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Artie might just be missing a part of his brain or something. This is a guy who as a teenager pretended to try to rob a bank as a joke.
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He really blew it not asking for 50 GRAAAAAAAND
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May 30, 2018 01:20
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He should have asked for 2500 bananas, that's gangster talk for cash riiight!
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May 30, 2018 01:42
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Maybe he did get hacked? I mean... Username: @artiequitter Password: stlouisweekend
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Maybe he did get hacked? I mean... I thought his email was wwwdotartiedashlangebackslashJerseyBoyforwardslashdotmobidotcom? That's the one he gave Siobhan.
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May 30, 2018 04:20
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Grant DaNasty posted:I can hear him now. Is this from Roseanne or Artie?
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Moniker posted:Is this from Roseanne or Artie? Roseanne BArtie Lange
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May 30, 2018 15:57
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I think it's time to give the ol sal apology another listen. Join me, won't you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SSI1PBMTLs
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May 31, 2018 00:03
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Sal Governale, forever allowing the question "Who would have guessed that Donald Trump would be the first wackpacker to beat his wife to death?" to be asked https://soundcloud.com/ken-hames/3-2-09-beat-my-wife-sal-song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaShH-FSnlI
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This is another great song that will one day be used as evidence in the murder trial of Christine Governale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFpryuETvA
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May 31, 2018 03:11
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Hi. This is Sal Goobernally.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZw1Boj5S7g
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May 31, 2018 04:48
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*grunt* You that reporter I called? *grunt*
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May 31, 2018 05:45
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It's KC's sausage party, he'll kiss a guy if he wants to.... Guy if he wants to... Guy if he wants to... You'd kiss a guy too, if you loved man goo!
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May 31, 2018 20:13
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I reckon that was Steve Brandano, I sucked his pecker at a sockhop in 1938...
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May 31, 2018 21:02
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John finally wrote the book. I'm guessing it'll be mostly bullshit because, well, John's a bullshitter.
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Jun 1, 2018 03:40
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So in New Jersey if you have 81 decks of heroin you get 4 years probation and 50 hours community service.
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And have a fuckload of money**
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So when Artie inevitably violates his probation will he have to do jail time?
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an adult beverage posted:So when Artie inevitably violates his probation will he have to do jail time? Double secret probation
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Does Artie still have a fuckload of money? I don't think the Borgata is still calling him to do stand-up. With his lifestyle I would imagine the guy shits through everything he earns.
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Bonzo posted:So in New Jersey if you have 81 decks of heroin you get 4 years probation and 50 hours community service. He had a wealthy addict's amount of heroin (because poor addicts buy a day or so's worth at a time). Throwing addicts in jail is how we got our current godawful lovely prison system. an adult beverage posted:So when Artie inevitably violates his probation will he have to do jail time? I would imagine so, yes. Jail honestly would have been better for Artie the addict because probation means drug testing which means he has to be clean for 4 years and...yea.
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Crotch Bat posted:I would imagine so, yes. Jail honestly would have been better for Artie the addict because probation means drug testing which means he has to be clean for 4 years and...yea. Somebody is about to earn a lot of money selling Artie clean piss.
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Oh my God that nose: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2018/06/artie_lange_sentencing_heroin_possession_newark_nj.html
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Lifespan posted:Oh my God that nose: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2018/06/artie_lange_sentencing_heroin_possession_newark_nj.html the gently caress? In all seriousness, what causes that?
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Lifespan posted:Oh my God that nose: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2018/06/artie_lange_sentencing_heroin_possession_newark_nj.html The Article posted:Lange told the judge that not being able to work would have been financially "devastating" for him. He also noted that his mother relies on his financial support. Jesus christ, you gently caress. If that's true, goddamn you. Not only would your death emotionally hurt her, but you're just outright loving with her life with the poo poo you're pulling.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Jesus christ, you gently caress. If that's true, goddamn you. Not only would your death emotionally hurt her, but you're just outright loving with her life with the poo poo you're pulling. I call bullshit because Artie's sister seems to do well and I'm sure she could support her. Unless She's fed up with the co dependency from both of them.
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There's no way Artie can stay clean for 4 years. I say he'll be locked up by Labor Day.
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Bonzo posted:the gently caress? In all seriousness, what causes that? He's storing heroin in there for winter.
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Add me to the list that does not think Artie will make it. I think the community service was too light, but just throwing him in jail would be a waste of tax money. I wish him the best and expect the worst! Also, Artie pushed on his Twitter before the sentencing about his mom. I'm sure her house is paid off and she probably can live off social security for the rest of her life, but whatever to try and get the judge to let him continue to tour.
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Jun 2, 2018 04:13
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He'll just call in sick for the community service.
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Jun 2, 2018 04:42
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what ever happened with his attempt to extort 25,000(?) bucks from howard
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Evil Agita posted:what ever happened with his attempt to extort 25,000(?) bucks from howard I heard Artie got in a fight with this guy named Joe Corsin. Squashed the beef with those 25 dimes riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Lifespan posted:Add me to the list that does not think Artie will make it. I think the community service was too light, but just throwing him in jail would be a waste of tax money. I wish him the best and expect the worst! His mom is probably fine and Artie just said that poo poo to influence his sentence. Artie lies, Artie always lies.
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baba booey
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this guy
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hit em with the heeeieieeeeieiiieiiiiiiin
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:hit em with the heeeieieeeeieiiieiiiiiiin
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