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Congrats on the smile Pick
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Well, I’m so glad I copied b-ball babby’s comments meltdown, because it’s all deleted now. You don’t need to go to an NBA game with your girlfriend, because Reddit was there to provide you with plenty of dunks.
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Jun 4, 2018 22:57
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Congrats on the positive human interaction, Pick
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Jun 4, 2018 22:57
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Pick posted:Seriously she and her classy, softly waved short hair and bright smile just made me gay again. im back Hi, I'm the tall lady and I'd be more attracted to you if you'd shut up.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:00
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Thank god PICK is GAY again maybe she’ll finally leave MEN alone!!!! I [30 M] feel that my sexual needs have probably never been met by my wife of less than a year [30 F]. I'm getting hit on a lot lately, it makes me feel good about myself and it's becoming really hard to ignore. Do I tell her? quote:EDIT: That title really isn't right but I can't edit that so I'll leave it. It's really not long enough for me to not sound vain and self-centred and is probably a bit confusing but hear me out...
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Jun 4, 2018 23:02
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LadyPictureShow posted:Well, I’m so glad I copied b-ball babby’s comments meltdown, because it’s all deleted now. Part of being a friend much less a partner is pretending to enjoy stupid events. Guy’s gotta grow up
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Jun 4, 2018 23:06
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fruit on the bottom posted:Thank god PICK is GAY again maybe she’ll finally leave MEN alone!!!! Open the relationship.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:06
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fruit on the bottom posted:Thank god PICK is GAY again maybe she’ll finally leave MEN alone!!!! Divorce now while you have no kids. You had no business marrying someone with that kind of known issue in the first place.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:07
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fruit on the bottom posted:Thank god PICK is GAY again maybe she’ll finally leave MEN alone!!!! See I was just telling my GF yesterday that reading all this has taught me not all cheaters are selfish assholes, sometimes they're simply human beings in a lovely relationship. They should still leave before they cheat but I can't work up the hate everyone else has in cases like this dude (he's going to cheat)
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Jun 4, 2018 23:16
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Pick posted:A really cute tall woman smiled at me and I’ve been horny all day. Horny and unproductive. Ducks do this
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Jun 4, 2018 23:16
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I got visited by Glenda the Sex Witch of the South and all I got were some red gently caress me pumps
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Jun 4, 2018 23:17
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [30 M] feel that my sexual needs have probably never been met by my wife of less than a year [30 F]. I'm getting hit on a lot lately, it makes me feel good about myself and it's becoming really hard to ignore. Do I tell her?
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Jun 4, 2018 23:18
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Admiral Ray posted:Open the relationship. this but unironically, it's win-win on his part whether she says yes or it leads to a divorce
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Jun 4, 2018 23:21
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Having sex once a week and complaining must really burn the chaps of that guy who was married for years and he and his wife still didnt have sex
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Jun 4, 2018 23:21
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Rubellavator posted:Crowds and yelling are fun activities. Don't have to care for the sport. This is truth. I had a blast watching the Kansas City Wizards play a game in the pouring rain. Just me, some buds in trash bags and like 50 other people. Also, dollar beers. I even got to yell at David Beckham!
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Jun 4, 2018 23:21
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tsa posted:What an incredibly stupid thing to think. Maybe if you ever make a friend you'll see that there's nothing weird about sharing a bed with one My new boyfriend [25/M] is getting a tattoo relating to his ex? quote:u/MutedDream Lol he's trying to lure his ex back in by tattooing a lynx on his dick or something
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Jun 4, 2018 23:24
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Barudak posted:I got visited by Glenda the Sex Witch of the South and all I got were some red gently caress me pumps Please don't post my Wicked/Kinky Boots fanfiction.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:24
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girl pants posted:Maybe if you ever make a friend you'll see that there's nothing weird about sharing a bed with one Nothing like getting the wild cat with a napoleon complex tattood on you to win back your ex.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:39
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I (25 F) was given a bombshell letter from my SO (27 M) that he told me to open on my plane leaving the country for 2.5 months. Guess the bombshell! Hi all, using a throwaway for this. I’ve been seeing this guy for about 5 months who I met online. We really hit it off and have been dating happily - until now! He is from India and told me when we met he is studying in the US on a student visa getting a masters in IT while also working part time. He is an incredibly sweet guy and fun to be around, I’ve really enjoyed dating him. I thought we could have a serious future. I will be working abroad for 2.5 months over the summer and will not see him during this time, which he has known since we started seeing each other. He told me about a week or two before I left he was going to write me a letter that he wanted me to open and read on my airplane leaving the country. True to my word, I did not open the letter until I was on the plane. In the letter he told me he has been lying to me about school since we met, he works 5 days a week for cash under the table. He is not getting his masters. It wasn’t a total lie in that he did start an IT program when he first came to the US, but neither he nor his family could afford the tuition. He tried for scholarships and financial aid, but that did not pan out and he later did some sort of IT certificate program. So he does work in IT at some place (which I thought was part time but is actually full time). But I have no clue what his visa status is, and since he’s not in school I think he might be staying in the country illegally (but I’m no expert on how visas work). I really don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand I feel awful that he has struggled so much to live in the US and that he has no support system to help him achieve his goals - I want to help him. But on the other hand I feel totally dismayed and upset that he would lie to me for so long. He seems genuinely remorseful about this and said he was so embarrassed. He wanted to tell me in person, but couldn’t bring himself to do it. I think it is a white lie from our first date that somehow snowballed out of control for him. I would really like to pursue this relationship further, but I feel very hurt and confused right now about this. What do I do, Reddit? TL;DR: My SO of 5 months told me in a letter as I was leaving the country for the summer that he’s been lying to me; he isn’t getting his masters like he has been saying since I met him.
