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I’m partial to “Eating outside makes you a CUCK”
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I really like "nature is stupid and a curse"
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Jun 3, 2018 15:13
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It came from June the Brexit Queen.
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Jun 3, 2018 15:22
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Females will be the death of our species is so fuckin good though. I want to frame it.
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Jun 3, 2018 15:22
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Field Mousepad posted:Females will be the death of our species is so fuckin good though. I want to frame it. As posted by incel user "PM_ME_STRIPPERS"
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Jun 3, 2018 15:26
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https://twitter.com/locustbones/status/1002964238825086976 Part of me wants to say this can't be real The other part of me remembers when I was on Okinawa and got one of my NCOs with the exact same Deez nuts setup twice in two weeks. "What did you work on at Pope?" "C-130s, A-10s, and Deez." "Deez?" "DEEZ NUTS!!" loving twice. Nearly word for word. So yeah I can buy it
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Jun 3, 2018 15:32
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Walton Simons posted:It came from June the Brexit Queen. You can't even argue with this, because it's just a list of different things that are factually wrong.
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Jun 3, 2018 15:47
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Field Mousepad posted:Females will be the death of our species is so fuckin good though. I want to frame it. I had an English professor who defined irony as speaking the truth without knowing it, and in that sense it's the purest irony.
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Jun 3, 2018 15:54
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Sunswipe posted:I'm guessing their logic is that porn stars with innie pussies have all had cosmetic surgery? You know it!
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Jun 3, 2018 15:55
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:https://twitter.com/locustbones/status/1002964238825086976 I've fallen for this poo poo multiple times in the same day. Same basic script and everything. Some people are  I kinda hope that is real. It makes me feel less alone.
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Jun 3, 2018 15:57
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According to some extremely online people that Darren Mills guy is a parody, unfortunately.
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Jun 3, 2018 15:59
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Fathis Munk posted:You know it! I wish I didn't. 
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Jun 3, 2018 16:01
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Cythereal posted:More low-hanging fruit. These all must be absolutely fascinating, but not for reasons the authors intended. And in ways you can't explain to anyone who isn't already aware of these people.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:09
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 No no no no no NO NO NO gently caress OFF WE'RE FULL.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:13
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:
Agreed. Let's make a note to formally exclude them at the next general agenda meeting.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:23
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RoboRodent posted:Agreed. Let's make a note to formally exclude them at the next general agenda meeting. Sad thing is, "involuntarily celibate" was first written about by a gay woman in the 90s about the experience of being homosexual in a heterosexual world where there simply aren't any other queer women around.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:25
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:https://twitter.com/locustbones/status/1002964238825086976 Coincidentally, Bofa Deez Nutz has now won a horse race. Includes video from the race with some poor announcer having to unemotionally keep saying "Bofa Deez Nuts."
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Jun 3, 2018 16:27
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Cythereal posted:Sad thing is, "involuntarily celibate" was first written about by a gay woman in the 90s about the experience of being homosexual in a heterosexual world where there simply aren't any other queer women around. Oh, I know. In fact, it's been a good description of my life so far (all the single lesbians I know are like. Fifteen years younger than me or my mother's age, so no) which has led to the recent development of a friend trying to set me up with someone she's really sure I might hit it off with, and while we're just cautiously texting each other at this point, I'm full of "holy poo poo I'm thirty five and i don't know how to date as an adult." Still, the solution is "figure it out as I go," not "be awkward and hateful as possible."
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Jun 3, 2018 16:36
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Coincidentally, Bofa Deez Nutz has now won a horse race. Includes video from the race with some poor announcer having to unemotionally keep saying "Bofa Deez Nuts." Okay but the rest of those names.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:40
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Horse names have been completely insane for years.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:44
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The most fascinating aspect to me of those incel threads is how they have revived phrenology to explain how they themselves are inherently inferior.
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Jun 3, 2018 16:53
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RoboRodent posted:Oh, I know. In fact, it's been a good description of my life so far (all the single lesbians I know are like. Fifteen years younger than me or my mother's age, so no) which has led to the recent development of a friend trying to set me up with someone she's really sure I might hit it off with, and while we're just cautiously texting each other at this point, I'm full of "holy poo poo I'm thirty five and i don't know how to date as an adult."   Yeah, probably best to give that term up as a lost cause.
