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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Better landing than Bedlam, Zaitgeist, Vanisher, or Shatterstar.

Either a plane carrying a bunch of Death Metal bands crashed or these are comic book characters.

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NASCARonNBC/status/998607215463460865

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

I showed that to mrs d8 and said "That guy has balls of titanium." and she said "and not the sense his mother gave him"

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Or you see them trying to do regular everyday things like catching a plane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kowj1AxXc0c
Being 6'8", I sympathize.

Snowy posted:

Oh poo poo I need that Eyehatedog patch
My brother knows the guys from eyehategod and I also very much need that patch.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1000849064475406336

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Someone get that guy tights and a mask.

So he can go to Royal Rumble

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Better landing than Bedlam, Zaitgeist, Vanisher, or Shatterstar.

Not as good as Peter, tho.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Heartwarming follow-up - the gentleman in question is a recent and undocumented immigrant to France from Mali named Mamoudou Gassama. He was invited to meet with President Emmanuel Marcon shortly after this video emerged, and during that meeting Marcon praised Gassama for his bravery and offered to put him on a fast track for French citizenship.

http://www.france24.com/en/20180528-france-macron-hero-malian-rescue-child-french-citizenship

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Lightening never strikes the same place twice three times four times five times....

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Heartwarming follow-up - the gentleman in question is a recent and undocumented immigrant to France from Mali named Mamoudou Gassama. He was invited to meet with President Emmanuel Marcon shortly after this video emerged, and during that meeting Marcon praised Gassama for his bravery and offered to put him on a fast track for French citizenship.

http://www.france24.com/en/20180528-france-macron-hero-malian-rescue-child-french-citizenship

More than that, from what I've been seen. He's been straight up granted citizenship, and offered a job in the fire brigade.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Essentially, but the language in the article ("We’re going to regularise all your papers and if you wish, we will initiate a naturalisation procedure so that you can become French, if you so desire.”) insinuates that there'll be at least a bit of a process for him to go through. I also suspect that the fire brigade thing was meant half-jokingly, though I'm less sure about that.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Not that it wasnt heroic and all, but I like the other guy getting a hand on the kid 2 seconds before the climber get there and just holds him instead of pulling him to safety

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Bombadilillo posted:

Not that it wasnt heroic and all, but I like the other guy getting a hand on the kid 2 seconds before the climber get there and just holds him instead of pulling him to safety

He was reaching around a dividing wall, he could not be confident in his grip.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Wendell posted:

He was reaching around a dividing wall, he could not be confident in his grip.

Yeah, hard to tell and he looks old so might not have been just strength confident. I really though he was going to climb that whole way and zoop

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
"We have a Hulk".

eminkey2003
Oct 11, 2009
Must be this guy: https://local.theonion.com/kid-massive-1819572845

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




This kid is 13 years old, the pic is from 1971. He's currently a (large) head coach in the NFL:



I think the kid next to him is also 13, or close to it.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Essentially, but the language in the article ("We’re going to regularise all your papers and if you wish, we will initiate a naturalisation procedure so that you can become French, if you so desire.”) insinuates that there'll be at least a bit of a process for him to go through. I also suspect that the fire brigade thing was meant half-jokingly, though I'm less sure about that.

I'd think it's more that they can't FORCE you to be a citizen.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Huh, so I guess Tesla really did invent a lightning death ray...

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Solice Kirsk posted:

Post that in the bad rear end thread.

I do as I'm told.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Some kind of Asian cyborg?

https://i.imgur.com/ZueLtAk.mp4

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Metal Gear Rising's soundtrack blasted in my head as I watched this. "Use the Ninja Run, Raiden!"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
It's so perfectly timed that he didn't have to wait for the rotating platform.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I was almost expecting him to leap to the top of the final platform without needing the rope. He sprinted so fast the obstacles were just one solid surface to him.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That was incredible.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Metal Gear Rising's soundtrack blasted in my head as I watched this. "Use the Ninja Run, Raiden!"

Cyrbog ninja warrior

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

The first rule of speedrunning is never lift.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

I was almost expecting him to leap to the top of the final platform without needing the rope. He sprinted so fast the obstacles were just one solid surface to him.

If you're moving fast enough, water is close enough to solid. Ask any small flat rock.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Say Nothing posted:

Some kind of Asian cyborg?

Speaking of, Naomi Wu is back on youtube after Vice magazine did a smear campaign to get her kicked off youtube and Patreon because apparently the interview she did with Vice wasn't salacious enough/she refused to talk about her love life.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Chillbro Baggins posted:

Speaking of, Naomi Wu is back on youtube after Vice magazine did a smear campaign to get her kicked off youtube and Patreon because apparently the interview she did with Vice wasn't salacious enough/she refused to talk about her love life.

Vice, no question, was being awful and kept pushing her hard limit of "stop asking about my loving spouse/partner, and stop corroborating the narrative that I'm not my own inventor."

Wu was also awful because she publicly sicced her Twitter fans on Vice editorial staff in efforts to doxx them.

That's what got her hosed over on Patreon and YouTube. They take a very dim view of that.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Thor got into the MDMA again :ohdear:

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



The result of standing on a hill in copper armour shouting "All Gods are bastards"

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

NLJP posted:

The result of standing on a hill in copper armour shouting "All Gods are bastards"

Im assuming that how it seems to radiate outwards that kills all the gods

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Let's post lightning!

https://i.imgur.com/GEXyley.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Zubqw7a.gifv



https://i.imgur.com/dfTGrWM.gifv

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 23:53 on Jun 3, 2018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Livin' in the most lightning heavy state in the country kinda owns.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Randaconda posted:

Livin' in the most lightning heavy state in the country kinda owns.

Because there's a higher than average chance a bolt from the blue will release you from the curse of living in Florida? Like 10 lucky winners a year.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aramoro posted:

Because there's a higher than average chance a bolt from the blue will release you from the curse of living in Florida? Like 10 lucky winners a year.

That's one of the reasons why Florida's slogan is "God's Waiting Room".

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Aramoro posted:

Because there's a higher than average chance a bolt from the blue will release you from the curse of living in Florida? Like 10 lucky winners a year.

All golfers I assume :unsmigghh:

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