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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
where. is. melanie!!!!!!

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

"Hello?" - Melania Trump

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Al! posted:

where. is. melanie!!!!!!

I'm afraid she's dead Jim.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

where. is. melanie!!!!!!

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Leave. Melange. Alone!

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

it's important to let the dead rest peacefully

leave melanie alone

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
my new pet theory is that Melanie is jet setting around the world as a kind hearted super villain stealing historical artifacts and teaching kids about geography and history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGufyFt6zQc

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Where in the world is Melanie Santrumpo?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
lol 2 idiots 1 idea

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



this article gets weird

quote:

There is the simple fact that people just want to look at Mrs. Trump. Her glamour is mesmerizing -- combining a keen sartorial savvy with long elegant limbs, immaculate posture and the ability to glide down and up stairs or traverse lawns in 4-inch stilettos as if in stocking feet. But Melania is also a powerful magnet of fascination because she is the opposite of her husband -- steely and quiet and discreet. The picture of dignity.

quote:

Melania’s husband, our president, vigorously stokes division to cement his hold on power. In the face of that we can, and should, agree, that she unites us. Let’s keep it that way.

and of course the author moaning about how unfairly Melanie is being treated is a rich white woman

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
long elegant limbs...................................................... oh my god melania is slenderman!!!!!!!!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

SKULL.GIF posted:

this article gets weird



and of course the author moaning about how unfairly Melanie is being treated is a rich white woman

starting to get into braco territory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRY3D59dn4

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


love too glide up and down stairs and traverse lawns as if in stocking feet

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


everyone makes fun of this but the author makes a good point: everyone dies alone and we should not disturb the natural order of things lest we risk opening the rift

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

this article gets weird



and of course the author moaning about how unfairly Melanie is being treated is a rich white woman

oh god she kidnapped melanie

thats why she wrote the article its to cover her tracks

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1002603325458657280

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


please stop asking where melania is. i have her. she is gliding up and down my stairs, as if in stocking feet. do not disturbe

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

Where in the world is Melanie Santrumpo?



I miss Rockapella

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22aMIOa35ko

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Melanie

where have u ben where

where have u ben where

where have u ben where

you crazy giiiiiiiiirrl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns3d9Aa85MA

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 21 days!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlp3wmE4bbI

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Well she decorates the White House from the east wing to the south lawn,
She's a model from Slovenia now in Washington DC,
She'll plagiarize your hash tags and steal your prime time speeches,
Tell me where in the world is Melania Trump?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

if only someone had given this advice to donald. rip

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

Where in the world is Melanie Santrumpo?



is that the last we seen of her ?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
melania spotted in paris!!!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

is that the last we seen of her ?

Maybe she went to the holy mountain

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This whole episode has really put to rest all those Fake Melania rumors.

Unless ... did something happen to Fake Melania too??? :ohdear:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
dark horse: marla maples just shows the gently caress up with a big matched set of luggage on Monday to the white house

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

dark horse: marla maples just shows the gently caress up with a big matched set of luggage on Monday to the white house

That would explain why Tiffany gets to go to Camp David

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


when you definitely can close your eyes

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

img-that-weird-crying-kid-on-youtube.mp4

SKULL.GIF posted:

and of course the author moaning about how unfairly Melanie is being treated is a rich white woman

this reads like a woman feeling a whole lot of guilt about desperately wanting to divorce her husband, but is terrified that the gravy train will leave without her

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

she's in a better place. but not by much

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1002304911915155457?s=19

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

love too glide up and down stairs and traverse lawns as if in stocking feet

easy for a ghost

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
stockings made of ectoplasm

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
The fact that the entire Trump brood except Barron are going to Camp David this weekend tells me him and Melania are holed up in Trump Tower.

Either that or she’s been kidnapped by the North Koreans to use as ransom in the upcoming negotiations...but the jokes on them cause Trump don’t give a fuuuuck

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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

if melanie is with barron..... does that mean barron is dead too :ohdear:

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