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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I have returned from hiking and staying at the cabin for a couple evenings c-spam

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:eyepop:

its real

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

oh my god you wasted your money

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

I have returned from hiking and staying at the cabin for a couple evenings c-spam

schnorkles we had a big talk about a new poll that came out today and you missed it

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Thoguh posted:

We need more women war criminals.

👏

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



https://twitter.com/SecretaryZinke/status/1000458690779123713

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

schnorkles we had a big talk about a new poll that came out today and you missed it

oh the battleground district poll from CBS?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Thoguh posted:

We need more women war criminals.

Glorious
Ladies
Of
War

:hfive:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Reminder that literally the most insane answer to "where's Melania" would have historical precedent
https://twitter.com/NellSco/status/1002560259133706241

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



freckle posted:

gently caress

not a very smooth pickup line imo

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

freckle posted:

oh my god you wasted your money

yea, sure, i'm a lovely artist, but my nephews might also grow up to be lovely artists and will probably enjoy the $20 i spent, so :shrug:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Reminder that literally the most insane answer to "where's Melania" would have historical precedent
https://twitter.com/NellSco/status/1002560259133706241

trmdp has finally honored his campaign promise to LOCK HER UP

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

is there a holiday circuit i can work to get free hams from republicans??

here's the application:

[ ] are you white?
[ ] can you grift?

two checks and you've got it made, friendo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

schnorkles we had a big talk about a new poll that came out today and you missed it

Homer: One, Schnorkles needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to Qunnipiac's polling database. Two, whenever Schnorkles is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Schnorkles"? Three--

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

oh the battleground district poll from CBS?

yes that one

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The victim and the perpetrator were BOTH women? Now how am I supposed to know who to root for?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
going to be fun watching every horse race story being digested through cspam's gi until november

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
also go to hell, freckle, i very clearly stated that was a low energy painting :mad:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

cumshitter posted:

Homer: One, Schnorkles needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to Qunnipiac's polling database. Two, whenever Schnorkles is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Schnorkles"? Three--

Schnorkles is typically working, cumshitter, but occasionally he likes to go get out in nature with the wife.

There were several hundred pelicans on the river we were hiking along :3:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

god bless trumpy bear posted:

here's the application:

[ ] are you white?
[ ] can you grift?

two checks and you've got it made, friendo

i'm just looking for some free ham here. let's say we put down the paperwork and point me to the ham storage, ok?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1002979502526377984?s=20

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i legit want to reenact that scene from the poochie episode where the studio owner chucks the name placard at the harvard guy's head as he sings the harvard song with every person who has ever attended harvard. i would start with conan o brien just because he has a giant forehead and its a good way to warm up

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Solarin posted:

yes that one

It's a decent to good result for dems, tbh, though tricky because you can't really use it for generic ballot stuff.

64 "competitive districts" =/= Generic Ballot

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Schnorkles posted:

Schnorkles is typically working, cumshitter, but occasionally he likes to go get out in nature with the wife.

There were several hundred pelicans on the river we were hiking along :3:

Schnorkles is typically working cumshitter

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Jeb! Repetition posted:

The victim and the perpetrator were BOTH women? Now how am I supposed to know who to root for?

https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/932684579097534465

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Schnorkles is typically working cumshitter

......hmmmmm :thunk:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






fuckin hell, Cheryl

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Shark Sandwich posted:

remind me why we’re letting these people speak on TV instead of bashing their Nazi skulls in?

trump

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

it is my desperate wish that melania finds a way to slip secret messages to mueller and this crazy theory, the best theory, is true

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

cursed

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Reminder that literally the most insane answer to "where's Melania" would have historical precedent
https://twitter.com/NellSco/status/1002560259133706241

By the way, "King" here refers to Steve King, who, aside from being a successful businessman, was most notable at the time for being a former FBI agent and is today most notable for being the United States ambassador to the Czech Republic as appointed by Donald Trump.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

i'm just looking for some free ham here. let's say we put down the paperwork and point me to the ham storage, ok?

*nods sagely*

start here

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Schnorkles posted:

Schnorkles is typically working, cumshitter, but occasionally he likes to go get out in nature with the wife.

There were several hundred pelicans on the river we were hiking along :3:

hope you engine-blended every one of those deep mouthed laybouts

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

Schnorkles is typically working cumshitter

Seems like you two should be disclosing your relationship to the thread

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

oh the battleground district poll from CBS?

yeah that's the one. everyone's freaking out about it and I'm rolling my eyes at it since 1. it's a generic ballot, 2. the democrats still gain like 25 seats with it, 3. election season hasn't actually begun and polling a midterm 5 months out seems like you'd have a lot of variance in the data

am I off the mark

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

anyone else, at first glance, think they are holding hands awkwardly?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Reminder that literally the most insane answer to "where's Melania" would have historical precedent
https://twitter.com/NellSco/status/1002560259133706241

this... is entirely plausible

except it's not the secret service keeping her prisoner but erik prince

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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