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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


cumshitter posted:

hes an otter. not as hairy as a bear, too old to be a cub, but streamlined, smoothe, and aerodynamic

:hmmyes: Excellent thank you

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer


MAGgie

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/NunbergSam/status/1003328382648684544

nunberg gettin catty

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Dems will get a slim majority in 2018, get the blame for the next economic downturn, and we will get a massive red wave in 2020 so they can keep every state gerrymandered for 10 more years and replace every supreme.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



put some piss in there and you've got me

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

It is almost like the power of a major foreign country could help swing a primary.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



could be gina haspel

u never know!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


the actual "reasonably best" case scenario for november's outcome is a firm majority in the house with 250 seats and a thin majority in the senate with ~52-53 seats

there's zero chance of hitting the 60+ in the senate this cycle, holding onto the vulnerable seats while flipping a couple (mccain, flake, heller seats are potential wins)

if that happens then the house will constantly vote on impeachment and investigation proceedings while the senate tries to pressure a few republicans into flipping to support instead of going down with the trump ship. if trump doesn't get successfully impeached then the democrats will run on that for 2020 and we're going to have a lot harder of a time getting a leftist through in the presidential primary.

anyway look at the 2006 wave where 33 senate seats were up for grabs and the split was 18D/15R and the results were 24D/9R.. and that was over a very unpopular war that, while there were anti-war protests yes, didn't have half the country coming out in marches of hundreds of thousands of people to go "what the gently caress!" about nazis and school shootings

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

cumshitter posted:

wrong. panic now, panic later, panic all the time. when you have pizza on a bagle you can panic anytime

:hai:

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Balliver Shagnasty posted:

gently caress the police.

:pigoff:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Elephanthead posted:

Dems will get a slim majority in 2018, get the blame for the next economic downturn, and we will get a massive red wave in 2020 so they can keep every state gerrymandered for 10 more years and replace every supreme.

probably

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Nichael posted:

my favorite party trick is talking to a stranger without having a panic attack

same

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
do you still get a dose of caffeine if you drink the piss of someone who only drinks coffee

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1003357459757649920

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:


please don't use dornal trupms flesh as a crafting ingredient

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
I don’t think McCain’s seat is up this year since he passed the 💀 deadline

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Magic Johnson and Larry bird seem like cool dudes.


There is this documentary about the Celtics and Lakers rivalry. I like it, it's all new to me

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Baller Ina posted:

I don’t think McCain’s seat is up this year since he passed the 💀 deadline

when was that deadline? oh it was friday, gg I guess

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cumshitter posted:

hes an otter. not as hairy as a bear, too old to be a cub, but streamlined, smoothe, and aerodynamic

he's a chub chaser

he has a literal menagerie of bears

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

how loving dumb is it that even after all this, the best case scenario is a slim majority for :decorum: libs instead of straight up nazis

quit getting mad at polls

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

cumshitter posted:

hes an otter. not as hairy as a bear, too old to be a cub, but streamlined, smoothe, and aerodynamic

i was gonna guess otter, glad the expert testimony backs that up

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Melanie - FLOATUS posted:

please don't use dornal trupms flesh as a crafting ingredient

counterpoint, if you get the chance to peel off Trump's face-skin and wrap it around a mug, you take it.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





freckle posted:

do you still get a dose of caffeine if you drink the piss of someone who only drinks coffee

why are you pretending to need to ask :q:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Daycrew posted:

Magic Johnson and Larry bird seem like cool dudes.


There is this documentary about the Celtics and Lakers rivalry. I like it, it's all new to me

Bird vs Majic on the C64 is an awesome game.

Opps it was Dr. J.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



he's not just a true conservative, he's the most american president there's ever been. he's a vile, racist, criminal loudmouth, he suits this nation perfectly.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Solarin posted:

quit getting mad at polls

clinton gonna win

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Boomers have absolutely no concern for anyone or anything besides themselves.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Nichael posted:

he's not just a true conservative, he's the most american president there's ever been. he's a vile, racist, criminal loudmouth, he suits this nation perfectly.

huh. weird

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i cant wait to go into the office tomorrow and do finance stuff. i want to work hard and increase value for shareholders
[
someday i will have my window. thats the only reason you get an office in finance: so that you have your own window

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


donkald tromple is trash, ok?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

clinton gonna win

also quit living in the past

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Solarin posted:

quit getting mad at polls

I think he’s mad at our dumb gay country

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Someone buy me a new av please I can't take this one anymore

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

Dolash posted:

counterpoint, if you get the chance to peel off Trump's face-skin and wrap it around a mug, you take it.

just grab the long end of his primary hair flap in the back and start pulling, the whole thing comes apart

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cumshitter posted:

i cant wait to go into the office tomorrow and do finance stuff. i want to work hard and increase value for shareholders
[
someday i will have my window. thats the only reason you get an office in finance: so that you have your own window

mr. cumshitter, some woman said one of her sons is a kerri evelyn harris supporter without giving me the name. i need to identify which is the supporter for the campaign, but the problem is both work in finance, and there's no clues on their facebook. how do i find out which finance bro is a secret socialist?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

The MASSIVE BLUE WAVE is gonna turn to be a wet fart.

Who could have ever predicted this turn of events!!!

It’s only gonna get worse in 2020 with Donny back at the top of the ticket.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Solarin posted:

also quit living in the past

:jerkbag:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The Nastier Nate posted:

The MASSIVE BLUE WAVE is gonna turn to be a wet fart.

Who could have ever predicted this turn of events!!!

It’s only gonna get worse in 2020 with Donny back at the top of the ticket.

the wildly unpopular president openly running for re-election will make it easier for republicans to win :thunk:

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Nichael posted:

he's not just a true conservative, he's the most american president there's ever been. he's a vile, racist, criminal loudmouth, he suits this nation perfectly.

turrnp

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