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Faster Blaster
Feb 6, 2010

New TSA training video: A More Artistic Grope.

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Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Martial arts eh.

Single leg takedown counter:


Gun disarm, save the woman:


Elite wushu grappling:


Krav maga elbow, pressure point, chokehold:
https://i.imgur.com/5OM2fmO.mp4

The real poo poo:



Count Roland has a new favorite as of 13:41 on Jun 1, 2018

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Count Roland posted:

The real poo poo:





This is like when I found out there was ring fighting for knights in full plate armor! What are these?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Solice Kirsk posted:

This is like when I found out there was ring fighting for knights in full plate armor! What are these?

first: https://teamsfight.com/

Probably bunch of football hooligans who wanted to get the adrenaline rush without meddling policemen/risk of the other side bringing knives.

Kennel has a new favorite as of 14:05 on Jun 1, 2018

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

TSA patdowns have gotten weird

edit: whoops, beaten to the joke

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Kennel posted:

first: https://teamsfight.com/

Probably bunch of football hooligans who wanted to get the adrenaline rush without meddling policemen/risk of the other side bringing knives.

Eh, that's dumb. Would be much better with actual MMA athletes than just "any dumb gently caress who wants a fight".

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


The Martial Art of Doctor Moreau

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Are there bat'leth competitions?

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Solice Kirsk posted:

This is like when I found out there was ring fighting for knights in full plate armor!

Hell yeah

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Michael Ironside really let himself go.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/4j8tGgI.gifv

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

every Steven Seagal movie

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Are each of those touches supposed to be simulating some kind of strike?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



spacetoaster posted:

Are each of those touches supposed to be simulating some kind of strike?

"simulating"?

I guarantee you, the only reason that student isn't a pile of shattered bone in a skin sack is that the master is reining in his Chi.

E: here is a Chi Master at his peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Count Roland posted:


Krav maga elbow, pressure point, chokehold:
https://i.imgur.com/5OM2fmO.mp4



man oh man trying to find out more about this but no luck

Rogue 7
Oct 13, 2012

Shageletic posted:

man oh man trying to find out more about this but no luck

The quality's a bit low but I think it could be at Citi Field?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Shageletic posted:

man oh man trying to find out more about this but no luck

Sad thing is if he put any loving effort into actually committing to those hits, he could've done some damage.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Fat dads can take a lot of damage. You gotta be on your A game if you're going to go toe to toe with one.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

Fat dads can take a lot of damage. You gotta be on your A game if you're going to go toe to toe with one.

What they lack in endurance they make up for in burst strength. Have to rope a dope

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Shageletic posted:

man oh man trying to find out more about this but no luck

The company that handles security for Lucas Oil Stadium says it no longer employs a man caught on video attacking someone during the Drum Corp International World Championships last week.

The video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNJWqlNvDng

glynnenstein has a new favorite as of 22:31 on Jun 1, 2018

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

Richard D. James goes Vogueing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVKLVT1NlUk

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hahah he got his rear end whooped by some band geek dad.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



I absolutely love the guy walking into frame in the last second. Whoever he is, he's the real star of this show.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/ACraRpd.gifv

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




This is X-Arm, Extreme Armwrestling. It's as dumb as it sounds.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
This is amazing. Way better than regular arm wrestling.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Jj3QfXX.gifv



https://i.imgur.com/Lnrsh6k.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Are we doing a violence theme?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

https://i.imgur.com/6d69rcd.gifv

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/7nLm7si.mp4

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Wow, real life version of



(well there's also the actual boomers but you know)

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


spacetoaster posted:

Are each of those touches supposed to be simulating some kind of strike?

Probably. Guy on the left looks like he's initially trying to figure out some good places to strike or chain together in response to the other guy punching, at least before it starts going off the rails (basically, everything past the palm to the face). Meanwhile, the other guy is basically just his test dummy.

That said...punching guy is going to break his hand in a real scenario leading with his pinky knuckle like that, plus his fist isn't properly closed and thumb tucked.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Say Nothing posted:

Are we doing a violence theme?



technically this is force because the citizen was under the assumption that he was interdicting a crime

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't that from Timecop.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Former DILF posted:

technically this is force because the citizen was under the assumption that he was interdicting a crime

Yeah is this one not part of a 'prank' for a Belgian tv show?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

BurntCornMuffin posted:

Probably. Guy on the left looks like he's initially trying to figure out some good places to strike or chain together in response to the other guy punching, at least before it starts going off the rails (basically, everything past the palm to the face). Meanwhile, the other guy is basically just his test dummy.

That said...punching guy is going to break his hand in a real scenario leading with his pinky knuckle like that, plus his fist isn't properly closed and thumb tucked.

Not to mention sometimes waving his other hand around near his head for some reason.

Like, dude, if you want to do dance, just do dance. No point convincing yourself you're learning to fight.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Aramoro posted:

Yeah is this one not part of a 'prank' for a Belgian tv show?

I remember something about it being a prank show but the kicker wasnt in on it.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Prank went wrong, dude got destroyed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CofFW2ZQLVU

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://i.imgur.com/hHJ32Sn.gifv

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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