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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Lethal Drizzle posted:

Pastebin by someone claiming to be part of the group that started Q, I don't really follow this stuff that closely I just like laughing at the crazy so can't say if it sounds super legit or not but was surprised to see it hasn't even been posted here.

https://pastebin.com/dZbP9hCt

The grammar here is awful; what exactly is this person claiming was the point of Q?

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Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so

McGlockenshire posted:

The fake officialism at the start is a huge red flag. Who is that supposed to impress? Who is the target audience?

That said, I would absolutely believe this is true.

The part where they get early info from a hacked journalists server smells like bs to me. I can’t think of a time they have actually predicted something specific ahead of time that wasn’t super obvious.

If this isn’t true, then yeah it’s probably something very much like this.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
I like the part where they just get images other places online, but then tamper with them in ways that fool Reverse GIS into not finding any matches. That's one of the legit questions I've had about Q posts, since people have insisted he's produced a number of unique photos not found anywhere else online.

I know nothing about image formatting, is this something credible?

Threep
Apr 1, 2006

It's kind of a long story.

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I like the part where they just get images other places online, but then tamper with them in ways that fool Reverse GIS into not finding any matches. That's one of the legit questions I've had about Q posts, since people have insisted he's produced a number of unique photos not found anywhere else online.

I know nothing about image formatting, is this something credible?
Facebook/Instagram pictures don't show up on reverse GIS at all unless they're also posted elsewhere. Don't even need to do any tampering.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I like the part where they just get images other places online, but then tamper with them in ways that fool Reverse GIS into not finding any matches. That's one of the legit questions I've had about Q posts, since people have insisted he's produced a number of unique photos not found anywhere else online.

I know nothing about image formatting, is this something credible?

it is quite possible to fool image-matching algorithms

https://spectrum.ieee.org/cars-that-think/transportation/sensors/slight-street-sign-modifications-can-fool-machine-learning-algorithms

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Is there any particular field where QAnon could *theoretically* be someone's PhD project? Or would that require the mother of all Human Experimentation Ethical Board paperwork?

the board takes one look and reaches for the big stamp labeled NO

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I like the part where they just get images other places online, but then tamper with them in ways that fool Reverse GIS into not finding any matches. That's one of the legit questions I've had about Q posts, since people have insisted he's produced a number of unique photos not found anywhere else online.

I know nothing about image formatting, is this something credible?

It's very easy to produce unique photos, especially when they're of fake poo poo that needs to bear no connection to reality.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Depending on where the person/people running the thing are, they could also just take random pictures of stuff. It's not illegal or anything, and it's not like the pictures themselves usually have any real meaning or proof or anything...

Threep
Apr 1, 2006

It's kind of a long story.

A crazy person posted:

Trump is the Bravest ever

Reread Q posts...everytime he says, "As the Word Turns" could represent the Security around the President either stopped an Assassination Attempt or Killed an Attempted Assassin.

I believe Q repeated the Phrase 8 times. drat Brave President we have! Willing to sacrifice his life to make our lives better. I AM ALL IN FOR TRUMP!

Standish
May 21, 2001

Moose-Alini posted:

The part where they get early info from a hacked journalists server smells like bs to me.
also that secret copy of twitter with all the tweets 15 minutes in advance. Given Trump's limited vocabulary and range of interests, it's not that hard to predict a specific word or phrase.

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Threep posted:

quote:

Reread Q posts...everytime he says, "As the Word Turns" could represent every time the President has poo poo himself in bed.

I believe Q repeated the Phrase 8 times. drat Brave President we have!

More plausible

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



The idea of Trump being able to fend off a professional assassin in a fight is hilarious.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Lurdiak posted:

The idea of Trump being able to fend off a professional assassin in a fight is hilarious.

He's probably the single politician in office in America that would be least plausible for. And I'm including a terminal cancer patient and a double amputee in that calculus.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I'm picturing a Verhoeven directed scene that ends with a closeup on a corpse with fries sticking grotesquely out of its mouth.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

I am really waiting for Dinesh D’Souza to get out of prison and claim he is Q.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

quote:

To: EMI_Guy

I believe that Rush is firmly on our side. I do not think that he is establishment. He is an entertainer, a news disperser and a educator in the cause of Conservatism and Americanism. That said, that does not mean we are robots. I am sick and tired of Republicans losing sight of the fact, that we are not Democrats.

We should be able to tolerate views not our own, but within the Conservative, right-wing, whatever you want to call it. After all Rush might have pushed Romney but he did not endorse a Democrat.

There has never been a person alive that I have ever completely agreed with. I look for most in common views and go from there.

As for children.... The rats use kids. I do not think it is necessary to fawn over children. I neither like them or dislike them. I think they should be protected from evil. What little I know of the underside, absolutely breaks my heart. Most of the time it is in some way the parents fault, whether intentional or not. Abuse and neglect. It becomes a "family" tradition. Aided and abetted by the government. The government broke up the family. The government mandated public school indoctrination. The government decides how you can discipline your child. The government decides what inoculations your child has.

