch Lake and Ball's Falls. Alberta has Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump.
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:46 |
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lmao
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:48 |
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When I was growing up I was taught that grey was the specifically the name of the colour and gray was a descriptor for gloomy type things, like if the weather is rainy and gloomy we say "it's a really gray day today". Maybe that's a Canada thing because we are a weird mix of British and American things.
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:51 |
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I, too come from a place where the size of your rims is more important than the size of your penis.
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# ? May 31, 2018 20:57 |
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Pretty fortunate for you then!
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:00 |
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Aleph Null posted:I, too come from a place where the size of your rims is more important than the size of your penis. I guarantee you whoever owns that car swings serious dong
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:02 |
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Racist as gently caress
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:03 |
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Racist as gently caress No. Not where I'm from. Classist for sure, but not racist.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:07 |
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Donks are rad
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:09 |
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guys, there's words written on the car. That's the funny part
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:29 |
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Randaconda posted:
If I had a Near Mint Alpha Black Lotus I could sell it and buy a couple of Lotuses and have money left over for taxes.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:30 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:guys, there's words written on the car. That's the funny part I was going to reply in this vein. The juxtaposition of 200 year old German philosophical musings and a donk on 32's is where it's at.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:31 |
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Aleph Null posted:I, too come from a place where the size of your rims is more important than the size of your penis. It is only through large rims that the immediately undetermined for itself (für sich) existing meaning of the car can be sublimated {aufgehoben) to a higher level and allow the object to not only exist as in and for itself (an und für sich) but also allow the immediately determined subjective consciousness to enter in relation to the car and use it for its own.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:32 |
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The Master Race, everyone.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:33 |
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porktree posted:This is not a loving pun. Maybe it is in Japanese? I don't wanna go look up the word for mirror.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:42 |
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zoux posted:
Nobles of the past would adopt lisps or blacken their teeth if the king had such an affliction.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:46 |
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like thpain
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:47 |
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Aleph Null posted:I, too come from a place where the size of your rims is more important than the size of your penis. It's not the size of your wiener that counts, it's the phenomenology of your spirit.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:47 |
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zoux posted:
Neil Hamburger put on some weight.
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:52 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'm ambivalent on the Kardashian clan but yeah I agree. Also bet 100 bucks he was skeezy as poo poo Trump likes barbie dolls He's basically the villain in Baby Got Back
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:57 |
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Phy posted:Oh, whoops. That's way more funny than not knowing how to spell grey. A friend of mine works at the weather network. They have to close caption everything. Depending if it's live or not they'll have a either a speech to text program do what it can or have a person read everything back real time. Even in the latter you get mistakes. All that to say they once had a caption that went something like, "with the storm front headed in you can expect a very wet vagina by tomorrow morning."
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# ? May 31, 2018 22:08 |
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IamnotJoe posted:If I had a Near Mint Alpha Black Lotus I could sell it and buy a couple of Lotuses and have money left over for taxes. What are they up to now? Last sale I heard of a few years ago was in the $30k range but I recall reading a listing for a beta release one of $100k.
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# ? May 31, 2018 22:09 |
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The anti-counterfeiting on magic cards can't be so flawless that for 50k or 100k the market isn't being flooded with counterfeits. My buddy is super into magic cards and even printed some of his own semi-professionally and they were totally indistinguishable from the real thing except that he put big red text over the images to make it clear. I asked him if he can make such convincing cards, why not just print his own for his own use and save thousands of dollars a year? But he thought that would be both illegal and immoral. It's a loving piece of cardboard with some bad art and text on it.
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# ? May 31, 2018 22:13 |
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nah those nerds are pretty good at authenticating them
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