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Jun 4, 2018 23:51
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Jun 4, 2018 23:55
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I wanted more, like a “Im actually your clone except with a Y chromosome and am one of the masked maniacs who have been running through the walls of your house screaming the lyrics to “I love a parade””
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Jun 4, 2018 23:56
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I thought "secret family"
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Jun 5, 2018 00:00
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I feel bad, for the dude
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Jun 5, 2018 00:00
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My [20F] boyfriend's [30M] roomate [29F] and I have never gotten along. Last night she walked out of her room completely naked and came up and aggressively talked to us. I am so upset and don't know whether to issue an ultimatum or not.quote:Characters: The naked man only works 1/3 of the time.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:01
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That post was long enough Ive had the time to learn how to play some sultry saxophone solos for the next time the roomate comes out nude
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Jun 5, 2018 00:04
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A common reading would suggest she wants to gently caress Tyler, however I believe that would be sorely mistaken. She’s actually a secret lesbian which is why: -She and Tyler dated but never had sex -her marriage failed -she was initially ok with OP coming over but then wanted her over less (couldn’t deal with the emerging feelings -pulled the naked man when she was there and not during the plentitude of times it would just be her and Tyler. Conclusion: she wants to gently caress OP.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:05
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [20F] boyfriend's [30M] roomate [29F] and I have never gotten along. Last night she walked out of her room completely naked and came up and aggressively talked to us. I am so upset and don't know whether to issue an ultimatum or not. rare footage of an ultimatum being considered in an actually good scenario for one
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Jun 5, 2018 00:05
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fruit on the bottom posted:Conclusion: she wants to gently caress OP. I agree with this post. Which leads us to the next important question for OP: Is Gina hot?
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:I agree with this post. she describes her as 'very tall and quite pretty' so between this and pick earlier i think there's just something about tall ladies
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Jun 5, 2018 00:09
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OP: time to climb that mountain
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Jun 5, 2018 00:10
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Gina’s neck is like a tower of ivory, and her bosoms like two frolicking fawns. Roommate of Roommates, Chapter 2:Verse 6
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Jun 5, 2018 00:11
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PSquote:"I'm truly sorry about what happened. Can we please talk about it? If you need time to respond that's ok, but we do need to discuss it." BF is absolutely going to chuck a threesome hail mary here
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Jun 5, 2018 00:12
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tyler should dump op and go out with gina if only because op mentioned that she was introvert in the first sentence and did so again and again throughout the whole loving thing. we get it, you're socially retarded.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:13
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I don't think Gina and Tyler should date. They should absolutely get a joint Tinder account though.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:14
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I also cry when naked ladies talk to me so I empathize hard with this person.
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tyler's gf sounds really tiresome to be around, and there's this whole cadre of like super introspective but also really incapable of handling many situations person and they write and write and write about their feelings and for gently caress's sake. it's like a reddit thing. here's 10 pages of how it felt to be made fun of at the party: no I get it, it sucked, why not spend some time working on the poo poo instead of recounting it in the goriest detail possible so that the cosmic scribes can use it in their grand ledger for judgement day
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [20F] boyfriend's [30M] roomate [29F] and I have never gotten along. Last night she walked out of her room completely naked and came up and aggressively talked to us. I am so upset and don't know whether to issue an ultimatum or not. Hahahahahahaha I feel like Gina has been dropping increasingly less subtle hints that she doesn't want this girl around and then finally just decided to go for broke Also lol they started dating when he was 29 and she was 19
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Jun 5, 2018 00:29
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Yet another situation that would have been solved by laughing in their face ruined by being so fragile that you run out of the house and have an anxiety attack instead.
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girl pants posted:Also lol they started dating when he was 29 and she was 19 oof, totally missed that part. no wonder gina correctly thought she could intimidate her ex's new young squeeze into looking like the crazy unreasonable one
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I'm not trying to make fun of it but when people's posts references their anxiety and their anxiety attacks multiple times, yeesh. It seems like a grim existence. Like a cashier asks them something unexpected, time for a good cry in the car, that just seems like a rough way to go through life. A naked person? To the cry chamber!
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