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homeowner | 39 | 22.41% | |
renter | 69 | 39.66% | |
stupid peace of poo poo | 66 | 37.93% | |
Total: | 174 votes |
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"Who am I to stand in the way of this?" asks Paula Bennet from behind the wheel of her SUV as it ploughs into a crowd of people. "This doesn't sound right, this raises alarm bells for me," she says as people shriek in pain and terror. "If I were responsible for this I think I'd be looking at individual cases of harm here," she remarks seriously, stepping out of her car amid broken bodies and horrified onlookers.
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:09 |
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bike tory posted:"Who am I to stand in the way of this?" asks Paula Bennet from behind the wheel of her SUV as it ploughs into a crowd of people. "This doesn't sound right, this raises alarm bells for me," she says as people shriek in pain and terror. "If I were responsible for this I think I'd be looking at individual cases of harm here," she remarks seriously, stepping out of her car amid broken bodies and horrified onlookers. You're assuming here this disgusting pig-human hybrid vomited forth from the anus of hell can actually fit in a car built for humans.
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# ? May 30, 2018 23:37 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:You're assuming here this disgusting pig-human hybrid vomited forth from the anus of hell can actually fit in a car built for humans. Have you not seen the new and improved Paula Bennett post bypass surgery? She is now a disgusting human at a more reasonable weight, a vast improvement
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# ? May 31, 2018 04:16 |
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Come on guys, busting her for her weight? The entire branch is bowing but you're still going for the lowest hanging fruit? By all means, her myriad of issues can be reflected in her weight to some extent - but at least try to go for something imaginative.
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# ? May 31, 2018 04:31 |
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Fine then: Paula Bennett is an evil person known for smearing critics by leaking their personal information, and a ghoul of a social welfare minister who presided over perhaps the biggest scam of the last decade which had people kicked out of state housing because of a moral panic over methamphetamine.
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# ? May 31, 2018 05:01 |
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Imaginative, son. You're just reciting facts. She has the general malaise about her that can only be cultivated by the exacerbation of the suffering of sapient life, the delight of their pain, to which her atrophied mind is numb to anything else. She is the rot upon the lettuce in the garden salad of life, she is the creature that if it were worth mentioning, must not be. She is primordial ooze without the scientific value, she is the poison within the soul of man.
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# ? May 31, 2018 06:05 |
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You guys have totally ruined my joke
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# ? May 31, 2018 06:37 |
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They did to your joke what Paula Bennett did for social housing
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# ? May 31, 2018 07:37 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Imaginative, son. You're just reciting facts. To be fair reciting facts about Paula Bennett really does a great job of attacking her.
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# ? May 31, 2018 09:41 |
WarpedNaba posted:Come on guys, busting her for her weight? The entire branch is bowing but you're still going for the lowest hanging fruit? alright i'll say it she's grotesquely obese and that's just about the least disgusting thing about her
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# ? May 31, 2018 09:54 |
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Xik posted:They did to your joke what Paula Bennett did for social housing
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# ? May 31, 2018 09:58 |
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I hate Paula as much as the next goon but the government really should be providing compensation for the people kicked out of their homes.
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# ? May 31, 2018 10:12 |
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This page has some of the worst posts in this dumpster fire of a thread, jfc
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# ? May 31, 2018 10:34 |
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We learn at the feet of the master.
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# ? May 31, 2018 10:50 |
great posts fellas
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# ? May 31, 2018 10:53 |
might do a new thread over the weekend, the op's heaps out of date
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# ? May 31, 2018 10:59 |
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My first few posts in this thread got me called a racist for suggesting our education system is stacked against Maori and Pasifika kids, while one of my last incited some truly terrible posts filled with impotent and nerdy rage A fitting end
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# ? May 31, 2018 11:14 |
all of mine, are good
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# ? May 31, 2018 11:21 |
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exmarx posted:all of mine, are good
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# ? May 31, 2018 11:43 |
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exmarx posted:all of mine, are good exmarx posted:I'm the guy who puts razorblades in lollies or whatever
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# ? May 31, 2018 11:54 |
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Burn this thread like it were a preacher's dick.
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# ? May 31, 2018 13:15 |
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All the hair got burnt off my body and now I smell like a sack of burnt hair.
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# ? May 31, 2018 19:18 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:All the hair got burnt off my body and now I smell like a sack of burnt hair. The smoke rises on high to Heaven where G_d savours it, and is pleased
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# ? May 31, 2018 21:50 |
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Robo Captain posted:I hate Paula as much as the next goon but the government really should be providing compensation for the people kicked out of their homes. There really needs to be a way to claw back the cash for doing so from the people who actually caused it in the first place. From the minister at the top all the way to the testers who knew the whole thing was a sham but were making money out of it.
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# ? May 31, 2018 22:03 |
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Speaking of housing ministers, Twyford is laying the smack down against those who hate poors.quote:"If you don't want to have affordable housing or quality density housing in your neighbourhood, you go and live in Pokeno or Dairy Flat,"
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# ? May 31, 2018 22:22 |
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Leave the city? Half of 'em don't even live in the province.
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 06:21 |
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Xik posted:Speaking of housing ministers, Twyford is laying the smack down against those who hate poors.
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:38 |
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Another day another loving clusterbomb left by the National government https://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/104421678/children-left-in-limbo-by-family-court-system--barrister Family court is under resourced and National’s response was to cut access to legal aid and scrap counselling sessions for families involved. Kids have been left in limbo for years.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 05:37 |
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There needs to be a commission of inquiry into the previous National government, because it’s clear they were not fit to govern.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 08:31 |
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The general public's already pissing themselves over a slight tax hike, something like a general inquiry wouldn't pass popular approval by any yardstick.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 08:38 |
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WarpedNaba posted:something like a general inquiry wouldn't pass popular approval good thing they don't need to
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 09:57 |
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Yeah what's the voter base that Labour needs popular approval from on this issue? Nat voters have pretty much shown they're not abandoning the party even when a literal Muppet, whose only line of attack on this government is saying that they're Communists over and over, is leader.
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 13:18 |
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The base that's going to be influenced by the constant media spin that Labour is wasting taxpayer dollars on a witch-hunt that just so happens to gloss over why it was started (Or what it will unearth, for that matter). Y'know, the idiots? Of which there are a sizable amount?
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 13:50 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:43 |
new thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858970
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