Al! posted:sorry i tried but all i got is this crude drawing of parappa the rapper with a boner you were close tho, op
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Stairmaster posted:Donald trump will become the god of this new world. SpiderHyphenMan posted:he can't write though idea- death note parody with donald trump as kira and he misspells every name every time
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Jun 3, 2018 00:01
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iirc that results in the death note killing the user.
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Jun 3, 2018 00:02
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:he can't write though Now you're getting it.
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Jun 3, 2018 00:03
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Melania got a black eye through a legitimate accident but Trump knows no one will believe that
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Jun 3, 2018 01:32
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Meliabna turnop
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Jun 3, 2018 01:35
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the first lady (federal property)
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Jun 3, 2018 01:39
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The most amazing thing about Wifegate isn’t that the First Lady has vanished for 3 weeks and no one cares, but somehow no one in the White House has leaked what actually happened to her
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Jun 3, 2018 02:12
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The Nastier Nate posted:The most amazing thing about Wifegate isn’t that the First Lady has vanished for 3 weeks and no one cares, but somehow no one in the White House has leaked what actually happened to her The no leaks part is the strongest evidence that she's dead. Someone told the the staff they'd all get charged as accessories and so they are shutting the hell up.
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Jun 3, 2018 02:15
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a plotline clearly inspired by game of thrones, lazy writers
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Jun 3, 2018 02:25
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Jun 3, 2018 02:34
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mods please rename thread to "weekend at melanie's"
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Jun 3, 2018 02:50
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https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/391293803958505472?s=19 Dont miss this one. Some reporter clowns on him so Trumpy logs onto his alt. In case it gets deleted. 
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Jun 3, 2018 03:47
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ya she dead
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Jun 3, 2018 04:38
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Percelus posted:ya she dead Was she ever alive, really?
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Jun 3, 2018 04:55
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Stairmaster posted:iirc that results in the death note killing the user. It doesn't, the first person Kira kills he only hears the name so he writes down multiple spellings to make sure he gets him I think it's trying to kill someone who's already dead that kills the user
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Jun 3, 2018 05:02
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Was she ever alive, really? her heart died with yugoslavia
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Jun 3, 2018 05:08
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Percelus posted:her heart died with yugoslavia she was a titoist agent this entire time and has finally been recalled back to home
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Jun 3, 2018 05:10
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Got traded for the prisoners, duh.
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Jun 3, 2018 05:56
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Stairmaster posted:what did he mean by this lets say you wrote a story about sources claiming the president beat the poo poo outta his wife and lets say your employer refuses to publish it and lets say for the sake of argument that you wanted to hint at it and lets say you have a social media account and also let us suppose that you decide to pose it as a hypothetical
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Jun 3, 2018 06:06
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Guy Goodbody posted:It doesn't, the first person Kira kills he only hears the name so he writes down multiple spellings to make sure he gets him what if a dead person has the same name as your target
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Jun 3, 2018 06:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:The most amazing thing about Wifegate isn’t that the First Lady has vanished for 3 weeks and no one cares, but somehow no one in the White House has leaked what actually happened to her nobody knows
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Jun 3, 2018 06:09
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punchymcpunch posted:what if a dead person has the same name as your target You picture the face of the person you want to die as you write their name.
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Guy Goodbody posted:You picture the face of the person you want to die as you write their name. why does the spelling matter then? this is very irregular
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Jun 3, 2018 06:14
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melania is db cooper check the dates it all lines up
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Jun 3, 2018 06:15
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punchymcpunch posted:why does the spelling matter then? this is very irregular It's like two-factor authentication. Also, requiring the user of the Death Note to know both the target's name and what they look like was a good limitation narratively speaking, because it created situations where he had to be clever and work to find out information
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Jun 3, 2018 06:17
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:The NYT obtained a memo from Trump's legal team to Robert Mueller and it basically said "the president can't obstruct justice because he is justice" Sounded better in the original French.
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Jun 3, 2018 06:19
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pushpins posted:Melania got a black eye through a legitimate accident but Trump knows no one will believe that That would have healed by now
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Jun 3, 2018 06:43
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PostNouveau posted:That would have healed by now trump felt emasculated that something else gave her the black eye so once it healed he punched her for reals
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Jun 3, 2018 06:44
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PostNouveau posted:That would have healed by now trump tore her face off like a chimp
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Jun 3, 2018 06:45
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trump bruises heal slowly cos the small hands give him higher force per square inch
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Jun 3, 2018 06:46
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punchymcpunch posted:trump tore her face off like a chimp 
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Jun 3, 2018 06:46
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Can you just imagine what would have happened if Michelle Obama had gone missing for like a week lmfao
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Jun 3, 2018 07:29
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im waiting for the spinoff showing what melanie was doing during this time in hell!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 3, 2018 07:31
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punchymcpunch posted:lets say you wrote a story about sources claiming the president beat the poo poo outta his wife and lets say your employer refuses to publish it and lets say for the sake of argument that you wanted to hint at it and lets say you have a social media account and also let us suppose that you decide to pose it as a hypothetical 
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Jun 3, 2018 12:34
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What is the Oktoberfest equivalent in Slovenia and has it recently been celebrated at the White House?
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Jun 3, 2018 12:39
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frankenfreak posted:What is the Oktoberfest equivalent in Slovenia and has it recently been celebrated at the White House? ramadan
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[dis a crosspost] I put up a quick and dirty wordpress placeholder site http://www.melaniaismissing.com it will tell u what day we are on in terms of melanie being missing for those who don't wanna click a link to a useless site, here's the header image:
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's like two-factor authentication. Also, requiring the user of the Death Note to know both the target's name and what they look like was a good limitation narratively speaking, because it created situations where he had to be clever and work to find out information He was only ever ‘tv show clever’ in that none of the writers were actually geniuses so to make him clever they just had everyone else be really dumb.
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Oiled and Ready posted:[dis a crosspost] 
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