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Jun 3, 2018 18:30
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Literally A Person posted:Entire video is blessed, no single image could do it justice: God is so picky about this stuff
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Jun 3, 2018 19:01
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Kazak posted:God is so picky about this stuff Most of Manhattan is considered an enclosed Hebrew home because they spend $100,000/year to keep an Eruv wire up. 
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Jun 3, 2018 19:23
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https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1002216748354064384 https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1002612494718898176 https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1001528358524669952
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Jun 3, 2018 22:39
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Literally A Person posted:Entire video is blessed, no single image could do it justice: wtf, are Jews no longer allowed to interact with electricity on the sabbath now? Has it always been like that? I'm not Jewish so I don't know how kosher electricity is.
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Jun 3, 2018 22:44
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Pennywise the Frown posted:wtf, are Jews no longer allowed to interact with electricity on the sabbath now? Has it always been like that? I'm not Jewish so I don't know how kosher electricity is. My guess would be that flipping a light switch would be considered work, and would therefore be banned on the sabbath.
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Jun 3, 2018 22:51
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applying the finishing touch
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Jun 3, 2018 22:52
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I thought it had to do with sparks = fire and fire is very jew-haram on shabbath but what do I know.
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Jun 3, 2018 22:53
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sweet geek swag posted:My guess would be that flipping a light switch would be considered work, and would therefore be banned on the sabbath. jesus christ  Are you just supposed to lay on your back and not cook food, eat, jerk off, go to the bathroom? That's all work. Especially jerking off. I'm on a lot of meds.
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Jun 3, 2018 22:53
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what if you say 'alexa, turn on the lights if you feel like it, or whatever'
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Jun 3, 2018 22:58
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Mozi posted:what if you say 'alexa, turn on the lights if you feel like it, or whatever' Is Alexa Jewish?
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Jun 3, 2018 23:06
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Jerry Cotton posted:Is Alexa Jewish? Well, she knows a bunch of Jewish recipes and can tell you a bunch of facts about Woody Allen. I'd say she's at least part Jewish.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:09
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Jun 3, 2018 23:12
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Are you just supposed to lay on your back and not cook food, eat, jerk off, go to the bathroom? That's all work. Especially jerking off. I'm on a lot of meds. You can go to the bathroom as long as you don't tear the toilet paper in order to wipe. Seriously.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:16
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Well apparently I need to update myself on Judaism.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:18
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There are special lamps made specifically for shabbat so people don't have to worry about the whole using a light switch thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_lamp
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Jun 3, 2018 23:40
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Crazy that the talmud predicted electricity
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Jun 3, 2018 23:45
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Alexa sounds like a shabbos goy to me but what do I know
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Jun 3, 2018 23:53
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Blue Train posted:Crazy that the talmud predicted electricity jews did thomas edison/nicola tesla!
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Jun 3, 2018 23:55
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all these loopholes to trick god are the dumbest goddamn poo poo
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Jun 3, 2018 23:56
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Jun 4, 2018 00:02
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Julius CSAR posted:all these loopholes to trick god are the dumbest goddamn poo poo We all know god is a super laid back chill dude that doesn't take anything too seriously and just kind of rolls with what ever. Ain't like the guy burned entire cities to the ground out of spite or let the devil destroy the life of one of his buddies just for shits or anything.
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Jun 4, 2018 00:05
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Solice Kirsk posted:We all know god is a super laid back chill dude that doesn't take anything too seriously and just kind of rolls with what ever. Ain't like the guy burned entire cities to the ground out of spite or let the devil destroy the life of one of his buddies just for shits or anything. good thing he's not real unlike the piss tape
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Jun 4, 2018 00:07
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Creamed Cormp posted:tbqh it's no big deal, I just think the .gif is better I was unaware of the gif so thanks for enlightening me 
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Jun 4, 2018 00:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:We all know god is a super laid back chill dude that doesn't take anything too seriously and just kind of rolls with what ever. Ain't like the guy burned entire cities to the ground out of spite or let the devil destroy the life of one of his buddies just for shits or anything. Yeah but then he discovered weed and got super mellowed out and created a hippie son to inform us that he wasn't really serious about that stuff, sorry about all that
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Jun 4, 2018 00:10
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The trick is to start a huge holy war on the other side of the world that way he's looking over there and won't notice that you got a couple of games of Rocket League in on a Saturday. Pretty simple really.
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Jun 4, 2018 00:15
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Julius CSAR posted:all these loopholes to trick god are the dumbest goddamn poo poo rules lawyering God is actually extremely cool stuff.
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Jun 4, 2018 00:16
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Pennywise the Frown posted:jesus christ Get your neighbor to do it.
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Jun 4, 2018 00:27
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Detective Thompson posted:There are special lamps made specifically for shabbat so people don't have to worry about the whole using a light switch thing. I love this niche industry devoted to loopholing the dictate of freakin God. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator
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Jun 4, 2018 00:39
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ultrafilter posted:You can go to the bathroom as long as you don't tear the toilet paper in order to wipe. Seriously. No problem. 
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Jun 4, 2018 01:02
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Sorry, those look like implants.
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Jun 4, 2018 01:07
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Salty Josh posted:Sorry, those look like implants. yes the deer is implanted into that woman's rear end
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Jun 4, 2018 01:08
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:No problem. hahaha, even threw the Jewish star in there.
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Jun 4, 2018 01:25
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http://digg.com/video/bowling-parrot inb4 Digg??? In TYOOL 2018?!?
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Jun 4, 2018 03:55
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Pennywise the Frown posted:hahaha, even threw the Jewish star in there.
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Jun 4, 2018 04:08
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Jun 4, 2018 04:09
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The vast majority of Jews don’t care about that crap. They use phones and regular switches and regular toilet paper no matter what day of the week it is. The average Jews I know will A. Not knowingly eat pig B. Support Israel more than the average American C. End of list
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Jun 4, 2018 04:14
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I'm tunnel visioning so bad today. When I first looked at that picture, I just focused on the yellow thingy circling the motorcycle. When my field of vision started to open, I saw the beetle and figured, "Huh, that looks like Herbie..." Then I saw the rest of the picture and realized that the truck is truly #blessed.
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Jun 4, 2018 04:18
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What's the motorcycle with sidecar from? Indiana Jones?
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