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Varkk: Apr 17, 2004

poemdexter posted:

I don't understand why every box doesn't say choatic evil...

Come on now be fair, most CEOs would be Lawful Evil or Neutral Evil. They rely on the rules to protect themselves and their empire after all.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 01:06

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# ? May 27, 2024 09:39

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no it isn't it's just more viscous than the water

even if it did magically become glue it would need a dry environment to set up cure, which a shower drain isn't. you can pour glue down a drain no problem. cum breaks down into a runny liquid after like half an hour

Do me a favor and get your pubes all full of jizz and try to wash it off in a warm shower. It sticks to hair real bad. Add boat loads of cum to all the hair that students wash down the drain and I can imagine it becoming a real problem.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 01:12

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

This is the most savage thing Tim Heidekker's done to anybody.

there ain't no water in Flint/there ain't no power in Puerto Rico

played over images of that plastic faced dipshit gnawing on gold coated chicken wings. brutal.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 01:16

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

i never paid much attention to the golden wings thing when it hit the news but lmao at that guys bio

a born rich marketing/pr douchebag who got famous for being friends with kim kardashian, who at the age of 40 decided to rebrand himself as "foodgod". zero culinary experience, he's just rich enough to buy restaurants and force the chefs there to figure out how to make his half-baked ideas work

# ? Jun 1, 2018 01:28

Ogantai: Apr 21, 2003; Full of bologna

# ? Jun 1, 2018 01:36

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no it isn't it's just more viscous than the water

even if it did magically become glue it would need a dry environment to set up cure, which a shower drain isn't. you can pour glue down a drain no problem. cum breaks down into a runny liquid after like half an hour

But is that why web fluid does too? :spidey:

# ? Jun 1, 2018 02:06

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

# ? Jun 1, 2018 02:13

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/dupergoober/status/1002134897010663425

same, except for the "in ramadan" part

# ? Jun 1, 2018 02:25

Squalid: Nov 4, 2008

Gum posted:

that exact notice has shown up a bunch of times attributed to different universities and its fake every time

They probably show up often because universities really do post those notices. I forget the exact form of the warning but at my freshman dorms they definitely pleaded with us not to cum in the communal bathroom.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 03:43

Rookoo: Jul 24, 2007

Squalid posted:

They probably show up often because universities really do post those notices. I forget the exact form of the warning but at my freshman dorms they definitely pleaded with us not to cum in the communal bathroom.

I've never heard of anything like this in my country, either Americans love jacking it in the shower or they're just weird about masturbation generally. Maybe both.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 03:46

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/wHbNaXk.mp4

# ? Jun 1, 2018 03:59

420 Gank Mid: Dec 26, 2008; WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Gum posted:

that exact notice has shown up a bunch of times attributed to different universities and its fake every time

The signs are real, my university dorms had signs like that all over the men's bathrooms

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

yeah it�s always fun to gently caress with dumbass freshmen

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:09

Pocket Billiards: Aug 29, 2007; .

How anyone falls for that poo poo is beyond me, do some people nut with the consistency of play doh or something?

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

there�s a guy on this page that thinks you can make concrete by mixing cum and water

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:26

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

there�s a guy on this page that thinks you can make concrete by mixing cum and water

Look at this loser with weak seed

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Dreddout posted:

Look at this loser with weak seed

a lot of people think it�s a laser but actually my blasts are an energized gas

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:34

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

groverhaus was built with cum

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:46

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

ScrubLeague posted:

groverhaus was built with cum

was it load bearing

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:52

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

Peanut President posted:

was it load bearing

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:53

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Peanut President posted:

was it load bearing

# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:59

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Taintrunner posted:

no, you know what, gently caress it, america is such an inescapable evil hellscape I don't think it's fair to laugh at a guy if he is a genuine civil rights activist and has gone up against the poo poo long enough it's affected his brain

Hell yeah what the civil rights movement really needs is more unbelievable retards

# ? Jun 1, 2018 05:07

The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

17 years on the forums. My one regret is instigating semen chat in this thread.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 05:11

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

The Little Kielbasa posted:

17 years on the forums. My one regret is instigating semen chat in this thread.

come on

# ? Jun 1, 2018 05:19

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

there�s a guy on this page that thinks you can make concrete by mixing cum and water

quote me you coward

# ? Jun 1, 2018 05:26

Bushiz: Sep 21, 2004; The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se; Grimey Drawer

Reclines Obesily posted:

no, its real https://imgur.com/a/8w1neR1

he's a civil rights activist and his wife is a lawyer and that's a real facebook post

my question with this guy is, if you're the person who's gonna get jared leto joker face tats, how do you get all the way to 2016 before you get life cementing face tats

# ? Jun 1, 2018 05:58

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

no damaged?

# ? Jun 1, 2018 06:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jun 1, 2018 07:10

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

I heartily recommend reading the text first and then the post title last.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 07:22

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 07:29

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

lol

# ? Jun 1, 2018 07:29

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Peanut President posted:

was it load bearing

# ? Jun 1, 2018 07:35

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/1002361698811031553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Ahhh Real Zombies! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5vuCdXXYiY
Starts at 39 minutes.

Skip the whole intro and go to 39 minutes in like the quote says.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:23

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

please press the nuclear button president trump
there should be a big "LAUNCH ALL" one shaped like a cow that goes moo

that grandma could be KKK but she still deserves the freeing peace of radioactive death over living in this weird timeline

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:38

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no it isn't it's just more viscous than the water

even if it did magically become glue it would need a dry environment to set up cure, which a shower drain isn't. you can pour glue down a drain no problem. cum breaks down into a runny liquid after like half an hour

the cum expert has logged in

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:51

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Finicums Wake posted:

the cum expert has logged in

Does that make them a cum-spert?

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:21

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

DiggityDoink posted:

Skip the whole intro and go to 39 minutes in like the quote says.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5vuCdXXYiY&t=3491s

While being arrested :lol:

e: Not surprised this was in Seattle. White people up here are twitchy as hell, of course they fell for that poo poo. And no one attacked the dude, :lol: