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Jun 4, 2018 23:12
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Jun 4, 2018 23:24
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Pretty proud of my -143.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:32
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Preen Dog posted:Did you also take the atheist hit? Maybe we're a match. No, but I took a hit for hairy armpits.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:33
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:No, but I took a hit for hairy armpits.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:35
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I want massages but if they're too good I'll know you're a slut so watch it.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:36
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Sunswipe posted:What does this person think that friends are? Everyone he knows hates him, so he extrapolated.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:36
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm somewhat sympathetic to your plight. From zone #8; What you need is a full all over wool suit. Now I grant you, it'll be hot as balls, but that's what the beer is for.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:38
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thatguy posted:Selling my body finally pays off. Yeah, but they obviously gave it back.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:40
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Hav posted:From zone #8; What you need is a full all over wool suit. Now I grant you, it'll be hot as balls, but that's what the beer is for. Zone 3 (ish) checking in. It's easier to just give yourself over to the mosquito gods and walk naked amongst the wails of the damned
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Jun 4, 2018 23:41
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thatguy posted:As long as you don't shave your pussy you should come out positive. Shave your pussy despite pressure. I'm assuming that's a third date question? Where do you bring up the being a hooker? Surely that should be obvious on the first date, or do they play the really long game in Thailand? Beet Wagon posted:Zone 3 (ish) checking in. It's easier to just give yourself over to the mosquito gods and walk naked amongst the wails of the damned <shudder>
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Jun 4, 2018 23:41
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Hav posted:It's simple sentences like this that remind me that I saw the entire Ouya arc from start to finish. From the initial pitch, we called that it was underpowered, going to run into problems with copyright and was essentially a portal to an ecosystem that didn't exist, and that you should have worked on a mobile portal and given the platform away for free. It really was a wild loving ride. I was never a believer and it seemed so obvious from the getgo, and you'd see people who you presumed to be smarter than you actually be excited for this stupid loving thing. Android is not some sort of bizarre end-all be-all of operating systems! It's actually quite poor! Also everyone was for some reason afraid phonegaming was gonna kill consoles and PC games! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA If you need a refresher, this video is really good.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:46
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Beet Wagon posted:Zone 3 (ish) checking in. It's easier to just give yourself over to the mosquito gods and walk naked amongst the wails of the damned Zone 4 represent.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:57
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Taintrunner posted:It really was a wild loving ride. I was never a believer and it seemed so obvious from the getgo, and you'd see people who you presumed to be smarter than you actually be excited for this stupid loving thing. Android is not some sort of bizarre end-all be-all of operating systems! It's actually quite poor! Also everyone was for some reason afraid phonegaming was gonna kill consoles and PC games! it was a weird time. people were convinced that ps3 and 360 were the last console generation and we'd be stuck in a desolate hellscape of only mobile games, which they claimed to be excited about for some weird reason
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Jun 5, 2018 00:03
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It was bringing gaming back to the tv!!!
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Jun 5, 2018 00:04
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm somewhat sympathetic to your plight. Are you at least near the coast, where the blessed breeze sends the little winged fuckers away?
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Jun 5, 2018 00:14
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Breetai posted:It was bringing gaming back to the tv!!! The limited edition was a kind of poo poo brown!!!
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Jun 5, 2018 00:15
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Roberts will need the salvage mechanic to piece his career back together after this debacle.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:19
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Explain fortune teller Is the idiot language expert now a filthy leaver too?
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Jun 5, 2018 00:24
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:No, but I took a hit for hairy armpits. Point taken, I'm out
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Jun 5, 2018 00:27
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Are you at least near the coast, where the blessed breeze sends the little winged fuckers away? Nope, although I used to live basically on the beach and honestly it didn’t help much anyway.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:34
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Mosquitos are bad, but gnats are hell in their own way.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:41
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Taintrunner posted:It really was a wild loving ride. I was never a believer and it seemed so obvious from the getgo, and you'd see people who you presumed to be smarter than you actually be excited for this stupid loving thing. Android is not some sort of bizarre end-all be-all of operating systems! It's actually quite poor! Also everyone was for some reason afraid phonegaming was gonna kill consoles and PC games! Julie just really loved television lol Man those were... not good times but... they were times.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:44
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Agony Aunt posted:So you are saying proc gen breakfasts shouldn't have been done? This kind of talk should not happen. Anything and everything that helps Star Citizen never become an actual game should be endorsed and appreciated. That would basically be everything since most of the Kickstarter goals, probably around the time he promised a tactical experience in space aboard your mega ship that will be better than Command and Conquer at strategic command. Compared to stuff like that, procedural eggs don't look so bad. I, personally, am looking forward to when actual game development begins and CIG and Chris Roberts need to start tackling the real stuff. Like AI indistinguishable from a human that senses its surroundings and has goals and feelings. Or planets that are procedural Crysis levels of fidelity full of vegetation and procedural wildlife that you can hunt and capture. Honestly, it's probably good CR keeps developing shaders (doable) and refactoring the same dumbass ships/building new ones over and over (also doable). CR will crumple into a ball of tears when he has to actually work on something hard. And I hope they stay in business long enough for me to enjoy those moments. 
