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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

cuntman.net posted:

if melanie is with barron..... does that mean barron is dead too :ohdear:

we regret to inform you that barron trump allowed himself to be beheaded by kathy griffin, believing it the only way to be reunited with his mother

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
malenie is finally in her happy place

Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007
Honestly i'm still laughing at this https://twitter.com/NickBossRoss/status/1000073051524890625

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Oooo you gotta
Make your own kind of policy
Tweet your own racist songs
Make your own kind of policy
Even if Melanie won't sing along

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

The last fight in Cowboy Bebop but Spike says "Melanie is dead." instead of Julia get on it photoshoppers tia

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ramc posted:

The last fight in Cowboy Bebop but Spike says "Melanie is dead." instead of Julia get on it photoshoppers tia

sorry i tried but all i got is this crude drawing of parappa the rapper with a boner

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

love too glide up and down stairs and traverse lawns as if in stocking feet

gliding up and down stairs and traversing lawns as if in stocking feet to trigger the libs

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

sorry i tried but all i got is this crude drawing of parappa the rapper with a boner



u gotta REDEEM

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
I just happened to be looking out the window and Melanie was just completely booking across my yard and jumped the hedge into the neighbor's property. I had a look but man the way she was flying she's long gone

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



The Nastier Nate posted:

Well she decorates the White House from the east wing to the south lawn,
She's a model from Slovenia now in Washington DC,
She'll plagiarize your hash tags and steal your prime time speeches,
Tell me where in the world is Melania Trump?

thats right GUMSHOE

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I will lol if melania is dead sorry but I don’t feel a thing for those who got riches and comfort off the backs of the exploited getting what they deserve

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
yeah, she's treated donal real bad. like get your own money melanie

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol that’s obviously not at all what I meant. let’s not make any rich white person a victim for the sake of memes sorry bruh

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1002661007657877504

https://twitter.com/70Ceeks/status/1002599647448391683

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:lol:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1002771442952388608

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Farte raid

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1002571484156645376

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cant believe krag t nelson is repeating the same joke over an over of saying something humouropus which is not literally factual

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Did we have a Melanie Trump sighting today?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
she’s dead op

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

GobiasIndustries posted:

Did we have a Melanie Trump sighting today?
I looked into all the windows but all I saw was my neighbor flipping me off.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



melania trump is alive in all our hearts

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

she's playing video games with Barron and smoking weed in the JFK room

weed and video games aka the life

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

she's playing video games with Barron and smoking weed in the JFK room

that's a nice thought :unsmith:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:thunk:
https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1002984804885893122

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

what did he mean by this

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Stairmaster posted:

what did he mean by this

it means that the right wing is about to be groomed to accept the reality of Melania's death

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

McGlockenshire posted:

it means that the right wing is about to be groomed to accept the reality of Melania's death

They've accepted everything else lying down with rear end up, accepting a dead first lady is nothing

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol David frum belongs in The Hague also wow that’s hosed up if true

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

what in the world

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

what in the world

The NYT obtained a memo from Trump's legal team to Robert Mueller and it basically said "the president can't obstruct justice because he is justice"

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Donald trump will become the god of this new world.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


:thunk:

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Stairmaster posted:

Donald trump will become the god of this new world.

he can't write though

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