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Dodoman posted:https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1002257654033600512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F https://twitter.com/security_panda/status/1002308249322786817
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it’s been said forty trillion times but products like this get funded because VCs are largely spoiled manchildren searching for technology to replace mother
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Dodoman posted:https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1002257654033600512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F it's a year old video, so it's surprising that they're still in business.
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Tovala knows exactly how to cook your meal! The hard part of cooking is setting the time properly on your microwave right you loving simian? You prehensile dimwit.
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Join Platly today and get a month free of paper plates. Simply have your maid throw them in the $5000 trash compactor when you're done instead of washing them. See also our sister company Silvr for all your plastic fork needs. Every month you will receive a spool of abs. Scan the qr code and watch as Silvr pumps out monogrammed disposable flatware for the low cost of $18/per person.
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Where it’s at I got Wheany posted:tv dinner and a microwave?
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Can someone remind me why are Crocs bad again?
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Schadenboner posted:Can someone remind me why are Crocs bad again? They're good. hth
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muckswirler posted:Join Platly today and get a month free of paper plates. Simply have your maid throw them in the $5000 trash compactor when you're done instead of washing them. See also our sister company Silvr for all your plastic fork needs. Every month you will receive a spool of abs. Scan the qr code and watch as Silvr pumps out monogrammed disposable flatware for the low cost of $18/per person. you do that with recycled plastic or like paper and I guarantee you at least get a series A.
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Schadenboner posted:Can someone remind me why are Crocs bad again? they're kind of ugly but make sense if you're gardening, wading in water or doing some other stuff
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My flip-flops disintegrated over the winter so I'm looking to pick up a couple of pair for home and pool use but I seem to remember a bunch of OMG CROCS WILL LITERALLY SPROUT KNIVES AND CUT YOUR TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS WHILE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING stuff so I was making sure they weren't being used by the cats to incapacitate us before they drink our eyes.
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Schadenboner posted:Can someone remind me why are Crocs bad again? Schadenboner posted:OMG CROCS WILL LITERALLY SPROUT KNIVES AND CUT YOUR TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS WHILE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING hth
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real answer: they're goofy looking and often worn by oddballs/oblivious olds (e: im not saying this is a good reason to not get some, it's just kind of the common take) also if you dont spend at least $400 on a pair of crocs you might get turned away by the wal-mart people greeter.
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meatpotato posted:it’s been said forty trillion times but products like this get funded because VCs are largely spoiled manchildren searching for technology to replace mother that and there's a ton of capital floating around searching for something, anything to invest in
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President Beep posted:real answer: they're goofy looking and often worn by oddballs/oblivious olds (e: im not saying this is a good reason to not get some, it's just kind of the common take) I mean, I'm literally a white suburban dad on the wrong side of 35 (albeit a poor-as-gently caress one who isn't a house-haver). Any illusions I ever had in re: my fuckability died long ago.
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, I'm literally a white suburban dad on the wrong side of 35 (albeit a poor-as-gently caress one who isn't a house-haver). Any illusions I ever had in re: my fuckability died long ago. pretty much same here. they're fun to bash online, but hey, if they work, who gives a rip.
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if you're going to wear crocs just get a pair of knock-offs. there are other comfy shoes that are easy to wear made by Clarks though
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my boss fired a colleague of mine for not wearing clogs and walking on all fours
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meatpotato posted:they're kind of ugly but make sense if you're gardening, wading in water or doing some other stuff water sports are fine, boating / kayaking whatever, tho would usually grab gumboots. they’re more than kind of ugly but are functional
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, I'm literally a white suburban dad on the wrong side of 35 (albeit a poor-as-gently caress one who isn't a house-haver). Any illusions I ever had in re: my fuckability died long ago. Hey. I think you're fuckable. You matter.
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Krankenstyle posted:my boss fired a colleague of mine for not wearing clogs and walking on all fours Your boss wanted your colleague to buy two sets of clogs? That seems excessive, tbh?