The upshot is, they want your kids, so they can be their slaves.

Whether or not Rush has a fondness for kids, the last thing any responsible adult does is to turn away a child seeking knowledge. Unfortunately the left is after your kids. The right is not.

Sorry if this is babbling. 

836 posted on 5/31/2018, 6:18:13 AM by defconw (To Q or not to Q!..... Of course I am going to Q!)

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quote:

To: bitt

Q may as well take a break until the IG report breaks, I suppose. You know the team wants to celebrajte *with* us, and they had to be tickled pink with that initial soften-up BOOM on ValJar.

846 posted on 5/31/2018, 6:58:47 AM by txhurl (World War Q..... next stop: Antarctica. - thanks, xone!)

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Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 31, 2018

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Our president is so brave for fending off assassination attempts I just made up in my head that could be linked to a phrase :psyduck: That uh...that sure is some logic there

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Our president is so brave for fending off assassination attempts I just made up in my head that could be linked to a phrase :psyduck: That uh...that sure is some logic there

Like all the Trumpists, they're also huge on the "Donald could've just cruised on his billions and lived the high life, but he's making a supreme sacrifice by taking on the most prestigious position on the planet. Also you know he can never be corrupted because he already has billions."

I used to vaguely believe the idea that already rich people couldn't be corrupted, but then I read one single snarky line somewhere on the internet that changed that: "billionaires: the people renowned for never wanting more money than they already have."


EDIT: r/GA has been a bit aimless this weak for lack of new crumbs, but they're all abuzz about the D'Souza pardon and Rosanne. So for the moment they're kind of like r/T_D except significantly more religious.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 20:02 on May 31, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Some Qtips are referring to this gap as "10 days of darkness" which has happened a few times before.

Meanwhile, they're all hot and bothered about a new theory that dropped, based entirely on Q using the phrase "wind the clock" back in December.

Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands concluded that the "clock" means that every day since 18 December or so is one "minute" and started graphing out a clock face with a spiral calendar around it. Since months aren't evenly 30 days, the days of the month don't align, and then he starts marking every "minute" that was a day that Q posted. I looked at the pattern and I don't see anything, probably because I'm not on meth and not experiencing pareidolia.

It gets worse: they'll shoot an azimuth from the center of the clock, so for example a straight line covering 12/25, 2/23, and 4/24 and then find some way that all those days have some related amazing Q news. And further from that, they'll predict further out on the spiral, so anticipating Q drops in future weeks that align with the clock face based on a line drawn through past days. Based on this, some Qtips are now convinced that the "white hats" planned this all out even before Trump's declaring his candidacy, and that all these events like indictments, false-flag attacks, etc are occurring on a rigid timeline down to the exact day which is predicted by this clock.

It's even more insane than I'm describing, here's a link: https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/05/31/wind-the-clock-qclocks-explained-qanon-greatawakening/


TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
This is pretty gross; these fuckers are salivating for military rule and courts martial for US civilians. Nothing says patriotism like praying for a coup!

quote:

Martial Law is coming. See Q drops. Be at peace.

The USA is in a slow-mo civil war (gov vs gov war at this point). Perhaps coup is a better word.

Martial Law is coming.

Be at peace - it will be the white hats utilizing the special laws that allow civilians to be courts martialed, thus circumventing the corrupted (in) justice system and subjecting rogue civilians to military law instead of the standard, corrupt, compromised legal system of the USA.

This will allow for a swift round-up of many bad actors: child and human traffickers, hit squads of MS13, treasonous current and former politicians, and Clowns in American / No Such Agency plants in media, key antifa and BLM terrorists (and those funding them - is that William "Bill" Reeves and wife Debbie Berger? Just wondering. Maybe it is the Bishop Estate?) [dig]

The internet will go out, the media will be off. Cell phones down. It must happen fast so black hats cannot warn each other or escape. We want to avoid SpecOps having to go and get them... think of it as a nationwide raid, so the bad gals/guys can't escape. When the lights come back on, there will be empty chairs in House and Senate, MSM will have presenters missing, and execs. Susan Rice how is your husbands job security?

[Anderson Cooper may I ask, how long did you "intern" at the Clowns IA?]

Mockingbird

Properties in Hawaii, Florida, CA and more will be swarmed and seized, their prisoners and sex slaves freed, and the dissolved bodies discovered.

Doubt?

Follow the EO's, see the adaptations made re: martial law, courts martial and civilians.

How else can a housecleaning happen with such widespread corruption?

Civilian courts martial, which requires martial law.

In order to leapfrog the corrupted judicial process, martial law provides for civilian courts martials. See recent Q drops and read the EO on it. Coincidence? No, its a precursor, setting the stage.

Perhaps limited scope (critical ports of entry, MS13 strongholds, selected private properties, all air traffic grounded) , perhaps nationwide. SA deployed their NG and went martial. POTUS authorized NG deployed last year.