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Jun 3, 2018 17:02
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Jun 3, 2018 17:04
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guwop is a weird twitter joke guy and that corner of the internet thinks foot fetishes are hilarious so I'm pretty sure this is a joke
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Jun 3, 2018 17:09
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Cythereal posted:
Ok it's time for me to get off the internet for the day.
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Jun 3, 2018 17:09
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Cythereal posted:
The gently caress is a "deercel"?
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Jun 3, 2018 17:21
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Cythereal posted:
Dear Clorox, Do you make anything that will work on my soul? You see, ive been on the internet today and
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Jun 3, 2018 17:21
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The term suicidecels is pretty hopeful though
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Jun 3, 2018 17:24
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SiKboy posted:The gently caress is a "deercel"? Deercel fuel
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Jun 3, 2018 17:33
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tyblazitar posted:The most fascinating aspect to me of those incel threads is how they have revived phrenology to explain how they themselves are inherently inferior. You gotta go to some lengths to keep up "I tried once and it was hard and didn't work, how can I make it so I don't have to try again?" And also to keep up the foundational assumption that you, personally, are just garbage and the worst human and unlovable, because most of these guys have heaps of untreated depression that they're just drowning in. Having been in a similar place, it's really, really tough to get to a point where you can fight with the mental illness and claw your way up into something, and it's really, really easy to backslide into "Actually, yeah, I'm the worst and shouldn't bother reaching out to anyone, because it's self-evident that all I'll get is hatred and mockery," even if that hasn't happened for like 90% of your daily interactions.
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Jun 3, 2018 17:44
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SiKboy posted:The gently caress is a "deercel"? Apparently it's just a joke: 
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Jun 3, 2018 17:49
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tyblazitar posted:The most fascinating aspect to me of those incel threads is how they have revived phrenology to explain how they themselves are inherently inferior. So is it like a cuck fetish with these dudes?
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Jun 3, 2018 18:10
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tyblazitar posted:The most fascinating aspect to me of those incel threads is how they have revived phrenology to explain how they themselves are inherently inferior. 
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Jun 3, 2018 18:18
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Cythereal posted:More low-hanging fruit. "Eating Outside Makes You a CUCK" and "Are we part of the LGBT community?" are pretty good but my favorite is probably "1 year NoFap = PENIS ATROPHIED and no longer works" RoboRodent posted:Oh, I know. In fact, it's been a good description of my life so far (all the single lesbians I know are like. Fifteen years younger than me or my mother's age, so no) which has led to the recent development of a friend trying to set me up with someone she's really sure I might hit it off with, and while we're just cautiously texting each other at this point, I'm full of "holy poo poo I'm thirty five and i don't know how to date as an adult." Good luck! 
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Jun 3, 2018 18:21
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Puppy Time posted:You gotta go to some lengths to keep up "I tried once and it was hard and didn't work, how can I make it so I don't have to try again?" You give them more credit than you should. It's closer to "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!"
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Jun 3, 2018 18:38
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Don't forget that it's also the other people's fault.
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Jun 3, 2018 18:41
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Attempting to fix problems is cope
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Jun 3, 2018 19:00
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oldpainless posted:Deercel fuel More like...oldcarbonless? Someone do better.
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Jun 3, 2018 19:16
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Puppy Time posted:You gotta go to some lengths to keep up "I tried once and it was hard and didn't work, how can I make it so I don't have to try again?" Hell I'm in that place myself and have been for years, but for some reason my skull shape has never struck me as the main cause of all my misery. EmmyOk posted:So is it like a cuck fetish with these dudes? My impression is that cuck fetishists are mainly self-loathing, which to be sure incels are too, but they seem a bit too misogynistic to sincerely enjoy seeing a woman receiving sexual pleasure.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Coincidentally, Bofa Deez Nutz has now won a horse race. Includes video from the race with some poor announcer having to unemotionally keep saying "Bofa Deez Nuts." Bofa Deez Nutz apparently had an awkward step out of the gate. In racing, this is known as a bobble. So yes, Bofa Deez Nutz bobbled.
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