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Hey. I think you're fuckable. Tell BORAT VOICE MY WIFE that.
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Uptime Sinclair posted:if you're going to wear crocs just get a pair of knock-offs. there are other comfy shoes that are easy to wear made by Clarks though toot toot clarks crew hey bubble thread we got video phones (again, new to this wing) and now everyone is discovering they dont really want to be watched all call after pining for them this whole time 
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Agile Vector posted:toot toot clarks crew Every generation since (at least) the 1920s has toyed with the idea and then realized that they aren't a thing that anyone actually wants/will use. Each generation then has to relearn this.
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Schadenboner posted:Your boss wanted your colleague to buy two sets of clogs? That seems excessive, tbh? yea i m lucky i had two pairs before i started or id be in deep poo poo nobody told me this during intro
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Schadenboner posted:Every generation since (at least) the 1920s has toyed with the idea and then realized that they aren't a thing that anyone actually wants/will use. if anything i think people are realizing auto-only phones kind of suck now too and for many situations vastly prefer email/some form of instant messaging/texting
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univbee posted:if anything i think people are realizing auto-only phones kind of suck now too and for many situations vastly prefer email/some form of instant messaging/texting i'm definitely in this camp as far as my job goes, simply because text leaves an easily searchable paper trail you can forward to shitlords when they inevitably yell "why isn't this correct???" at you if phones offered a robust call history search function i wouldn't mind it
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Schadenboner posted:Every generation since (at least) the 1920s has toyed with the idea and then realized that they aren't a thing that anyone actually wants/will use. i have a friend who really really likes video calls on discord and always fuckin' calls me without warning and i have to be all "no, regular people do not like this"
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ate all the Oreos posted:i have a friend who really really likes video calls on discord and always fuckin' calls me without warning and i have to be all "no, regular people do not like this" get one of those virtual webcam programs and goatse him problem solved.
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Or just literal goatse
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Kobayashi posted:Or just literal goatse well literal goatse would be sending someone to the site i would think. doing it yourself is...a dramatic recreation of goatse? imitation goatse? a goatse cover?
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so tesla fixed their brake issues with an ota update which on one hand is neat and the other hand makes you wonder at their testing methodologies for the rest of the car if the brakes aren't working correctly from the beginning and if you had a third hand you could ponder the possibility of someone disabling your brakes with an ota exploit who am i kidding, they don't test poo poo
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turns out all of theranos was 100% sham https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1002547781729333250
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Sagebrush posted:well literal goatse would be sending someone to the site i would think. goatse tribute act, "goatse.cx(2)
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graph posted:turns out all of theranos was 100% sham ya i'm reading this now, p much every c-level should be in jail for financial fraud and violation of i've-lost-count-of-number of federal laws though this does put a smile on my face 
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President Beep posted:goatse.cx(2) whats the class & method signature here
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graph posted:turns out all of theranos was 100% sham I mean as far as I understand it, the founding story goes like this: Elizabeth Holmes, in her second year of business school: "my project idea is a company that does blood tests but with only a drop of blood instead of all those test tubes." Stanford business school professors: (makes jerking off motions) "YES! YES! THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH MONEY! UNGHHHHHH" Holmes, later, in another department: "so that's my idea. Wouldn't that be great?" Stanford medicine and biochemistry professors: "it sure would, but there is no science to suggest that might be possible at any time in the near future." Holmes: (drops out and starts Theranos, turns in her class paper as the corporate charter) Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Jun 1, 2018 |
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David foster Wallace predicted the videophone predicament in 1993 Except instead of coming to the conclusion people wouldn’t use it, Infinite Jest has a whole like 6 page exposition on how people ended up developing masks that had perfect-looking faces on them that made them terrified of actually ever meeting anyone Just-In-Timeberlake posted:ya i'm reading this now, p much every c-level should be in jail for financial fraud and violation of i've-lost-count-of-number of federal laws she was born into wealth and will die with magnitudes more money than everyone here
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