Remember who fought hard to prevent the NG in their state from being used?

Port of entry states?

Hawaii test of emergency system.

Oregon test of emergency system.

California or FL next?

Increased domestic mil activity esp at night .

DO NOT BE STOKED INTO FIGHTING

There are those in managed opposition for the DS, who would wage a war for your mind**.** They have been setting the stage to set good people against the good military, with alarmist reports that the Deep State will try and overthrow the government, or ' come for your guns'. So, when martial law happens, they would have you fantasize Red Dawn, and fight against our own military.

DO NOT.

The military is one of the only uncompromised sectors.

Their presence is also to mitigate DS sponsored uprisings.

Soros, CF, Muslim Bros, Rothschild minions - they will not go without a fight (unless they can get to China and continue operating).

They are sore losers. When they lose and we win, they will try and scorch the earth.

They will do this partly through inciting rebellion. Love your children (even the teenagers!) and just watch from the sidelines. Fear is the enemies friend - show it love when it arises in you when the storm comes, talk to it. This is the calm before the storm.

Fight fire with water. Distilled, water preferably.

Distillery - do I mean the false front of Dave Stone and Stone Harbour LLC in Hawaii? I wonder how might a false distillery relate to HRC and child trafficking?

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/15365

Never forget our children. Re-open the posts into pizzagate and the politicians.

Keep it open.

How are you today mr vp?

Haiti, we do not forget your abducted children.


Yup, completely rebooting America should take about a week or so. Good thing there will be no interruption to suburban daily life.

quote:

Good the sooner the better I want it this weekend at 4 AM Sunday morning but most important all social media has to be shut down no twitter or facebook no cable TV No News until every single cabal member is arrested on their way to Gitmo. It could be done in 12 hours easy then Trump goes on TV to explain why he did this. Keep the stock markets closed for the entire week to prevent panic selling and a crash. Then a week later America is Great Again. Also raid the Federal Reserve and Abolish the IRS and FBI and CIA and Trump announces every single person gets a Full Refund of every dollar they ever paid in taxes.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Jun 1, 2018

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Jade Helm Watch 2018 off to a good start

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
I continue to be depressed by how quickly the exact same online tinfoil communities that were so paranoid about a martial law coup where civil liberties are suspended and the undesirables are rounded up and sent to detention camps (in the Bush and Obama years) have largely pivoted to begging for the Dear Leader to do exactly that.

It shouldn't be a surprise, but I miss the anti-authoritarian sentiment of some corners of the old conspiracy internet. Nowadays even the lightworker / Galactic Federation / crystal healing types seem to have even odds of being Trump supporters.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
See, when a black president does a martial law it’s bad.

When a white president does a martial law, it’s good.

Bing bong so simple!

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
See that's the thing, it used to be bad when a white president did it too! Places like Above Top Secret and Godlike Productions were poo poo scared of Dubya throwing everybody into FEMA camps back in like 2006. I like to think some of them would have gone back to that if it'd been President Cruz instead of Trump, or if some of their shitbag racism hadn't been made so much more obvious over the Obama years.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Everyone is making fun of us; this is good for Bitcoin QAnon!

This is verbatim Gamergate rhetoric from 2014 or 2015, down to inventing an "anti-[us]" with which to characterize disagreement with them as organized bad faith rather than simply disorganized people who aren't loving tools.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

See that's the thing, it used to be bad when a white president did it too!
The (D) behind the president name has more influence on that i think. The skin color just triggers extra insanity.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

You can't skip your birth control for that many days. It will stop working.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
that there is straight up time cube, right

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
No, this one's a circle.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

“Hit squads of MS-13”

Do they think MS-13 is an army of raiders out of Mad Max or Fallout?

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

chitoryu12 posted:

“Hit squads of MS-13”

Do they think MS-13 is an army of raiders out of Mad Max or Fallout?

Trained and equipped by the Mexican government

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is MS-13 like one up from MJ-12?

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

OwlFancier posted:

Is MS-13 like one up from MJ-12?

You're beginning to exceed your clearance. What are you, Angel/0A?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

chitoryu12 posted:

“Hit squads of MS-13”

Do they think MS-13 is an army of raiders out of Mad Max or Fallout?

absolutely yes. Trump has taken a small, incredibly isolated, gang and turned it into a roving national scourge purely because they're active near where Trump lives.

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

I hope john Oliver gets around to doing a segment on all this poo poo. It's ripe for comedy.

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

“Hit squads of MS-13”

Do they think MS-13 is an army of raiders out of Mad Max or Fallout?

Alex Jones says they're the Democrat's army of hit men.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
It really can't be said enough that Trump is only obsessed with MS-13 because they have a lot of activity in Long Island

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sexpig by night posted:

It really can't be said enough that Trump is only obsessed with MS-13 because they have a lot of activity in Long Island

It is also the easiest one for him to remember and pronounce.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Zil posted:

It is also the easiest one for him to remember and pronounce.

That too yea

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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

they've also been around for like what, a decade at least?

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