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Jun 5, 2018 00:58
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VictorianQueerLit posted:History won't read as "Chubby, talentless hack creates world's biggest lie and scams hundreds of millions" it will read "Gamers just won't pay for a big budget Sci Fi space sim." In the present day people discuss the game wrong. With the shambling poo poo covered trashfire directly in front of them, they get it wrong. They label it a "crowd funded indie alpha game" when it isn't truly crowd-funded (unless DLC sales and investors are crowd-funding) or indie or an alpha or a game. Its a furnace that burns cash to send Chris Roberts to Monaco every year. Whatever wikipedia footnote Store Citizer ends up with, it isn't going to be at all honest. The defense force will rage long into the night well beyond any of us remembering it. It will not say "Chris Roberts, fraud elemental, repeated his freelancer scam once again to the tune of two hundred and eighty three million dollars" or whatever. They will still be editing wikipedia in 2031 to reflect their crushed dreams of BDSSE.
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Jun 5, 2018 01:09
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Scruffpuff posted:Zone 4 represent. 
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Jun 5, 2018 01:11
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Are you at least near the coast, where the blessed breeze sends the little winged fuckers away? I live on the beach and those fuckers find me anyway short of a Tropical Depression or better.
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Jun 5, 2018 01:14
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Taintrunner posted:It really was a wild loving ride. I was never a believer and it seemed so obvious from the getgo, and you'd see people who you presumed to be smarter than you actually be excited for this stupid loving thing. Android is not some sort of bizarre end-all be-all of operating systems! It's actually quite poor! Also everyone was for some reason afraid phonegaming was gonna kill consoles and PC games! lol tell me about it, I didn't go for an ouya but sprang for a nvidia shield on the strength of everyone telling me android is The Greatest for emulation then I wandered into the barren hellscale of the google app store and was Enlightened (it might actually be better now that retroarch is a thing, tbh)
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Jun 5, 2018 01:36
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Beet Wagon posted:e: found it. Good old BeamMasterJ Oh my God, how did I miss that thread? The Star Citizen of DIY remodeling.
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Jun 5, 2018 01:38
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What breeze? Here in Zone 12 it was a heat t index of 107 at one point today. Totally brutal. Also sup FL Goons.
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Jun 5, 2018 01:52
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Scruffpuff posted:
No, it's like more like you're one of these:  And the ship equivalent of a tiger has just killed a yak. So you sneak in and grab the choiciest cuts of yak right in the face of that tiger. 
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Jun 5, 2018 02:21
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trucutru posted:No, it's like more like you're one of these:  stop making Star Citizen sound appealing
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Jun 5, 2018 02:23
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Brian Jacques making weasels ferrets and rats all terrible by nature was the worst travesty (also those books were fine as a kid but pretty  as an adult when it comes to nature vs. nuture)
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Jun 5, 2018 02:42
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thatguy posted:Positives: Hahahhahahaha  This is literally insane.
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Jun 5, 2018 02:55
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The Titanic posted:Hahahhahahaha Atheist spotted. Re: asteroid talk from a while back - https://gizmodo.com/small-asteroid-strikes-africa-just-hours-after-it-was-s-1826535655
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Jun 5, 2018 03:01
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Pretty proud of my -143. He's dead.
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Jun 5, 2018 03:05
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Just FYI, took the test and I'm -191. Though I do love how it is clearly designed by a man who thinks a naive and clueless girl unable to make it in life by herself is clearly the target of his needs.
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Jun 5, 2018 03:08
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The Titanic posted:Hahahhahahaha quote:60. Has a brittle hull (-20 points) You just sound like a sore loser.
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Jun 5, 2018 03:09
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Tokamak posted:He's dead. That backfired, then. Did the shaven pussy sluts get him?
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Jun 5, 2018 03:13
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trucutru posted:You just sound like a sore loser. Those are the ones that always cut me to the core. "Here's a test to see if you will have an abnormal case of attachment syndrome and treat me like your god, and to make sure you're too incapable and scared to run away and make an actual life for yourself." And what is up with the weird vagina shaving thing out of left field? Maybe I don't want to ask that. 
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Jun 5, 2018 03:15
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